[another mime theory]

Well.. try this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Train ONE combat skill for a long time (well actually 2 since you gain hitpoint exp anyway), and dont interrupt it by doing other skills, dont id herbs, dont bury bones, dont high alch anything, dont teleport etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me and a friend have kept doing this, and since saturday, ive had 2 mimes and my friend has gotten 4, we've been training Attack, then switching to Strength after a mime, then switching to Defence, then back to Attack.

[i dont know what to do with this clue]

Try looking for the clock tower, which is southwest of Ardougne...

[A RuneScape Poem]

could be anywhere in world 1 really =p

[A RuneScape Poem]

Varrock, world 1, eekish, eerie, as i went there, weak and weary,

 

 

 

saw many a-scammin' and morons screaming for more and more, and more.

 

 

 

I went bankin', checked my stuff when, someone followed, what a bore.

 

 

 

Lvl 3 in bronze stuff whining, ('tis hard now to keep em rhyming)

 

 

 

traded me and kept on begging, asking stuff ive heard before.

 

 

 

Quoth the nooblet

 

 

 

"fr33 st0ff plz!!!"

[TANGLE VINE??]

Try reading the "random events" guide.

 

 

 

They used to exist, but were taken out of the game.

[Second Mime =) (2 Mimes in a day)]

While training defence at basilisks i just got maze AND mime within 30 minutes, got boots and top =)

[A Maze and a Mime on the same day]

I got one mime when fighting Bronze Dragons (training strength) a few months ago and one mime when fighting Infernal Mages (also training strength) a few weeks ago.

[Ack! Evil Mimes.]

I got a maze while fighting Daggannoths the other day.

[suggest an infuriating event!]

Make the grim reaper appear in world 1 and hunt whoever utters "free trimming", "free stuff plz", "selling uber rare charcoal" etc, and get them in a one hit kill :P