Tesset

I'll use that as an excuse tomorrow if you want.

Cat on lap. Can't do homework.

Hey, look. I didn't ever get out of my pajamas. I can just go to bed. [bleep]es be jelly.

@blaah #swag What is this, twitter?

...why?

7.5 on what?

DON'T SAY THAT! I REALLY WANT TO PLAY IT!

Hem.

Here you go Halo:

Actually, you shouldn't have too much trouble with that goal. Good luck man.

In that case, it must be terribly disappointing for you that I'm straight.

My dad's a former football player. My mom went to a private school. Jock and prep. And even if they were, you don't inherit a personality.

The traits you dislike about me are most certainly not hereditary, 321.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Lame nub.

I don't have any for him.

I can't imagine it would be easy to watch porn with shitty internet like that.

Reading 11 minutes ago... He posted once and got off. How lame.

I agree with wits, a shirtless dance for 321 would be fun.

Negative, ghost rider. No, reference to something.

I don't know, actually. I don't think so though.

There's a D_V_Devnull and a DV Devnull. It's kinda freaky.

I seem to remember him saying that it's like his version of a tl;dr. Which I'd be ok with if he didn't do it for every post. Edit: @ zoe: I'm pretty sure he stalks me on TIF.