Napalm

Damn, forgot to empty the AC water tank.

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My life over these past few weeks. Why don't you get one? I'm sure you can find a stray one if you search around. Just take it to the vet to make sure its fine and keep it.

Hey guys.. what if guys what if listen me out what if thsi will blow your mind guys if cats actually were serial killers who reincarnated after being executed?

Ah, now it makes sense.

Yay Füherer

What does ieyfure even mean?

1 bottle down.

So, how much cider do you think it'd take to get me drunk? Time to find out once and for all.

Yeah, jokes aside, I don't really like thongs.

It's used to attract the opposite sex. I've attracted many ladies with them.

Flip flops can also be called thongs.

Obviously. The real question is why you are posting and not watching.

I used to hate Guile's theme... I still had some hope left. Why did it have to end like this?

I NEED TO WEAR MY HATS AND KILL PEOPLE WITH THE HUNTSMAN

Or the item loadout server... [bleep]ing item loadout server.

Hahaha, can't unsee.

Halo's almost at 30k posts.

32.2º outside. I got the AC set at 23.

Damn, I forgot I'm supposed to be a nice guy now.

The truth exists beyond the gate.

I know I can kill.