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welcome to runescape.
a glass of frothy ale.
mmmm beer
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yay! noobs gonna be back! is he gonna be the sacrifice? and what happened to lumby? is snake dead? and last but not least. will the story ever end? :shock:
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this is an old picture that i made when i was 11 (3 years ago).
I know it sucks :oops:
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i'd name my kids ichigo (for guy) and rukia (for girl)
just kidding, even though bleach would be forgotten by then i'm not that heartless. :P
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i don't rly collect them, i just have a few
simpsons comics issues 100, 95, 59, and 122
futurama comic issue #1.
and some other comics that i've lost
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puppies =]
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i'd make some of the mem only options avalible to non-mems like houses and etc. i wouldn't do anything to the noobs because if i like trap all of them on tut island the rs population will be like 100 players because ppl eventually quit. oh and i'd make the ents attackable also i'd put in an option to be able to raid other pplz houses and claim it.
[hide]also i'd demand a promotion and a raise. :D[/hide]
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you looked in a mirror and fainted at ur own reflection
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i was playing my ds b4 going to sleep and i saw a shadow on the wall that wasn't mine and on the touch screen of my ds i saw 2 eyes behind me, didn't sleep that night. That rly happened and i still see those eyes boring into me. scary... on the upside i might've been dreaming and imagined staying up all night. :)
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study girls? what do u take us for? pervs?
lol Jiraiya and thats kinda off topic
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study girls? what do u take us for? pervs?
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... I don't really understand girls but then again who does besides themselves? I have a feeling that some of them wish they understood guys better but then again... even if thats true it doesn't mean any girls will go up to you and say "Hey i want to understand you better" They seem to expect us guys to know everything about them, but the truth is we don't and never will... (maybe)...
and btw the first person to flame me for posting this is officially cursed for life. <----------- Try reading that :)
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THIS IS THE STORY OF THINGS HAPPENING IN RUNESCAPE THAT JAGEX DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE!!!!
Our first story for tonight is how a lowly level 4 found an axe.
One fine day on a farm near Lumbridge a level 4 was walking around throwing fish bait at chickens hoping to increase his fishing level. He came across a bronze axe stuck in a stump with piles of firewood around it. He pulled it out and decided to keep it, sad idiot... He then went to Varrock's Blue Moon Inn and rented out a room, not that he'd ever pay the fee... He went to the tavern on the first floor of the inn and ordered a juice box with a bendy straw... As he was sucking out the juice a rather hot woman went up to him and laughed at how a grown man was still drinking from a juice box... The level 4 was laughing with her, not aware that she was laughing at him... Stupid noob... " Hey idiot I'm talking about you!" said the woman. The noob was shocked and looked at the empty juice box in his hand with disgust. "Well I'll just drink beer then," said the level 4 (whom we shall call
Bram). "Thats better," said the girl (who we shall now know as Britney).
So Bram ordered a frosty beer and drank it, he found the beer to his liking and soon he had 123 beer glasses on the floor beside him, his mind was fuzzy and he was soon entering a drunken rage, he grabbed his axe and ran to the center of town slashing at everyone in his way, soon he reached the fountain at the center of town and the king sent his entire battalion of guards after him, he couldn't see and amazingly dodged all of the hits thrown at him the guards however were not so lucky, they all met their end by the blade of his axe, soon Bram was at the palace gates he wandered through the gardens and soon reached the library where he killed Reldo and chopped up all of the shelves, destroying years of knowledge. He was soon at the throne room and he caught the King unawares and beheaded him, he went to the kitchens and killed the servants doing the dishes, and finally he went to the Queen whom he sliced into little bite-sized pieces, Jagex soon discovered the horrible massacre which had occurred in Varrock and quickly sent their best moderators and administrators there to kill Bram, when they found Bram he was asleep and they decided to lock him in a cell in Port Sarim where he was labeled mugger and there he stays forever enduring arrows shot at him by heartless adventurers and spell cast at him by aspiring magicians amazingly he's still alive, sober though.
