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  1. oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D

     

     

     

    player: Poisoning daggers for free!

     

    me: er, so I give you a dagger, you poison it, and you hand it back right?

     

    (quick check, nope, he's not in highscores for herby)

     

    player: yes that's right, can I have your dagger please.

     

    me: why not just hand out free weapon poison?

     

    player: I want xp from poisoning them

     

    me: that sounds suspiciously like item scamming to me

     

    player: it is.

     

     

     

    You can guess what happened next

     

     

     

    and this is is funny too:

     

     

     

    Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

     

    Noob2: Why?

     

    Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

     

    Noob2: How did you do that?!?

     

    Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

     

    Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

     

    Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

     

    Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

     

    Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

     

    ^this one made me laugh alot

     

     

     

    and i got this one too

     

     

     

    Noob:Can I have some sausages?

     

    Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

     

    Noob:Can i have some sausages

     

    Guy:What sausages?

     

    Noob:The ones you're holding

     

    Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

     

    Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

     

    Guy:it's an abyssal whip

     

    Noob:they're sausages

     

    Guy:they're not sausages!!

     

    Noob:noob im reporting you

     

    Guy:for what?

     

    Noob: for not sharing food

     

    Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

     

    Noob:omg why didn't you say so ffs noob

     

    ^lol i always tought whips look weird

     

     

     

    thats all i have for now :lol:

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