*Post made by Germs22* We went cruising. We thought, where would else could we cruise but SOMALIA. Everyone knows what a lovely destination Somalia is...if you disregard the smell, the sights, and the rampant malaria; apart from that it was heaven. We were like a flock of japanese school girls antsy to roleplay (Somalia is that exciting). Once we got there, we noticed the stench of rum...heard rap music. that can only mean one thing. SOMALIAN PIRATES were interested in our booty. They called themselves TCL, because they wanted to disguise that they were from Somalia..and are pirates..you get the drift. Apart from the horrible accent, they looked like Jack Sparrow on crack...and rum. They tried to intimidate us by winking frantically. However, this actually made us all hot and bothered, so they stopped. With all their might they tried to get to our booty. We kept our booty at the rear of the boat (get it? get it? hahahaha...sigh, sorry lol). Try as they might they couldn't make a dent in our force, and alas we were successful in fending them off and we got to enjoy the lovely sights of Somalia. Video - Courtesy of Jende.