THAT CONCLUDES OUR STORY FOR TODAY!
Hey peoples i can't find out about stories like this myself, post important news stories on this topic and help spread the word about whatever it is you're typing about!
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The Dragon's Plot, Prologue
Long ago, far to the north, lived a race of intelligent dragons, they were able to talk with their minds using telekinesis, they had existed in peace, unknown to the other races of Gielenor(or however u spell it) one day however, a dragon named Drrgnifs suggested to the others, "We, the dragons are the mightiest race in Gielenor, yet the mortals who run amok through the lands don't respect us, they aren't even aware we exist, the only dragons they know of are our extremely stupid cousins to the south," he said, " I mean, one of them, Elvarg was so stupid he got himself trapped in a cage," " But, that is not my point, we should invade the southern lands and claim it for dragonkind, we should educate our cousins and destroy the other races," he continued, " If not destroy then we can press them to be our slaves." Another dragon, Dracdes, spoke up, "But even though our hides are tough, we still need an armor of some sort if we wish to survive we must get armor." "That won't be a problem, there is a clan of dwarves living a little to the west, we can invade them and force them to craft armor for us," Drrgnifs said.
Chapter 2: The Cave
Drrgnifis, Dracdes, and the rest of the dragons started to head west for the Weir Mountain Range, where they would enslave the dwarves and force them to make armors for the dragon army. On the first day of the trek, disaster struck, a young dragon named Grghif was hunting for some bounding deer that roamed the woods where they were traveling in, when he came across a charred bones. Grghif's curiosity was as great as his hunger so he inspected the bones and found some giant footprints leading to the South, he followed it and soon came upon a cave, there was a slight breeze coming OUT of the cave for some strange reason. Grghif went into the darkness and he was never seen again, he was the son of a dragon clan chief so they sent many dragons after them, Dracdes was among the ones sent. The small squad of dragons soon found the cave where Grghif went missing, they weren't stupid so they tore up some trees and lit them up with the fire in their bellies. Dracdes, holding a tree that was lit ablaze, let the group into the depths of the cave.
Dracdes was leading a group of about 10 dragons down a seemingly endless tunnel. One dragon said, " Well i think he's dead so let's turn back and forget this ever happened." " Well, you have a point.....," began Dracdes, but a loud roar from the depths of the cavern shut him up. The dragons said not a word but they ran with all their speed to the unknown depths of the cavern. After what seemed to be hours upon hours of endless running they cam upon a small chamber. Inside the chamber was a small altar with a large figure on it, blood poured over the sides of the altar and there was a Greater Demon murmuring in a strange language to a huge statue of a demonic looking human statue holding a large sword. Upon further inspection, the group realized with growing horror that the dark figure on the altar was Grghif. "Damn, he's dead, but that demon must be really strong to slay a dragon, we must sneak out if we wish to live," whispered Dracdes to his group, not realizing that the demon was right behind him... "Dracdes! Behind you!," yelled a dragon. But it was too late the demon swiped at Dracdes's head and tore it from its torso, blood spilled out of the severed head and body. The dragons were running for dear life to the tunnel exit, but strangly the demon did not chase them out.
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Its a preveiw pplz, I would've edited it all if I wanted to. But
LOCK THIS PLEASE :(
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Once there was a small village called Lumbridge with a duke. The duke was famous, renowned, and wealthy. Even though he was the richest royal alive his people were suffering from famine, rats, and the occasional spiders. He did nothing to help the people out, and while they were suffering he lived life in the lap of luxury. There came a day when the people decided to do something about it. The inspiration of what to do came on a tattered up old Wanted ad.
Now tell me if you want me to continue please tell me to. If I decide not to I will post a reply saying, PLEASE LOCK THIS, then please lock this.
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This is a story I made out of boredom please flame for it shall suck.
Gather round children for this is the tale of the idiot who is dead.
