I don't know if you accept a dialogue-type story format but here we go: Setting: Tutorial Island When: In the morning when everyone is cranky. Well...almost everyone. Noob 1: Aah! It's good to be alive!! Noob 2: Yes...very good. Tutorial Guide: Hey! Shut up! We haven't introduced chat yet! Noob 1: No! I'll talk if I want to! You should shut it! That's a dumb lookin hat by the way... Noob 2: Yeah! You from the circus?? Tutorial Guide: No. Now shut up! Your disrupting the protocol Jagex programmed! Noob 1: Sorry, I believe in Saradomin. Noob 2: Yeah. Me too. Tutorial Guide: Gaaarrr!!!! -With a large steel warhammer, the Tutorial Guide charges in fury- Noob 1: Hey, can I borrow your dragon scimmy?? Noob 2: Sorry. You need to have 60 attack. Noob 1: Oh snap. May I borrow that iron sword? Noob 2: Seeing as how you said "may"....sure. Here. -Tosses the iron sword to Noob 1- Noob 1: Hyah! -Stabs the slow clumsy Tutorial Guide in the guts and gigabytes spill everywhere- Tutorial Guide: Uggh.... -Whips out a shark and eats it in a few seconds- Tutorial Guide: Aah! Much better! Noob 1: What a waste of money... Noob 2: Yeah. I agree. That poor shark. Noob 1: Well, i gtg now lol...cya later. Noob 2: Don't worry, i gtg 2. cya later. -Noob 1 & 2 log off- Author's Note: Well.....i'm not the best author....
