SeanyTheSailor

Oh lawd, dat vidya. *insert inappropriate comment about slang for female anatomy and slang for cat*

nope

Just ignore him. Also I remember my scheme to improve the life of a random lady of the night.

>mfw you guys actually bought it for a brief point in time

The company pepsi, not pepsibro pepsi.

Holy [bleep]ing [cabbage]. Pepsi [bleep]ing just sold out to coke. What the [bleep]ing [bleep]!

I don't even think he knows anymore.

You know I used to think David just weakly tried to troll all the time. Now I'm fairly certain he just isn't very clever.

History's Dirty Jokes

Beginning of the day, every day.

Reeses puffs are delicious. Frosted flakes are like pencil shavings with sugar on top.

frosted flakes are gross. these are facts.

Get the TooManyItems mod.

At first i was all raggle, but then i fraggle'd.

Pie's the kind of person who, when someone says, "I really like how pizza tastes." replies, "We aren't getting pizza."

On the subject of zombies. I had never considered this. "If they want to eat or reproduce, they have to go toe to toe with their number one predator every single time. That's like having to fight a lion every time you to want to have sex or make a sandwich."

I might have to try Lucid dreaming one of these days.

i kinda see what you mean.

It'd probably be one of those "fun house" things with the wonky mirrors and colors and [cabbage]. also, [spoiler=look at the reddish dust and try to see an animal's face, like a dog or a cat] I saw it and was like, holy [cabbage].

It will be autobombed.

Yeah, I think my astronomy teacher brought it up once (minus the religion bit).

Like, whoa man. "Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics. You are all stardust. You couldnt be here if stars hadnt exploded. Because the elements, the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution werent created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars. And the only way they could get into your body is if the stars were kind enough to explode. So forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be here today."

[spoiler=At the end of LA Noire]You die in a sewer.

That weeawho does more lurking than he does posting.

dax is a wizard