It all started about 1500 years ago in the time of drunks and hobos. There was a boy named Scythe who lived in the village called Draynor, beggars filled the streets and supposedly hobos and drunks roamed the wide open taverns. Scythe was a boy with an ambition of becoming a wizard of some sort when he grew up. His family laughed and scoffed at his ambitions and he had to endure fifteen years of this. He would've grown up in this manner if Lady Grey, mayor of Asgarnia, hadn't had their entire village burnt down because she was bored. Scythe was hallucinating about a great fire that burnt down their entire village. He woke up and found the village oddly bright and red. People were laying down on the ground while their backs glowed crimson red. When Scythe saw guards laying down he kicked them and said "Get up you lazy bastards(if this is censored it said something that started with a "B")!" He saw his father laying down on the street and thought that mabye his father should've found a better place to sleep. "You freakin idiotic kid!" shouted out a voice from afar, " They aren't sleeping they're dead! Can't you get it through your thick skull????????" A girl ran out of the tavern cellars where corpses of drunk men were on the ground. She pulled out a dagger and stabbed him with it for some reason. He died
THE END PLEASE FLAME!!!!! I MADE THIS STORY SUCK ON PURPOSE OK SO NO CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICSM JUST SAY IT SUCKED. :twisted:
LOCK THIS TOO IF YOU SEE IT.
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8 words ppl...
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lol it should be better cause this time i actually took over 5 minutes. :lol:
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ya ur rite im gonna edit it
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Plz rate my sig and avatar on a scale of 1-10 and be honest.
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This epic series is based on a game called Fable, don't tell me that i copied it. I will only use some ideas from it.
Part 1: Massacre
There once was a boy who lived in the village of Lumbridge. He was a dreamer and he often drifted off while he worked in the feilds. This got him alot of spankings. He couldn't help his dreamer habit though, he dreamt about many things, one of which was his future. In some dreams he saw himself as a brave and noble knight who helped the poor and less fortunate, in other dreams he dreamt of himself as an evil warlock who killed all in his path. One day he was feeding the chickens when he got tired and started daydreaming. He saw a horrible raid on Lumbridge by undead minions, corpses littered the streets and the houses were set ablaze. He suddenly awoke with a jolt as he remembered that it was his sister, Theresa's, birthday. He quickly scambled across the feild, around the old oak tree, and to his room. There he looked for his precious life-savings with which he will buy a present for Theresa. He found it jammed underneath a loose floorboard in his room. He quickly ran to the general store near the castle and bought some chocolates for his sister. He searched for her all over the house where she was supposed to be doing chores and weaving clothes. He saw his parents near the chicken coop so he asked them where Theresa was. They told him she was out playing in the feilds with her friends. So the boy went to the big oak tree in the feilds and found his sister along with a group of girls. "Well if it isn't Theresa's little brother" one of them said. He quickly went to his sister, gave her the chocolates, and wished her a happy birthday. Then he went to the bridge where he skipped stones across the water. All was peacefull until... the town bell rang! It rang once, twice, three times! That meant that danger was coming. He was terrified of what dangers that approached Lumbridge so he ran to the oak tree to tell his sister but she was nowhere to be found. He was so terrified that he climbed up the tree and hid in the branches. Then he heard a loud explosion from the town gates! Daringly, he peered out of the tree and he smelt the reeking odor of corpses. Then suddenly a flaming arrow struck a running trader! The undead had arrived! They were ugly and horribly disfigured with rotting arms and blood-stained shirts! The boy saw that among their ranks was a man. A man dressed in blood-red robes brandishing a long flamberge at the citizens. It was chaos, people ran but it was no use, the undead killed every single person they saw. Then a few hours later it was all quiet except for the crackling of the flames that covered all the houses. The boy climbed down and ran to his house, instantly tears welled up in his eyes because it too was on fire. He couldn't think so he foolishly went into the burning house. There, on the ground, was the body of his father. Who was stabbed brutally in the chest. They boy knelt down and hot tears streamed down the side of his cheeks. Then out of nowhere an undead minion ran at him, brandishing its steel whip. The boy feared that he would die too and join the rest of Lumbridge in death. Then a bright light appeared out of nowhere and it split the undead minion in half! A man dressed in heavy plate armor stood where the light was. He said, "If you want to live, take my hand." The boy reached out and grabbed the man's hand and there was a bright flash of light. The boy had teleported else where.
