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Dragontotem

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  1. Yes, as the title sais, is it just me or my eyes, or is it with other people too, but i cant see any difference between the colours of names of members of Tip.it Events Team and Tip.it AU Events Team.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Or are they supposed to be the same colour?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Or am i just dumb and posting about worthless issue? lol :D

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Bear with me, im nub forum user

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    (probably even wrong forum section...)

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    (Probably also been asked before, and even though i recommend of doing research before posting, i haven't seen this question yet)

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Lol, thanks

  2. hmm.. what do i hate about school...

     

     

     

     

     

     

     


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      *Waking up when its still dark
       
       
       
      *Walking to school when its freezing cold
       
       
       
      *Sitting in a class when a teacher is talking something no one understands anything
       
       
       
      *Homework
       
       
       
      *Getting detention for no reason
       
       
       
      *Getting out of school when its dark again

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    :?

  3. A pregnant lady got shot into tummy, but she didn't die.

     

     

     

    Well, she got 3 children, 2 girls, 1 boy.

     

     

     

    She didn't tell that she had got shot when she was waiting for them, but then one day, many many years laters one of the girls came to mom and said:

     

     

     

    "Mom, i was pee'ing, and a bullet came out of my you-know-where!"

     

     

     

    Mom was like :shock: and told the daugher what happened when she was pregnant, and told her NOT to tell her sister and brother about it, so they wouldnt shock.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    well, again a girl came to mom and said:

     

     

     

    "Mom, i was pee'ing, and a bullet came out of my you-know-where!"

     

     

     

    Mom was like :shock: and told the daugher what happened when she was pregnant, and told her NOT to tell her sister and brother about it, so they wouldnt shock.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Well, then eventually a son came to mom and started with "mom, when i was..." but mom interrupted him and said "when you were pee'ing, a bullet came from you-know-where?"

     

     

     

    Son was like :? and said "no... When i was doing-boys-things i accidentally shot our dog!"

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Ha ha, how stupid one :?

  4. when you don't know what i am i am something.

     

     

     

    when you do know what i am i am nothing

     

     

     

    what am i?

     

     

     

    -a secret (as said before)

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    what question can you never answer yes to?

     

     

     

    -are you mute?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    a man is lying dead faced down with a backpack on in

     

     

     

    the middle of the desert. what happened?

     

     

     

    - He was travelling over the desert, with some food with him. then he got hungry, ate his food. laters he got hungry again, didn't have food left, fell, died.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it doesn't

     

     

     

    use it. the one who's using it doesn't know he's using it

     

     

     

    what is it?

     

     

     

    -a coffin

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    what has 5(sometimes 4) hands but is normal?

     

     

     

    - woman with watch

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