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All this time I thought Goon was just trolling Pie

Why do I find non-English lyrics more appealing than English lyrics? Meh. Probably because I can't understand how stupid they actually are.

I actually think I do most tasks better when I'm tired. I don't mean quality-wise. I mean like I can focus better or something. I can't really put it into words.

To all y'all lucid dreamers: Does it ever get boring?

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ponies Jesus Christ. I had no idea there were so many. I thought there were like 10 at most.

I'm not gonna lie. Some of the ponies turn me on.

Why is it only racist when white people say racist things?

How did I not see that coming?

I keep forgetting to ask. A lot of the black women that buy shit where I work have this red shit on their teeth. It doesn't look like blood. Any idea what it is? I've only noticed it on black women.

I don't get it. You do or don't like them?

When was this?

Every now and then I get all sad about being a perpetual virgin. Then I masturbate and think to myself "[bleep] [bleep]es". Edit: Oh, wow. That can actually be interpreted in two completely different ways.

I actually imagine wits as being really nice/normal irl.

I thought wits used to have a boyfriend. Also what Seany said.

I remember him saying something along the lines of "Blah blah blah I try not to think about it while I'm in the act blah blah" Actually I wouldn't be surprised if I was the only virgin on that list. I'm sure it's not the case, but none of the others come off as incapable of getting laid to me.

Monk has said in the past that he's had sex.

Dax and Monk (definitely) and probably Goon (90+%) are all Yes. I don't know about the others. I actually agree with Seany on this one.

That feel when I said everything correctly when I was little It actually kind of sucks. I don't have any funny stories to tell.

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Technical drawings are best drawings

You need to post some pics of this shit you're drawing, Napalm. Not necessarily right now, but eventually.

Going to visit my granduncle (my mother's uncle. That's a granduncle, right?) later today (Thanksgiving). He's always been single and, as far as I know, just sits at home watching TV all day. I'll probably be like him if/when I get old.

Yeah, Murkin names are the only good ones.