Part 2: Of Training and The Guilds
The boy was thrust into a portal where he whirled around, he saw places he was familiar with but they quickly passed by as he zoomed through the portal. When the portal ended the boy was in front of a huge building with a strange insignia of two crossed swords and one star in the middle. The man appeared at his side moments later. "My name is Maze, and this is the Champion's Guild, the first guild in a line of other guilds," he said. "I only saved you because i see great potential in you. In this guild you will be training to acheive the title of Champion, now tell me, what is your name?" He said. The boy replied," Axel, but why me? You said I have great potential but I have no more standing than the poorest of farmers."
"Axel, it doesn't matter if you're wealthy or poor, you have the potential to be the greatest Champion ever, but it will all mean nothing if you don't believe in yourself." Maze said. He then took Axel through the path and into the Champion's Guild. When Axel entered, he saw an old man standing next to a large map of the world. "Hello Maze," the man said," I see you've brought a new student to the Guild, what is your name young one?" Axel replied," My name is Axel." "So Axel is your name, this is the Guild as I'm sure you know, here we train people to become Champions, there are other guilds such as the Heroes Guild and the Legends Guild. But you may not go to them until you have acheived the rank of Champion. We have training grounds, our own woods with a stream through it, and you may call me Guildmaster." he said. He then led Axel away from Maze and upstairs where he saw a girl no older than him. "Hello," she said, "You must be a new student, my name is Rose, wait what's the matter you look like you've seen the reaper!" she said. Axel was still severly shaken from is experiences the past day. He appreciated Rose's concern for him but he couldn't say anything and he passed out.
When he awoke it was morning and he laid in a comfortable 4-poster bed. Rose was at a desk across from his bed reading a book. "Oh, I see you've woken up," she said, "Maze told me about what happened at Lumbridge, that sounded horrrible, I'm suprised that you're not going insane from that tragedy!" "Well it's time for breakfast so follow me and I'll take you to the dining room." Axel followed Rose downstairs and through a couple of hallways, then he arrived in a room with a huge table set with enough food to feed an earth troll! Rose led him to a seat near the middle and sat down next to him. Suddenly ravenous, he reached for all the food he could reach! "Don't over eat," said Rose warningly," You have training later and the last thing you want is a stomachache!" "Oh, thanks for the warning Rose!" Axel said. "No problem, I just don't want you to end up like me on my first day!" laughed Rose. When he finished eating Rose led him out of the building to a huge training ground full of people training! He followed Rose to the Guildmaster. "I see you've woken up," he said, " Now, Axel time to see what you've got!" He pointed to an enclosed space with a straw dummy in the middle. "Go in there and hit that dummy as hard as you can six times!" Axel ran there and smacked the dummy as hard as he could six times. "You won't do much damage with your hand Axel, come over here and I'll give you a weapon." Axel ran back to the Guildmaster. "Now go to the armory next to the plateau and select one weapon from there, Rose, please lead Axel to the armory." Axel followed Rose to the armory a few paces away. There he saw many weapons of varying shapes and sizes, there were swords, maces, axes, spears, tridents, whips, daggers, flails, staves, and even a pitchfork. The weapon that caught his eye was a blood-red sword stuck in a stone with the guild insignia engraved on it. "What is that sword?" Axel asked Rose. "That is the Solus Greatsword, it is a weapon made centuries ago by a master smith named Galnoth, he made it specially for Sir Evvo the Knight out of demon bones and enchanted it with a special stone called the Power of Fire and that over all made it unstoppable, Sir Evvo was killed in this very room by a demon by the name of Thorn, before his death Sir Evvo grabbed his sword and stabbed it into this slab, he died right afterwards, I woudn't try to pull it out if I were you though, it is stuck there tightly." Rose replied. Even though Rose said not to try and pull the sword out he did. Suddenly, a blinding light filled the room and the stone slab shattered, leaving the sword in Axel's hand. "Oh my gosh!" yelled Rose, "You've pulled out Solus!" She then ran out of the armory. A few minutes later she and Guildmaster burst in to find that Axel still had the sword in his hand, marvelling its greatness. "I can't beleive it... You've pulled out the sword, but only a descendant of Evvo could've...." The Guildmaster paused, shocked. "You are Evvo's descendant!" He cried! Then he calmed down a bit. "Well since you've made your choice, lets proceed to your training," he said shakily. Axel then followed Guildmaster and Rose out of the armory and to the enclosed training feild. "Now hit that dummy with your sword," said Guildmaster. Axel unsheathed Solus and swung it with all his might at the dummy. Then a shock wave filled the air and the dummy (along with all the trees behind it) was literally blown to bits! Axel was amazed at the strength of his sword, Guildmaster however didn't seem suprised. Axel spent years training in the Champion's Guild and finally, when he was eighteen years old, he and Rose were ready to receive the title of Champion.
