Tesset

My story? It wasn't that good man.

They all ended up at the pound because I'm a horrible pet owner. And that's the time I got drunk at a bar.

Took all the animals on a bus with me.

Back in the states I started a business.

Then I coauthored this in the process of returning to the states:

Then this happened.

Somehow I ended up in Libya.

Err... Back to my story, I was drinking this:

Oh, ok.

My camping story? What?

Then this happened.

It was down by the ocean.

So the other day, I was at this bar, and I met a dude who asked me out back. That's it.

If only I could relocate my fist.

Yup, basically.

Stop wits.

Alrightdone

To answer wits, it's because there isn't anything for a woman to stick into a man's mouth. Or at least that's what I assumed.

Had. I also had 321 on ignore for a while.

No pie. Because you know why? I don't like you. Whereas wits is cool. So stop. Just add her to your ignore if it's that much of a problem. That's what I did.

This has happened like four times now. Where I'm reading back through old posts, and I find something my rl friends just recently became obsessed with, except it was posted forever ago. This had quite a following for quite a while. Also, I feel sure that one day I'm going to find cat planet back there. Because that's what would happen.

Mmm, serum. Err, wait, what?

It's even more annoying because he has the gall to share my name.