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  1. The Bruce Springsteen Random Event Suggestion The Runescape Community has been in a downward slide now for well over two years, with an increase of macros and scamming. The reason? People are looking for the easiest possible way to make a living. The following suggestion is NOT a way to prevent any scam artists or macros, but a way to help them try and go down the right path after they've been caught. The First Step Picture yourself going into your private message center on the Runescape website and find a new message. It reads something along the lines of: "Your account has been reported for scamming on multiple occasions. However, because of your clean record before your scamming incidents, the Jagex Staff has given you one last chance to set yourself down the right path. You will be under the tutelage of the one and only Bruce Springsteen, the blue collar musician!" Logging In Once logging into the game, you find yourself in the home of the one and only Bruce Springsteen! Before you can even move, he begins a conversation (which you can't get out of btw) about the importance of earning on honest living like he did and waiting for your chance to make something of yourself. He will then give you a task which requires you to use one of your non combat skills, like mining or fishing. His tasks will make you get a certain amount of raw materials and return it to him. The raw material will be something you can gather and nothing that requires you to level up. The Dramatic Conclusion After gathering the raw materials, you must bring them to Bruce's home in western Varrock. In a shocking move, he turns down your offer to him, but instead he tells you to show him that you really changed. Confused at first, you try to find different ways to show him that you are a new man (or gal) through dancing, running around in circles, etc, but eventually right click on Bruce to find that you can showcase your "blue collar" to him! Once you do this, Bruce gives you a big hug and tells you that you truly are a blue collar citizen of Runescape, and after a few words of encouragement, allows you to go on your way in the world of Runescape. Why Bruce Springsteen? That's a very good question with a simple answer. This idea has been in my head for a long time. No, not improving Runescape through a do-good NPC, but adding Bruce Springsteen into Runescape. I think he is the perfect addition to Runescape, and now that I actually figured out a purpose for him I believe he will fit in nicely with the likes of King Roland, the Wizard Mizgog, Party Pete and the rest of the gang! - Ryan [/color]
  2. Good Fight AE 1 kill 1 death, forgot to take pictures though I got piled like right after the kill.
  3. The WizardÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Tale Part 1 Their was a knock on the door, a faint, yet persistent knock which woke Sterrin, who slept at the Castle of Lumbridge. Why the hell would they wake me up now, thought Sterrin, it is far to early! The knock at the door still came, so Sterrin quickly put on his blue robe and answered the door. It was a female servant, carrying an oval plate with an envelope on it. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅWhat is this?ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ
  4. There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of the planters peanuts and ate glue and indented these paragraph's poisioned penut pie. The whole universe was very unhappy so they ate cheese covered foot in her boots that she found... Yet it was very unlikely that her pixel sigs were any good in a place like the august so she moved her furniture outside of her pants and went to Thormac the Sorcerer who was eating, flying, and dancing a stupid dance on stupid music with his ugly pink pet poodle named Frodo Baggins who looked like it had rabies. Unfortunately, the girl (aka the man) killed the poodle, and made frodo CRAZYY!!! Frodo smashed his head on Thormac's beloved ming-vase and kill everyone with his butterflyknife which is pointy and made of home brewed pork
  5. Thank you for moving it
  6. I like to think of this not as creative writing, but a way to bring out the truth
  7. Noobyism By: Ryanw4390 Morning Bougle- Noobyism, is it a virus, a way of life? No one seems to know, but it has affected many Runescapians for a long time. Those who suffer from Noobyism are called ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅnoobsÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ
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