SeanyTheSailor

Well Im about to head off to hang out with my brother and the like. I shall speak with you gents at a later time.

Yeah. Her dad thinks that all Navy guys are unfaithful, and her mom looked like she just saw a porno involving Jesus when she found out. Apparently her younger brother had an interest in the Marines and her mom had a [bleep] fit.

My girlfriend is looking into that stuff. She asked her mom for it before, for its uses with the monthly lady stuff, but her mom was convinced she wanted it for its intended use as birth control. Now she actually does. P.S Her parents (mostly her mom) are kinda Nazi's. And I don't think they're huge fans of me, mostly because of my career path.

I know the store owners probably don't care, they're probably just happy I'm bringing them business. What I was worried about was a cashier that is like barely older than you, and gives you a look or makes it all awkward. Also I didn't want to end up in between a bunch of old people who for some reason it's ingrained in us to shield, even though they've probably done way crazier [cabbage] than I have. I think the reason it is embarrassing is because for that short period of time where everyone can see what you're buying, it's kind of like your personal life is out there for the world to see. All-in-all, like I said, it wasn't as terrible as I had envisioned it. But seriously, had my relatives been there I would have tried to hide, and if caught just bought advil or allergy medicine. Also on the note of itching, I got a bug bite or something on the knuckle of my pinky finger, it is the weirdest itch ever.

[spoiler=Not a tale for ye prudes]So my lady friend and I have been intimate recently, leading to a shortage of protection in my possession. So about 15 minutes ago I take it upon myself to solve this problem. I walk over to the Rite-Aid in town with my wallet and one of those bags with rope shoulder straps. I decide on what I want and head for the counter. What should I find, but the scourge of all condom-buying expeditions, a sweet little old lady buying chex mix. not deterred, and determined to follow my original plan to play it cool, I stride up to the counter, casually hiding the box behind my leg and baggy shorts. On the lookout for the dreaded worst-case-scenario, I casually glance around to make sure there is no one I know, god forbid relatives. And what do I see coming in line behind me? A family with a tweener boy (who actually looked suspiciously like what I remember Monk looking like). Well now I cant really hide them so I just kind of stand there hoping no one notices what I'm holding. The lady finishes up and the moment of truth comes. I already have my money out, so I set the box on the counter money and all, and wait for a worst case reaction. Luckily, the guy just rang it up and bagged it like food at a grocery store, gave me my change, I put the bagged box in my bag and left. All in all it wasn't as embarrassing as I thought it might be, but I did have a minor "aww [cabbage]" moment when I was stuck between an old lady and a family. Note: if silva comments on this, it will promptly be noted, not read, and ignored.

gotta do em quick. Also when I get back, you better tell about your dream.

get back here you geographically-almost-a-canadian!

Precisely!

*raises hand in a motion that would indicate his is about to slap halo's pectorals*

TELL!

Unless in involved a sexual encounter with silva, I think we'll be fine.

halo has returned to either face the slapping of his pectorals, or tell me of his dream. Edit: In that case I shall have to slap yo' [bleep]s

halo, tell me what happened in this dream!

lmao. oh well, the time to respond to that is gone, not to mention mods would probably get mad, even though I wouldn't even be trollin.

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Elaborate.

combo'd like a champ?

..went ahead and...

What if i just...

i should also probably skedadle.

I think what bugs me about fluff's posts is that they're all like snippets from different stories. They never come together to form a cohesive point. If fluff made her stories have a point, or better yet, tie into the conversation at hand, they would be much better.

I generally view rape as admitting you're a failure as a man, but rather than committing suicide, they try to prove they're not a failure.

i imagine it would be very difficult to have sex while your partner struggled against you. I do not envy rapists.

Charmin Ultra?

rather well good sir.