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I was going to ask on facebook if anybody wanted to hang out tomorrow, but then I realized it's thanksgiving.

Swallowed a bunch of iced tea the wrong way and I can't stop coughing.

This This YOU READ BITF?ADSKJLGHADSKLFJADSLGAFDS <3: Model of what? This Arby's is the definition of overrated. I eat enough fast food to know. wat uhu Toki from Metalocalypse came to mind for me My dog eats her vomit instantly after throwing it up. I don't get it. This made me cringe. Seany isn't the sharpest crayon in the box. Just let him be happy making things go boom. In other news, I tried shredded beef jerky today. It and it's container look like chewing tobacco, but it tastes like meat. You'd think it'd be more potent or something, but nope. It's just shredded beef jerky. Not worth it.

Going in a few minutes. Won't have time to post again before I go. Bye bye for now

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerk in about 10 minutes. I'm lucky I woke up when I did. Slept the day away

Just woke up. Had a pretty nifty dream, but it's too long for me to feel like posting.

[hide] Please read: A personal appeal from Wikipedia programmer Brandon Harris. Read now Erection From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This article is about penile erection. For [bleep]oral erection, see [bleep]oral erection. For the erection of a building, see Construction. A penis flaccid (left) and erect (right) Penile erection is a physiological phenomenon where the penis becomes enlarged and firm. Penile erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is usually, though not exclusively, associated with sexual arousal. In some males, erection can occur spontaneously at any time of day, and is known as nocturnal penile tumescence when occurring during rapid eye movement sleep. Contents [hide] 1 Physiology 1.1 During sexual activity 1.2 Autonomic control 2 Shape and size 3 Erectile dysfunction 4 See also 5 References Physiology Composite image showing the development of a penile erection Penile erection occurs when two tubular structures that run the length of the penis, the corpora cavernosa, become engorged with venous blood. This may result from any of various physiological stimuli, also known as sexual stimulation and sexual arousal. The corpus spongiosum is a single tubular structure located just below the corpora cavernosa, which contains the urethra, through which urine and semen pass during urination and ejaculation, respectively. This may also become slightly engorged with blood, but less so than the corpora cavernosa. During sexual activity The swelling, hardening and enlargement of the penis enables sexual intercourse. The scrotum may, but not exclusively, become tightened during an erection. In many cases, the foreskin automatically and gradually retracts, exposing the glans, but some males may have to manually retract their foreskin. After a male has ejaculated during a sexual encounter or masturbation, the erection usually ends, but this may take time depending on the length and thickness of the penis.[1] Autonomic control In the presence of mechanical stimulation, erection is initiated by the parasympathetic division of the autonomic nervous system (ANS) with minimal input from the central nervous system. Parasympathetic branches extend from the sacral plexus into the arteries supplying the erectile tissue; upon stimulation, these nerve branches release acetylcholine, which, in turn causes release of nitric oxide from endothelial cells in the trabecular arteries.[2] Nitric oxide diffuses to the smooth muscle of the arteries (called trabecular smooth muscle[3]), acting as a vasodilating agent. The arteries dilate, filling the corpora spongiosum and cavernosa with blood. The ischiocavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles also compress the veins of the corpora cavernosa, limiting the venous drainage of blood.[4] Erection subsides when parasympathetic stimulation is discontinued; baseline stimulation from the sympathetic division of the ANS causes constriction of the penile arteries, forcing blood out of the erectile tissue.[5] The cerebral cortex can initiate erection in the absence of direct mechanical stimulation (in response to visual, auditory, olfactory, imagined, or tactile stimuli) acting through erectile centers in the lumbar and sacral regions of the spinal cord. The cortex can suppress erection even in the presence of mechanical stimulation, as can other psychological, emotional, and environmental factors. The term that is opposite to erection is detumescence. Shape and size Although many erect penises point upwards, it is common and normal for the erect penis to point nearly vertically upwards or nearly vertically downwards or even horizontally straight forward, all depending on the tension of the suspensory ligament that holds it in position. An erect penis can also take on a number of different shapes, ranging from a straight tube to a tube with a curvature up or down or to the left or right. An increase in penile curvature can be caused by Peyronie's disease. This may cause physical and psychological effects for the affected