vincentk

good luck on ur goal, and i really hope you make it. i got inspired to do the EXACT SAME THING lol...its SO HARD. im gonna mine ess till 70. so far im 52. 25k ess currently.

PART TWO You know you've spent too much time on runescape when: 1. You consider 500k poor 2. You leave Rune armour after a kill because it's not worth the space it takes in your pack 3. You can 3-hit ladykilljoy 4. Someone can only get your attention by calling you by your RS name instead of your real name 5. Your dreams all revolve around runescape 6. You call up your friends and ask them if they want to help you kill some people in the woods 7. You go crazy if you have to spend more than 24 hours away from the game 8. Your history essay is on the history of runescape 9. You go hunting with a sword instead of a rifle. 10. It doesn't matter if you have real money as long as you have money in the game 11. You set your alarm to wake you up after 5 seconds of rest 12. You buy a computer for every room in the house so you can play RS where ever you are You know you been playing rs too much when: 1. When you attack an old lady, you claim that you are training. 2. When you pick up a penny, you wonder why it won't respawn 3. When you the king black dragon looks dark green too you. 4. When you pk someone, they get banned. 5. When they have to take off a digit off you combat level. 6.When ladykilljoy can't attack you cause her level is too low. You know you're too much of a noob when: A level 3 looks red to you You know you play too much runescape when Andrew says to you go away plz dont kill me. You know you been playing runescape too long when... 1. You go to work saying "buying pickaxe, 1gp yell 000" 2. You are at gunpoint and you say "go ahead, I'll only drop five bucks" 3. There's two permanent hollow spaces on your computer chair 4. Your clicking finger is the strongest muscle in your body 5. You go to school and realize that you forgot your pickaxe 6. Andrew goes crazy trying to create a monster that you can't kill 7. The servers crash when you log on You know that you are a noob when... 1. A chicken 3-hits you. 2. An imp's level is written in red. 3. You spend your first 1k gp on goblin armour. 4. You brag that your "main" has a dragon 2-hander. 5. You report someone for maging on your goblins. 6. Your "get rich plan" is to pick bananas and sell them to Luthas. 7. Luthas files for bankruptcy When you have been playing runescape for too long... Some guy dies and you sit there and wait for his stuff to apear. What is big, black, and scary? Ladykillijoy wearing black armor. What is it called when you pickpocket a zombie? Rob Zombie When you know you've been playing runescape too long... 1. You spray paint your cat red and call it an imp 2. You perk up from you sleep when your teacher mentions the coal export in the middle east. 3. You find a penny on the ground, and stand and wait for the next re spawn. 4. You constantly hear the repeated clicking sound from leveling mining that drives you mad. Where did the man go for a potty break? To the Barbarian outhouse. Why did the noob cross the street? Because he couldn't teleport yet. You know you've played too much runescape when...1. The black dragon retreats from you. 2. You've reached 100 hitpoints. 3. Paralyze monster starts to work on human opponents in the wilderness. 4. You can mine dragon ore. 5. You start saying 'ty' to people when they give you something. 6. You buy a chocolate bar for 100gp at the convenience store. 7. You make your own RS site 8. You can mine ores even when there is no ore in the rock. 9. The store owners know you. 10. You can run in the game. 11. If someone hits a 13 on you you physically start bleeding. 12. Fish are so afraid of you that you don't need to cook them. -

