,.~., Emou Productions ,.~,. Presents Adopt a Bot! The Bot/Macroer Adoption Agency We've all seen them...Bots. They haunt Runescape everyday. But doesn't anyone have an affection for the little guys? Here at our Agency, we give you the chance to adopt your very own bot! How it works: Our Head quarters are in World 10. Look around a while, pick a bot you think would suit your family needs! Look at him, homeless, clothes/default, hair/default. Wouldn't you like to help him? Now you can! For 1000gp a week. We, at the agency, will do the following: 1) Supply you with papers. 2) Tell you all about your chosen bot, including: what kind of trees he chops, when he usually loggs in, and when he usually loggs out. Wheres his favorite spot, and wheres his favorite bank you ask? We'll let you know with detailed descriptions every Saturday! 3) Clothe your bot! Yes, thats right! We will buy him/her clothes, hats, boots, and anything else he needs! 4) Feed your bot! He/she will have a freshly killed, and cooked chicken every single day! 5) Give your bot a home! They will be invited to our RS homes any day of the week! All of this, for only 1000gp a week! You will be able to see your bot daily if you wish, as we will keep a close eye on his every behavior for you! Thank you for reading! Give a good thought, make a happy bot! Fine Print: If your bot were to logg out, and never return, it is not our problem. If you decide you hate your bot friend, you still must pay, find another bot, or cancel your subscription, as it is not our problem. If your bot is unhappy with the attention you give to it, you must pay 2000gp extra, as it is your bot we must make happy, and it is not our problem. This is a joke, if you didn't get that, it is not our problem. For Further information, PM: Valentineff7, or Pumpkin Yu19 Advertisement # 2 This is slappy Slappy is sad He is a bot He doesnt have a home He doesnt have any friends He doesnt have any hair He doesnt heve any food to eat He doesnt even have any shoes to wear We at the adopt a bot foundation try our best to make bots lives better. But we need your help to do it. Just 1000gp a week could give a bot better life and better shoes. contact Pumpkin yu19 on runescape for your free information packet. This packet will contain information about your bot, his eating habits, what type of wood he chops, what his favorite food is, along with a picture of your bot This is slappy again Slappy is happy He now has a home He now has friends He now has a hat He now has chickens to eat He now has shoes to wear So for the holiday seasons, please have pitty on our botty bretheren. Just 1000gp a week can make a bots day
