miyajima

Examine Ali the Hag's bed in the new town: It's a goldfish! No... wait... it's a bed.

Dunno if anyone has already noticed this, but the skeleton joke has been taken out of the Slayer Castle, you know the 'How do you make a skeleton laugh?' 'Tickle his funny bone' one. The 'Tickle his funny bone' is still there, but the other ones are now: 'Has clearly been relaxing too long'

I think its kinda like this: Mimes happen when training combat because your not able to talk to the MoM, Mazes happen with a full inventory because he can't give you anything.

This ones got to be my ultimate favourite: Any cooked snail: "A succulently slimy slice of sumptous snail" And hobgoblins: "A large ugly creature" "A large ugly creature, with a spear"