SeanyTheSailor

Well ain't that dandy?

But it doesn't really seem to apply. I was going to shave...

What does that even mean.

Back.

I think I missed a spot shaving. Brb.

Is it wrong that I like my dogs more than most wimmin? If only I didn't have a sex drive I could be a crazy dog guy.

Well, so did mine, so it was really just my mom. Still, not a good experience.

So I'm watching Modern Family and this particular episode got me wondering. Who all has walked in on their parents doing the nasty? I did once. I was too young at the time to realize what was going on, but immediately knew I should not be there.

What the shit. Why did mine come up as "australian wizarding school"?

"australian wiz" and you came up with visa wizard?

Go to google and type in australian wiz. See first result.

I can hear my cat snoring.

How dandy. I wanna wrangle a kangaroo. *looks at Dax*

Oh. Ok. So it was kind of like that lady gaga meat suit? But only a bra?

But you think boobs are gross as regular boobs. And that's not even a gay joke.

If boobs are awesome, but spam is gross, would boobs made of spam be awesome, gross, or would they cancel each other out?

By all means, RELEASE THE SPAM.

So she offered you 20? She wants your caulk.

What kind of cookies?

That's like a fat chick saying, "At least I'm not as fat as she is!" It's still gross and doesn't make me love you.

Thats 6 too many.

I like Dax's sig.

Too weeaboo.

I dunno. I don't think so.

I grew out of Pokemon. Also, it's ok Tyler, I like you as a person, but I just can't love you like I do halo and Goon.