Martinblade

I send invader zim after the alien. Zim then kills the alien and hands me the cheese. I then get in wing zero and fly to the moon. oh, i trade fluffyzoe a tomato for his cheese and mold the two cheeses together.

I use the Earth style imperial desert funeral crushing your body into a million tiny peices. Somehow the gp is untouched. Then I take the gp, make a million copies of myself and invest the gp in the stock market.

My battleship destroys freedom and a landing party gets the cheese. Then some doctor uses the magic of the cheese and revives me.

Cuts open fluffyzoe's throat and takes cheese. Starts swimming down the river lum towards the ocean.