Major Dash

Why are you picking up steel bars? You'll make more money if you just pick up the bones and leave the bars on the ground.

My problem is the souls. I never understood how to avoid damage from them, so I just tank those. I know you have to like run at them or something, but the game reaction time is just such bs that I could never get it to work.

Good to know you are alive and well. Sincerely.

Sign of Item protection?

I was barely breaking 1m per hour due to all of the deaths, which is nowhere near 5m+ p/h. I can't use Tetsu due to a lack of 90 smithing, and I don't really have the money to spend 20m every 5 deaths I have to buy a new set of armor. I'm pretty sure I just use the generic action bar with 4/5 basics, assault/destroy/flurry, berserk, and damage reduction ability. @Sarcastic Using more food means you lose out on a lot of kills per hour. I used to be able to sustain myself of the Rocktails you get from the chest, but that isn't the case anymore.

I really haven't played since..... April/May 2013? I used to to QBD for cash back then, but I know a lot has changed since. I went back to try it out, but it was rather disastrous with a kdr of 1:6. I was wondering if the QBD got buffed or something and whether or not it is really still worth doing over other things like Dwogres, DKS, or Kree. Or... Perhaps I'm just doing it wrong? I still die like every two kills or something, and it makes me chew through Rocktails like none-other. Relevant levels HP: 99 Att: 99 Str: 99 Def: 97 Pray: 99 Summ: 96 Herb: 9X (I don't remember, but I have OVLS) I'm using Bandos (helm/chestplate/tassets/boots/ammy), Barrows gloves, kiln cape, and dual maces. Any thoughts?

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Wow. That's pretty impressive besides the fact that it is modest. =(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uduTV2UR1fU

http://pokemonshowdown.com/

Which is why Evasion Clause exists.

Forget about Gorebyss, it doesn't get Focus Energy. EDIT: Scizor and Drifblim both get Baton Pass and Focus Energy as well along with a bunch of other great support moves like Agility, Tailwind, Taunt, Calm Mind, and Trick. You might check them out too.

What is your third attacking move on Kingdra? Focus Blast or Ice Beam? As far as a different passer goes, Gliscor would work, but I'm not sure if Baton Pass is legal with Poision Heal. You could even try using Gorbyss to pass a Focus Energy + Shell Smash if you wanted to get really dirty. (if you can even get Huntail/Gorbyss yet)

Does Scolipede get Focus Energy? You could run Focus Energy, Baton Pass, Protect, Substitute on a Speed Boost Scolipede with a Focus Sash or Weakness Policy. You really don't want only two attacking moves on Kingdra just in case you run into something like Azumarill or Ferrothorn.

I'd still try to breed for one with more hp IVs. I'm don't really know how much you know about Hp/Defense stats, but those 5 points that you are missing from the Hp stat can take Kingdra from not being able to live a hit to living with just a few points. It actually matters believe it or not, which is why I hardly ever use the 4th/5th gen Pokemon that I hand bred because they just can't live hits the way perfect ones can.

It isn't hacked, just RNG'd to perfection. Anyway, have fun not getting a Meloetta for yourself for potentially 4 years.

Draco Meteor will be your main attacking move since with crits, it ignores the special attack stat drops.

If you want a Meloetta so damn bad, I can get you one.... Shiny if you want too.... Why not ask for a Pokemon that hasn't been released in over 4 years... Like Jirachi or Deoxys? And as far as Smogon Elitists, it isn't any worse than this website or xpwaste..... @Lokie Try Kingdra. It has the Sniper ability which increases the power of crits. It also has a good typing, decent stats (offensive and defensive), good move pool, and access to focus energy.

Not at all off-topic or irrelevant. Every time I have used it, I was 100% dead weight. Alakazam, Lucario, Gengar, Reuniclus, and Azelf can do everything it wishes it could do just better. If you want to run it physical, it gets hard stopped by ghosts. You have to waste a turn just to get into physical form as well as a moveslot. On the physical side, Terrakion gives you the immediate power that you need with a much better typing without having to piss around with relic song. It lacks priority, bulk, and speed (until transformed that is). Overall, just a waste of a team slot. And if you are talking about the "in-game" part of the game..... Please. You can make ANY Pokemon able to crush just about any trainer in the game. And if you were thinking about Battle Train or something like that, I'm pretty sure it is banned from that.

Tell me why is isn't completely outclassed by other mons for each viable set it can run. C'mon, do you honestly think you know more than me about this game?

Meloetta = garbage mon

You're [bleep]ing joking, right? @Greed: I don't know why Azumarill is mentioned given the thing can naturally learn it via level-up since B2W2. Also, thanks for reminding me I still need to abuse move tutors before I send my Gen V breeds over. I just know it got Super Power as a 4th gen Move Tutor move. By the time B2/W2 rolled around, I was just using Pokesav/Pokegen for all of my stuff, and even then, I was mainly using a simulator at that point because you get much better battles on a sim. It is kind of funny because I look back at my 4th and 5th gen breeding projects and seeing how garbage they were compared to the stuff I could do with Pokesav.

The best thing about Pokebank? > Terrakion/Keldeo > Scizor/Tyranitar/Azumarill get Super Power again > Unlimited items > Viable use of Hidden Power > NOT HAVING TO BREED EVERY SINGLE STUPID POKEMON IN THE GAME

1 - Straight up dumb 2 - Decent, but not everyone can just go out and buy a cactus at their local Walmart 3 - Meh... 4 - Straight up dumb 5 - Where am I supposed to get a palm leaf in Wyoming? 6 - Too much sap @Fletch Now I remember why I hated high school..... Stupid research papers and works cited pages..... The problem with satire is that being good at it makes you look stupidUnfortunately.... I feel like you could have done something believable though. Numbers 2, 3, and 6 were pretty believable, but the others could have been more practical sounding.