SeanyTheSailor

methinks i have pepsi by the testicles

i have found pepsi. Moo. wa. ha. ha.

I BET PEPSI LIVES NEAR MOVING WATER. LIKE A RIVER OR CREEK.

i wonder if pepsi lives near any moving water?

Someone's been googling.

Your myspace page was likely outdated anyway. NO MATTER.

Dunno. Spencer Tulk of Boise Idaho.

i swear i tryed that and it didn't work before, maybe a typo

I am winrar.

I have deciphered it

It was brony, by taking what Monk found "my name is Sean ......" I just looked at what letters substituted for what and figured that out. Goonstalf is a lot closer than brony though.

My real name is Sean ?li??es what I have so far

i've considered that. but I haven't found any common trait.

i got kinda close with brony. Edit: Goonstalf is much closer.

I had it, but some inaccurate info made me think i didn't so I had to find it again.

Now you know how Seany felt last night. I had you by the gentleman's sausage, I just trusted you too much.

he said the key has to do with this thread.

JIMMY SO TROWL

I need snacks.

Okay so tonight is different. What I am about to tell you all just happened in the last 20 minutes. I'm sitting here, derping around on the computer when I hear angered shouting. After a little of that I hear tires squeal past my house. More tire squealing and now the shouting is right in front of my house. I hear more screaming and I am legitimately concerned there could be violence outside my house. I bust into the my moms room and she's already calling the cops. I grab our shotgun and head onto the front porch. So this guy is trying to to pull a car door open with a girl inside. I inquired as to the issue(albeit in different words). He proceeds to taunt me to shoot him, and telling me his girlfriend is going to get a DUI. She drives off, entirely possibly drunk. I put the gun in the house, some other neighbors have arrived on the scene. He's shouting about how his father is a lawyer and he's going to do something because I pulled a gun on him, even though I never left my porch and had probable cause to. Anyway so I explain I thought he was going to hit his girlfriend, he then gets all up in my face telling me he would "Rip me apart". So I think around then the cops pulled up, they make sure no one still has a gun. Yadda yadda, I get patted down and questioned, as does the other guy. Some neighbors get questioned, I heard something on the radio, I think they found his girlfriend. And so yeah. The cops say it was silly to bring out a gun, I wanted to tell them i signed up to kill people for a living, and I have no problems being shot at, or shooting at people, but I did not. So yeah, exciting night.

inb4roofiesandmissingwallet,butstillnosex

Pepsi's cats are probably outdoor though. So I guess that was a mildly unfair comparison, given the right environment, cats could be very useful catching vermin.

SO MUCH THIS

I wouldn't say mine do so a lot, but they do often enough that I find it to be a nuisance.

I shall explain my reasoning, and proofs. Dogs, as a pet have far more utility than cats, and far less downsides. 1. Dogs are loyal companions, and will almost always show you affection/Cats show you affection when they please, and when they are pissed about something can be quite tempermental 2. Most would-be burglars will actually pass up a house if they see signs of a dog, or hear one inside/ If you're a crazy cat lady a burglar might not be willing to take the risk to break into your home. 3. Dogs can be trained to assist in such tasks and hunting and trapping. My dog has also caught a few pests around my house./ Cats catch mice. 4. Train a dog to go outside, it will hold it for as long as it can until you let it outside/ Cats are trained to go in a litter box. They get pissed/ something about it they don't like, they'll go wherever they [bleep]ing well please. 5. Dogs throw up when they're sick/ Cats throw up when they clean themselves, which many do religiously. 6. You train a dog not to chew on certain stuff, it never does/ You teach a cat not to claw your couch, eat your plants, destroy EVERYTHING, even when provided with alternatives they still do.