SeanyTheSailor

Pepsi has a Canadian cousin?

Does abc now have a love interest?

I will gently caress the inside of your vaginal canal with my genitalia.

Im sexy and I know it.

ok

how was there any thunder.

ok...

Ive never heard of anyone who dislked Firefly. Y U CANCEL?

Your girlfriend is implicitly awesome by association with the Daxbro.

ok

Thats the joke.

There's something kind of similar to that, you can make your junk like 3 times bigger if you take a bath with a toaster.

i dont know of any quality establishment that doesnt sell dragon dildos.

i like my women like I like my sammiches. Covered in peanut butter and jelly.

We already have a rule, the person who whines and moans the most has to leave.

no u.

If I ever get married, it'll be a ceremony purely for the benefit of the missus. Females like white and shiny stuff.

the leading cause of divorce is marriage.

Not really Doesn't surprise me.

Have you ever been in a public place and wondered what people's stories are? Where they're from, why they're there, where they're going, what they've seen/done. I think about that sometimes, especially with old people.

Both of my canine companions are asleep to my right.

When I was a young boy and didn't fully understand surnames, I called one of my Grandmothers "brick grandma" because her house was made of brick, and called my other grandmother "blue grandma" due to the blue siding on her house. That went out the window when blue grandma also became brick grandma.

There's no evidence of that, whereas there are numbers and statistics showing how the schools perform. Generalization, Seany Yeah I got that. I'm saying that if it was just a few that were terribad the whole system wouldn't have the reputation. Edit: Scratch that, that sounded retarded. But yeah, numbers don't lie.

There's no evidence of that, whereas there are numbers and statistics showing how the schools perform.

I've heard that high schools in NJ are among the worst in the nation.