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Maze

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  1. I just trolled some kids so hard that they left the park.

     

    I was swinging and they kept running through the swings, pissing me off. Then they asked me questions like if I was popular at school and they called me a nerd and such.

     

    I knew what I had to do. I started talking non-stop about Megadeth and Judas Priest albums and they kept telling me to shut up, but I kept going. They eventually said, "FORGET THIS!" and left.

     

    Then, they came back. And the trolling commenced again. I then said, "HEY! HEY WAIT! I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT MY FAVORITE TV SHOW!" and they all groaned. I started talking non-stop about My Little Pony and how Fluttershy was my favorite pony.

     

    They asked me if I was "normal or gay" (like being gay wasn't normal), so I asked them what was wrong with being homosexual. They ignored the question, so I went on and on about politics and they eventually just left.

     

    Then my face:

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  2. I don't understand what's so fun about watching horror films.

     

    I hate being startled/frightened. I pretty much experience anxiety whenever I try to watch one.

     

    Creepypastas, however, are okay because those just leave a feeling of creepiness and not fright.

  3. "So what do you think the scariest game is?"

    "Dead Space."

     

    I am convinced that anyone who gives this answer needs to be sent to a re-education facility. I hear it a lot.

    Dead Space isn't really even scary.

     

    When I realized that I could chop off the monsters' legs and leave them vulnerable, the scare factor went away.

     

    Now, Amnesia, man. I can't play that game for more than five minutes.

  4. I named my Pyro's mailbox (forgot what it was called) the "Special Delivery".

     

    And I like Conniver's Kunai. It allows me to chainstab payloads while on fire. Went on a 15-kill-streak with it in one life.

     

    The health penalty is not a big deal with the DR.

  5. Could you explain to me what do you mean by illusions?

    When you trick an enemy player into thinking you went in a certain direction.

     

    Example: A scout is running after you, trying to kill you, and you turn the corner and cloak, but instead head in another direction. The scout thinks you're still running in that direction.

  6. I consider myself heterosexual, but I don't think I ever want to be in a close relationship with a girl (or man). I also do not wish to have sex (I think it's disgusting, I literally get sick to my stomach when I see porn).

     

    What kind of porn have you been watching? I'm sure this is a viewpoint lots of young people have, but it probably changes as they mature. I'm guessing you haven't actually had a close relationship with a girl before, no offence intetended, ?

    I don't intentionally scour out porn, but I think it's just...disgusting. I'd probably feel sick if I did it.

     

    And no, I haven't had a relationship. I don't want to. I don't really even consider myself really that attracted to females (or males, before you say "gay").

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