EasterBunny

Why must you insist on dethroning me? Blipo has no idea what it is like being the Easter Bunny. What he is doing is nice but it's not all the real Easter Bunny has to do. Every year I have to sit in a room with this stupid Easter Egg Bird until he excretes enough eggs for Easter. I beg you all to stop encouraging this Blipo person because he is taking away all I live for. I am the Easter Bunny, I will always be the Easter Bunny and no one can take my place. This is getting out of hand now, so I wish all of you to stop it! I hope my words have persuaded you, and I would like to say some more, but I'm very busy right now and don't have the time. So thank you for reading this, and I hope you will take this into consideration!

I do not like it when other people take credit for my job! It's very hard work, and I take pride in it. I just felt like this year I deserved a little break. Don't you think I deserve one too? I have gone out every Easter and hidden yummy eggs for all the little children and animals for millions of years! I just wanted a break... And now these darn earth rabbits are ruining everything. I appreciate your help with delivering the eggs, in fact I appreciate every Runescapian for their help delivering the eggs, but please do not take my title. Thank you.