[How will zee person above you die?]

Death by Sinkholes.

 

All the trees/rocks/and fish you've ever harvested will be sent by the Naabe master to come and haunt you

[The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)]

Banned for banning someone who sleeps with a pillow

 

Banned for sleeping without a pillow.

[Count Down from 30k]

25467

[The "You're Promoted" game. (Over 0 promoted!)]

You're promoted from pokemon god to mmo nerd. Your new job is to play longer than anyone has ever played before you

[The "You're Fired" Game (Over 1K fired)]

You're fired from the cookie clicker corp because you stopped clicking to type your forum message

[Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)]

<*DVD passes through the snowdrift that came down on him, waves his hand and causes the house he's in to self-repair, making it far stronger than before.  Collapsing houses won't be happening to him again.  Also, all the snow got turned into a nice-sized pack of snowmen sitting out front.*>

Granted. It even erases the context of your wish, so DV still exists. Cosmic forces retcon out his reality warping ability, however.

 

I wish wish-making was not mandatory, so I would not have to make this wish.

Granted, but it results in my reality-warping abilities returning, and to quite the shocking extent. :twss:

 

 

I wish lightning would hit me in real life, fail to damage my body, and cause me to develop some awesome psychic powers that have no drawbacks. :D

 

~D. V. "It would be grand..." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Erika, I'm sorry for making you mad, seeing as I get the feeling I upset you with that rather weird event with a female Genie.  Honestly, I wasn't trying to upset anyone, including you, and was simply trying to vent an overload of upset I had earlier today.  You probably don't watch anime with lunatic-grade weirdness, right?)

Granted, your new super power is that you can cause lightning to hit and hurt you at will

 

I wish to get 120 firemaking

[Change one letter]

The "Fare" for passing the al-kharid gate used to be 10gp

[Guess the person that's going to post below you!]

Arceus

[Questions Only!]

What is the meaning of Life and why is it Firemaking? :):):)

[I AM thread]

I am the Pyromaniac!

I am firemaking

[The Largest Contributor Wins!]

My "Fourth" pizza this bxp weekend

[Say something nice to the person above you]

You're the most wonderful person in the universe :)

[Rating Avatars Game]

7/10 for Irl Pic

[Count Down from 30k]

0, 

 

jk

 

25469

[Stop decreasing the price of the dragon platelegs.]

Alch price, can't get lower than that

[Expert Skillcapes]

Im waiting on that shard bag, take up way too much space in the bank

[Invention Skill - To be or not to be?]

Not to be

[RuneScape Latin American Spanish servers get the axe]

Didn't they give a free month of p2p to anyone who ever used em?

[I wrote a piece on Runescape]

Imo it's like a good bottle of wine, it gets better with age :)

[I miss RUNITE ORE RESPAWN TIMER!]

It's based on world population, not really possible to count. Just go by the full respawn time of 25 min/world

[So much for "short"cuts...]

This game needs more shortcuts, cause right now agile is useless

 

and either costs hundreds of mil to max, or hundreds of hours :P

[Jagex and their nerfs]

I hope they nerf warbands, or something that actually needs one

[The great wishing well robbery]

Literally the entire point of the update was to remove money from the game

 

And replace it with useless seeds (hundreds of thousands of some might I add)

 

Jagex you...

[Crown of Seasons]

It costs 5m, do one hour of qbd and buy one :)

[f2p cant play 07 f2p servers... W T F ?]

F2p cant play 07 because 07 wouldn't survive without the subscription fee's it generates. This was tested when they released a trial.