WrathMonkey

I needed to write that in the Red Text, where it said Still Counting

No, I'm selling bowstrings to get a Santa Hat, dress up as Santa Claus, and then give out presents.

Santa's Little Helper The Trials and Tribulations of the Holidays in real life are nothing compared to virtual life Want to Help Me? Donate! Any amount of money will help (over 5k, please, because I don't want to be running around for little spare change). Talk to me in game! RSN: Wrath_Monkey Donators: (None yet!) Want to Help me Some More? Buy! I've got a Bowstrings Store too! Check the link in my signature to go! Intro: Oh, where oh where to start? I don't remember it exactly, nor his name, but I do remember what happened. Let me begin it from what I know... It all started with a noob. I strolled carelessly into the bank. The air was misty, but it was a bright day, I know that for sure. It was Catherby, that was clear as well. I was fishing lobsters for those guys too lazy to do it themselves - I have no problem with it, however. They pay me! Almost as if on cue, as soon as I tried to leave the building, he walked in. He was a bit too full of holiday cheer. I do not remember his name, poor fellow. The guy threw me a Gnomeball too keep me happy, said I could keep it. I thanked him, and laughed my head off. What did this guy think he was doing, trying to give me holiday cheer?! I was happy enough... Then I realized the moral that was unconciously exchanged. I was to spread the happiness I had! Oh, such a mistake... I'm so stuck on the idea, I can't give it up. I'm to dress at Santa Claus (Nicholaus, Nikolaus, etc.) and parade around handing presents out to everyone.. but how? His hat is hard to find, and much more expensive. The only way to get enough money is to sell my soul to the game. And now, I feel as if I have. Picking flax, making bowstrings... it's hard work. Especially when you need to make 134 thousand of them. So, here I go, jabbering off... Freebie Day One ~ Realization is Like Opening a Bottle of Hell This is perhaps mentally the hardest day I have to go through. Once I'm through this torture, it's home free. Considering this day is free off, I'm doing good. I've still got tomorrow, and the day after, but then it'ws hard work. Hopefully, all of the toil of today, tomorrow, and the day after will make my work easier later on... Freebie Day Two ~ Coincidence? I think not! Interestingly enough, today was quite fun. I actually met someone who's read this and just happened to be in the same place, same world. I was just picking flax, and I decided to just yell some things out. "I'm addicted. I need to get 134k bs by Christmas!" Turns out, Tmacfan15251 was listening, and he had read my post. He said, "For a santa hat?" After asking how he knew, he said he read it on Tip.it (Forums, of course). He gave me the good idea to buy flax, sell the bowstrings, buy more flax, sell more bowstrings, and keep getting more and more profit. This sounded good, so I'm going with that. I just hope I can do it fast enough before the real interesting stuff comes out - I've decided that on Christmas, I'm going to give out presents as a Christmas event randomly to people in World 79 who shout "Tip.it!" when they see Wrath Monkey the Santa Claus walk by. I can't wait... maybe I'll be famous? Bowstrings Currently: 2479/134000

What's the ooc?

Yea, Legend's in for the RIGHT half, mate. Thanks :)

Wow, thanks! I'll be sure to heed your advice!

'Ello. Let's start off with the simple things first. My RuneScape name is Wrath Monkey (like it? it's original!). Originally, I wanted it to be Chaos Monkey... but whatever. I got what I got, and I liked it. I'm currently Combat Level 61 (as I write this), and with a Total Level of 872. My total GP is 18414, and I'm decked out in full Rune armor (brand new, used to have Mithril). No rares, no investments. I lack the strength of a PKer, the clever mind of a merchanter, and the will of steel of a skiller. I've also been hacked five times total. I don't know how, but it's never happening again. Basically, I'm a noob. Around every corner, in every level of the Wilderness, lurking behind every crack and crevice of the world is someone who is stronger than me, richer than me, or much more skilled than me. And at least half of them have the strong urge to call me a noob, even though I'm not bothering them in the least. I had had enough after reading so many guides of people reaching a 99 in some skill(s), or 100 million GP, or something similar. I wanted get my Runescape career straight - and I figured that blogging it would be the best way to keep track of what's successful, and what isn't, as well as let everyone know that now, I'm determined. Determined to meet the ultimate goals, the biggest accomplishments. The toughest challenges. So, what first, you ask? I don't know, and that's what I'd like to set out to all of you here on Tip.It... what should I do first? As well, here are my stats: Thank you for your interest. I'm going for top - see ya there?

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XD Thanks, I completely forgot that. The big idea is not for the shield left half (which I probably won't get anyways :P), but to raise my combat and to have a load of bones in the end to raise my prayer.

When you get the d chain, how are you gonna split? Profits, or decide who deserves it?

Nice. If I'm ever down in Ardougne (which I would be stealing cakes, of course) I'll be sure try to get some to you!

I'll be there ;) Just PM me here or in-game :P RSN is Wrath_Monkey

Wrong place m8. This is for blogs and journals, etc., of people doing stuff.

Good luck mate. This isn't very original, but it takes patience and good combat stats. So I think you've really got somethin' going for ya if you work at this hard.

Okay, personally, I love Runecrafting. So good luck, it's a wonderful skill. I hope to see you up top in the Runecrafting high scores one day ;)