individual, which could include erectile dysfunction or pain during erection. Treatments include oral medication (such as Colchicine) or surgery, which is most often reserved as a last resort. The following table shows how common various erection angles are for a standing male. In the table, zero degrees is pointing straight up against the abdomen, 90 degrees is horizontal and pointing straight forward, while 180 degrees would be pointing straight down to the feet. An upward pointing angle is most common. Occurrence of erection angles[6] Angle (º) Percent 030 5 3060 30 6085 31 8595 10 95120 20 120180 5 Generally, the size of an erect penis is fixed throughout post-pubescent life. Its size may be increased by surgery,[7] although penile enlargement is controversial, and a majority of men were "not satisfied" with the results, according to one study.[8] Erectile dysfunction Main article: Erectile dysfunction Erectile dysfunction (also known as ED or "(male) impotence") is a sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop and/or maintain an erection.[9][10] The study of erectile dysfunction within medicine is known as andrology, a sub-field within urology.[11] Erectile dysfunction can occur due to both physiological and psychological reasons, most of which are amenable to treatment. Common physiological reasons include diabetes, kidney disease, chronic alcoholism, multiple sclerosis, atherosclerosis, vascular disease, and neurologic disease which collectively account for about 70 percent of ED cases. Some drugs used to treat other conditions, such as lithium and paroxetine, may cause erectile dysfunction.[10][12] Erectile dysfunction, tied closely as it is to cultural notions of potency, success and masculinity, can have devastating psychological consequences including feelings of shame, loss or inadequacy;[13] There is a strong culture of silence and inability to discuss the matter. In fact, around one in ten men will experience recurring impotence problems at some point in their lives.[14] See also Sexuality portal [bleep]oral erection Death erection Erectores pilorum Nipple erection Nocturnal penile tumescence Priapism Sexual function References ^ Harris, Robie H. (et al.), It's Perfectly Normal: Changing Bodies, Growing Up, Sex And Sexual Health. Boston, 1994. (ISBN 1-56402-199-8) ^ wiley.com > Viagra function image Retrieved on Mars 11, 2010 ^ APDVS > 31. Anatomy and Physiology of Normal Erection Retrieved on Mars 11, 2010 ^ Moore, Keith; Anne Agur (2007). Essential Clinical Anatomy, Third Edition. Lippincott Williams & Wilkins. pp. 265. ISBN 0-7817-6274-X. ^ Drake, Richard, Wayne Vogl and Adam Mitchell, Grey's Anatomy for Students. Philadelphia, 2004. (ISBN 0-443-06612-4 ^ Sparling J (1997). "Penile erections: shape, angle, and length". Journal of Sex & Marital Therapy 23 (3): 195207. doi:10.1080/00926239708403924. PMID 9292834. ^ Li CY, Kayes O, Kell PD, Christopher N, Minhas S, Ralph DJ (2006). "Penile suspensory ligament division for penile augmentation: indications and results". Eur. Urol. 49 (4): 729733. doi:10.1016/j.eururo.2006.01.020. PMID 16473458. ^ "Most Men Unsatisfied With Penis Enlargement Results". Fox News. 2006-02-16. Retrieved 2008-08-17. ^ Milsten, Richard (et al.), The Sexual Male. Problems And Solutions. London, 2000. (ISBN 0-393-32127-4) ^ a b Sadeghipour H, Ghasemi M, Ebrahimi F, Dehpour AR (2007). "Effect of lithium on endothelium-dependent and neurogenic relaxation of rat corpus cavernosum: role of nitric oxide pathway". Nitric Oxide 16 (1): 5463. doi:10.1016/j.niox.2006.05.004. PMID 16828320. ^ Williams, Warwick, It's Up To You: Overcoming Erection Problems. London, 1989. (ISBN 0-7225-1915-X) ^ Sadeghipour H, Ghasemi M, Nobakht M, Ebrahimi F, Dehpour AR (2007). "Effect of chronic lithium administration on endothelium-dependent relaxation of rat corpus cavernosum: the role of nitric oxide and cyclooxygenase pathways". BJU Int. 99 (1): 177182. doi:10.1111/j.1464-410X.2006.06530.x. PMID 17034495. ^ Tanagho, Emil A. (et al.), Smith's General Urology. London, 2000. (ISBN 0-8385-8607-4) ^ NHS Direct Health encyclopaedia -Erectile dysfunction [show]v · d · eSex [show]v · d · eHuman physiology and endocrinology of sexual reproduction View page ratings Rate this page What's this? 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What language is she speaking?

I want you to be a weeaboo.

What are you, some kind of feminist?

I took it. May I ask what the point of this is?

Halo liked Reddit before it was popular.

SIODLhGDS I qualify for MENSA. Should I join? I looked into it a little bit and, while I can afford it, it doesn't really seem like there's any reason to.

Nap time

Girl cartoon time

Wow, I didn't miss much.

Okay, going to sleep now

I can't think clearly when I'm tired, so I'll look into the phone thing again tomorrow. Not going to sleep just yet.

That made me smile.

I usually have a lot of down time at work when I'm on the register, so I'll probably be using it then. I'll advertise that I got a new phone and I want to text with people on facebook, so I dunno how much that will be.

My dad has an Android and he seems to like it. I'll probably just go with that.