NewoTigra

Out of curiosity, does every year have a slow, bad smelling pupil? My year has one called Chris Emerson, he's ugly, flabby, greasy and smells horrible. He says he takes a shower every day but no one believes him. Yes...so I did a little research and found out skin grease is highly flammable, then told him this. Now whenever he annoys me I flick matches at him Half the time they're not even lit, but it's still funny to see him jump backwards. P.S. he plays rugby, so is reasonably big. P.P.S. our science teacher for an experiment is apparently going to set her hands on fire. I asked her if she was going to use a gas or a liquid? and if liquid, would she be using ethanol for it's safe burning properties. I received many bemused looks.

Lets see... Hit someones face off the floor, among various other fights Stole various chemistry stuff + matches Melted a desk with magnesium (accidental this one) Tattoo'ed my left arm with red, blue and black ink (washed off in a few days, apparently body art is forbidden in school) Said "F***" rather loudly when i hit my head off a desk in Home Economics (the desk went flying, so I think it was perfectly acceptable, what would you do if you sent a large wooden / metal construction flying with your head? 2 detentions so far, for the tattooing and swearing. Edit: remembered another one, were working with flammable liquids in chemistry and someone came up to be and started insulting me. Ignored him for a few mins then got pissed once he moved on to the serious insults. Covered his arm in ethanol and set fire to it, ethanol burns cleanly and didn't hurt him, but scared the living f*** out of him. ^_^ I did use a bunsen burner on full heat to light it though, which kind of...eh...gave him 2nd degree burns. very small one though, most of the skin grew back but he keeps the scar, it's funny. We get along quite well now :D