I'm constantly examining things, and while most of the good ones have been said, I haven't seen these little gems from Zanaris posted yet: Zygomite(Fungi, before picking)-- "A fun guy. No wait, that's awful. Plus it doesn't even make sense." -.- Zygomite(After picking)-- "A fun guy. No wait, that's awful..." I guess it then makes sense because it's actually guy... sort of... :? And it says "I wonder what these are?" upon examining some flowers in Zanaris, having just examined them to answer that question... What the heck, Jagex? What the heck? And, of course, all the "fairy" puns: "She looks fairy, fairy hurt" #-o "A scroll that says she's a healer, that's Fairy Nuff" The names themselves, too: "Fairy Nuff," the "Fairy Godfather," and "Fairy Very Wise"? The list goes on... Silly Jagex! :