I guess I pissed of some kid in preschool and he threw a wooden building block at my head...this was back when kids still played with real wood - solid oak I think, about 8 inches long, 4 inches wide, 2 inches thick...cut my forhead wide open, now I got this big scar there :? that one doesn't really count though because I didn't do it to myself, and I really don't remember it - this is what my parents told me... (I was like 4 then and I'm sure the whole head trauma didn't help) stupidest thing I did to myself, that I remember, was my senior year in high school...I was taking an electricity class just for the hell of it, and when we were doing the unit on house wireing, we had these little diagrams of the power source, and then a room's various wall outlets, light switches, and built in ceiling lights, etc...we had this big wooden frame where we had to build the design, so that one wire running in would power all these things in a certain order...I was tightening a screw down on a wire in the back of one of those ceremic lightbulb fistures and the phillips screwdriver slipped off the screw and went right into my left hand, in that wierd area between your index finger and your thumb...punches straight through the skin and hit some of the muscle - hurt like no other... i threw the screwdriver into the sink in the back of the room, washed my hand, admired the hole for a minute, and then grabbed a wad of paper towel to apply pressure to it without bleeding all over myself...then informed the teacher (who was in his first year of teaching and had no idea what the hell he was doing :)) that I was going to the nurse...walked out - had stopped the bleeding by the time I got there, which surprised me since, with the right light, I could actually see down into my hand...they made me go to the hospital and get 4 stitches...next time I saw the teacher, he's like 'what happened' and was freaking out cos, it /was/ his first year teaching there, first semester, and one of his students goes to the hospital - he thought I was going to sue him or the school or something, it was pretty funny ;) got a nice little scar there too :P edit: where "illegal program" = s-c-a-r...wierd censor :?