SeanyTheSailor

Oh sweet jesus, thank god, forums are back. btw @ halo how do you know where I go to school? Facerape?

ok.

ok.

Note to self, get prom date, pronto.

So it looks like you win in the end. nevermind what was here

Ideal Relationship: Attractive, Reasonably Intelligent Woman. In a marriage situation I'd like her to be a stay-at-home mom. This is because I think it's how it should be, allow me to elaborate as to why. If you look at many mammalian species, it is the male who provides for and protects the females and offspring, thus I think it is meant to be with humans. So she's a stay-at-home mom not because I think she shouldn't be allowed to work, but because if she has to, I've failed my duty as as the male partner. She'd be a decently strict disciplinarian, so my kids grow up to be upstanding citizens, and she won't have to say "Oh you wait until your father gets home!" (Of course maintaining discipline wouldn't solely be her responsibility, if I'm around of course I'll do it.) With a little luck we'd have enough money that she could hire a babysitter if need be and go out with her friends, and/or during the days if they aren't available and the kids are at school she can do do hobby stuff and the like. I'd like her to cook simply because I'm not good at it, and keeping the house in order would be a job for the whole family. Girlfriend situation: Attractive, Little less required intelligence Understands my life does not revolve around her, gives me time with the bros. Doesn't do too much of the teenage girl attention whoring. Has a healthy appetite for sexy time. Description of attractive wimmin: I guess average wimmin size, not taller than me. Brunette or redhead. green or blue eyes. Medium to medium-large breasts. and of course DAT ASS. AND NO FATTYS! Not putting a whole lot of thought into this figure but I'd say if she's 5' 4" she should be somewhere between 130-140 pounds. I'm 6' and I weigh somewhere between 150 and 160.

Relationships driven by deceit and mistrust always turn out ok. Also what napalm said, what about us?

It would work in the bedroom, but I can't think of anyone I know who likes to have to phone in every hour.

Not so much a criteria as it is the only applicable group.

Well then you're basically wanting an idiot, because no other man would stand all that stuff.

I'm not talking about a good looking guy. I'm talking about a guy at all. What makes you think he'd stay with you when he can go find someone else who treats him better and looks just as good or better.

Sexy time with a kid is pedophilia not incest. Also I don't know where you're going to find a guy who's going to put up with your limitations.

i see you lurking zoe.

o hai wits. what was with the pink bow thing

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Now I know that anyone who googles my name can discover that I have, at least at one time watched Sasha Grey. In my defense the first place I saw her was on G4 at this "Sex-po" thing. i may or may not have, but definitely did watch some of her other works since then Edit: All evidence of this is now erased from google.

That is slightly amusing. The girl I was commenting about did look like Sasha Grey though.

Yeah, she hit a tree going something like 80 mph. They think drugs might have been involved, I never heard for sure though.

Wut.

O'Barto is the name. Come at me bro.

Yes it is supposed to be.

I have the most Italian sounding last name when im not even remotely Italian. Yes my full name is Brandon Brandon. Come at me bros. There's a comedian named Achmed Achmed Achemd.

Craig Smith eh? ok. Also, Brandon isn't an Italian name.

A lot of people call me by my last name. Fun Fact: I probably have the most Irish sounding name in school, and I'm not Irish.

Many times when I see your username here I think of pedobear. That is all. It's an adaptation of something. In this parody of harry potter, called The Wizard People, (narrated, and hilarious) he refers to the character Ron as Ronny the Bear. My friends and I adapted it to Seany The Bear since my name is Sean.