[How will zee person above you die?]

You eat some thumbtacks

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You also decide to travel to Italy tomorrow. Sadly, you bring with you the first case of CORVID-19 to Italy, and the moment the border patrol person sees you're sick, they shoot you

[How will zee person above you die?]

Drowning

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Guillotine

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[How will zee person above you die?]

Very wholesome ❤️

Burned alive. To death.

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On 3/7/2020 at 9:10 AM, Melos said:

Wait, how do you do that? I would also like to support this site and keep it going for years to come.

Yeah, just viewing ads, like RPG said, lol

I also mostly view on mobile. And my browser has adblock, which at one point I had to turn back on for TIF when it had a particularly pernicious popup.

[How will zee person above you die?]

You won't. Make of that what you will

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Finally am supporting this site financially, many years past the point it matters, lol

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You're playing VR and go to start flying in game and end up jumping out the window

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You are struck by lightning in the middle of your big debut as a pop idol, in front of thousands of people.

[How will zee person above you die?]

You ate a taco. It was very random

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On 3/13/2019 at 10:25 PM, Tesset said:

Request to the admins to add a dislike button so I can dislike Goon's posts

Hey, this can happen now. Mods, please add a thumbs down to the reactions list so I can dislike goon's sand groper video

[How will zee person above you die?]

You were dreaming of flying, but your body didn't produce the sleep paralysis hormone and you actually jumped off a high place. 

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Nope, he's dead

A zombie

[Word letter game]

I've never heard Lemons used like that before. Interesting! I love learning

I assume you used scrabble as the next word. So

Estrogen

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I am a girl now lol

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Awww 😞

You sent an emoji to an acquaintance, but it looked different on their phone, they took it the wrong way, and came and murdered you in a fit of misguided passion