SeanyTheSailor

I hate when my stomach decides it wants to misbehave.

Scale model of minecraft bed (1 block=1 pixel) Represents the greatness of Naps. The trophy reading "HALO" on the adjacent scale wooden cube is a testament to halo's greatness.

>go to register for the selective service >You already registered okay.

hax or no hax to build this monument to halo taking a nap?

give me something to build

ok

...combo'd like this.

Oh. what if i just...

No luck with accepted.

I guess I never really thought about it, but napalm does seem to "speak" way better english than most of us do.

Are you sure it isn't just MAINEly black? inb4thatpungavemecancer

Streetlights. The window is kinda far away and obscured by a fan though.

So it seems like wits hasn't been posting as much lately. i like this.

Got ninja'd by pepsi.

What if i just...

the ironic thing about that song is the lyric "i can lead a nation with a microphone" and so many people talk about how the flobots know what they're talking about and we need to stand up to "the man" because everyone is bad. As they sing about it. Through a microphone.

Take britney spears, punch her in the face repeatedly, cover her in super glue and have her roll around in a trash heap. Now imagine that singing about [cabbage] and not making any sense. that's lady gaga.

You know, sometimes i listen to older music and want to shoot people like lady gaga in the head.

pepsi has wangs also i wanna show u guys my underground eden but the grass is growing slower than hair on a snail.

what if i just...

Top o' the morning to ya sonny

Yeah my girlfriend was/is friends with this kid who is supposedly gay/bi he sent her this text essentially professing his love for her. >mfw i get to plow her and he's mad

i feel like you are one of those [bleep] heads that think they are better then everybody and have everything and usually look/ act/ are gay >mfw last time he was here he professed to be a crossdresser. And the customary,

Now go out and get them wimmin! (Warning: Seany is not responsible for any injuries, damages or deaths resulting from the pursuit of wimmin. He would be more than happy to take credit for any success though.)

nah we finish with 5. If you stuck with us you have just done 75 pushups. yay!