You know you're been playing RS too long when... You change your social security number to match your attack, defence, and strength skills, and it fits. Someone cuts you off and you start shouting "SCAMMER" down the freeway. You get a system message "You have been standing in this spot for 5 Years! Please move to another area!" You get a system message "Welcome to your (mining, fishing, cooking, crafting) spot". When someone doesnt seem to know you, you know they're a newbie. Your parents call you down for dinner using your character name. You see a man name Andrew and you bow down and worship him. You receive junk mail addressed to your character name. You begin referring to authority figures as admins. Theres a spot reserved for you in every building you go to. You dont need the online map. For anything. Ever. You give people directions to anywhere by number of steps. The server takes 10 minutes loading your character. You wonder why all walls are not paper thin. You get robbed in real life and you look for a man named Moderator to help you out. You find a penny on the ground and then wait there thinking it will respawn. You wonder what your "age" is. Your clicking finger is the strongest muscle in your body. You are at McDonalds and ask when the next burger respawn is. You are at McDonalds and you fight just to talk to the attendant. You brag about having played xxx ammount of hours. Instead of saying, "Wanna take this out on the street?" you say, "Wanna take this to the wilderness?" You ask your friend in real life does he want to go to pk in the wilderness after school. You dress up as Alchemon/Bluerose13x's char for Halloween. The a** grooves on your computer chair are now permanent. You dont just have an a** grove on your chair, you have a mouse groove on your hand. You ask a priest in real-life if you can use the altar to recharge your prayer points. You hear an announcement in school and you say "I just saw a system message!" You try to rearrange the Periodic Table to fit Mithril, Adamantite, and Rune in it. Trying to run from a schoolyard fight, you have to wait for the data to be relayed from the Skynetweb.com server. Sombody dies and you say........ what did (s)he lose? A police officer arrests you for assulting three innocent men and you say: "I was just training!" You get an injury and begin eating apple pies and pizza thinking it'll heal you. You're held at gunpoint and you tell the gunman, "Go ahead and shoot me! I'll only drop $5!!!" You go to the nearest bank and wonder where the Item bankers are. You steal the cape off your little brother's Batman halloween costume for the extra armor point. The theme of your new wardrobe is "pale green." You need a new car and start calculating how much iron and coal you need to mine to build it. You consider a mithril car instead. You see someone in a dark brown suit and you think "newbie." Your boss asks you if you know how to kill scorpions and you nearly ask him "level 21 or level 36." You try to deposit pizza in your bank account. You try to buy a pickaxe from your coworker because you can't remember where the nearest pickaxe spawn is. You keep bumping into people because you think that you'll just pass through them. You have this overwhelming urge to beat up security guards, farm animals, and short people whenever you see them. You go to the store to buy some beer, and you try to figure out which one will boost your stats. You need flour, so you get some pots and try to find a wheat field. You get confused when your bread recipe calls for more than water and flour. When In school, you write your RS name instead of your real name on your homework. When you can truly say, "Full rune armour? Yeah I can make that." When you have more friends on your friends list than you do in real life. When you go to your back yard and prospect each rock looking for coal. When you cook something and wonder how much experience it was worth. You just finished your chores and you wonder how many quest points you got. Your character might be too strong ifÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ When you're at low health and an entire inventory of anchovie pizzas can't heal you fully. All the players in rune scape try to attack you and suddenly there is a huge crowd at the respawn spot. You have your own server. When Andrew pays you to play the game. When you are able to black-mail Muahahaha into giving you all his stuff. You have your own colored dot on the map. Just for fun, the admins send a message to every PKer when you enter the wilderness. Your character is part of a quest. You quest points are in the triple digits. You leave all the highest prayers on, fall asleep, and come back the next day, and theyre still going. The dragon doesnt get 3 rounds to run away. Andrew follows you around all day to "find your secret". People try to blackmail you in real life for your password. Other players make character names that start with yours. You create a holy symbol of YOU. you kill everything in the wilderness with one shot from a phoenix crossbow Your entire inventory is made out of rune. even the tinderbox. Just for fun, you invite newbies to the wilderness and let them kill greaters when you get them down to 1 hitpoint. You can cut wood with your hands. You log on and the servers crash. Greater demons are green to you. You kill somedbody and it deletes them instead of sending them to Lumby. Casting Water Strike creates a new lake. The anvils can't take the shots from the hammer. You cast Weaken on your opponent and he goes into a coma. You use a Fire Blast and the ice cave melts. You're the reason they took away the PK system. Your fighting stats hit triple digits. You log in and everyone else logs out. You walk into the wilderness and it's deserted. You can kill demons with a bronze sword. You start inventing your own spells. Other players pray to you. Monsters never get 3 rounds to run when you attack them. You walk up to the greater demon spawn, and the crowd parts to let you pass. You turn on Protection from Missiles, go into the wilderness for a 2-hour killing spree, and when you return, you still have prayer points left. You're the best in every skill on the server status. You suffer a nasty 15 second lag and come to surrounded by rune large helms. When Bluerose asks to buy something you made. When Alchemon offers to be your bodyguard. When there is an option of "Do not allow people to follow me" made just for you. When Bluerose can't hit you with a spell. When Andrew asks you, "What would be challenging for you?" When the server status refuses to put your name on it because it "discourages people from playing." You can't find anyone to fight in wilderness level 48. For fun, the mods ask if they can gang up on you. You log on and people start PMing you there passwords. You killed the dragon and you didn't gain a level from the quest. You can open locked doors with your hands. All rats and spiders in a 30-square radius of you die instantly when you walk past. You have fletching and herblaw levels already. Andrew goes insane trying to create a monster you can't kill. Instead of seeing the "Attack" option in the wilderness, people see "Don't even try it, pal". Your combat level is written in scientific notation. You go to the black hole experience without a disk and come out fine. Imps start tipping you off as to who took which bead, and where you can find them. The altars pray to you. You kill a monster and it doesn't respawn. Alchemon begs you to log off so he can be on server status. Greaters take strength potions to fight you. Oziach doesn't bother wasting your time and just GIVES you the Rune Plate. You ARE the server status.

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