Part 3:Graduation
The day finally came! He and Rose would finally receive the title of Champion! Axel woke up at the crack of dawn, got dressed and went down to eat breakfast. He found Rose sitting in her regular spot, and he went to sit next to her. "Hi Rose! Are you ready for the graduation ceremony?" he asked. "Yep, I've been waiting for so long to become a champion, and by the way, I have something to ask you," She said. "What?" Axel replied. "Well, umm... When we become Champions, would you like to travel together?" Axel replied, "Of course!" Rose looked happy and began eating some eggs and bacon. When it was noon, the graduation ceremony took place. Axel and Rose went to the Chamber of Fate to receive the title of Champion. " Apprentices, Axel and Rose, you have worked hard for many years towards this day, now your efforts will pay off! You are ready to receive the title of Champion!" said Guildmaster. "Here are your Guild Seals, with which you can teleport anyplace at anytime, you've earnt them!" Guildmaster handed Axel and Rose two seals with the insignia of the guild engraved upon it. When the ceremony was over, Axel and Rose went to the main room to talk with the Guildmaster. "You two have certainly grown, why I remember when you where kids!," Guildmaster said, "But now you are Champions! Here is a little gift from the Guild to recognize your sucess." He handed Axel and Rose two bags full of supplies and it each contained five thousand gold! "You can come back to the guild anytime you want, if it is to train your abilities or to simply visit the place you grew up in, you will always be welcome here!" With that last word Axel and Rose opened the gates and departed into the world.
Part 4: Getting the Armor
Axel and Rose were now Champions, they set off to a nearby town called Varrock. "Axel, now that we're Champions what would you like to do?" Rose asked. "Well I would like to go around and help people for awhile." Axel replied, "And perhaps kill some demons." he added jokingly. "Well, we have five thousand gold each, we should go and buy some armor." Rose said. They went through the winding streets of Varrock until they found an Armor Shop. Rose found what she wanted right away, ivory armor that was made esecially for females, and it only cost 700 gold! Axel browsed through the shop and asked, "Do you have any dragonskin armor?" The shopkeeper replied, "Yes but it is quite expensive, 2000 gold and no less!" "Oh, I'm afraid I can't buy that then, I'll just buy this set of Mithril Chainmail. The set included, one mithril chainmail body and mithril chainmail pants all for 900 gold. "Since you look like a nice person, I'll throw in this mithril kitesheild and blue dragonskin cape for no extra cost! Just as long as you do me one little favor, go and kill the theives. Their hideout should be in a shack near the outskirts of town." "Okay, I will go kill them and I shall bring back a vial of their blood as proof, Rose please wait in the tavern for me, this shouldn't take long." Axel said. He then departed to the outskirts of Varrock. He searched for a shack of some sort. Then he heard talking, "So do you think we should loot the armor shop tonight or tomorrow night?" "We'll rob it tonight!" a second voice said. "Al'ite you's the boss," said a drawlling voice. Then Axel lept out of his hiding spot to confront the bushes! "E'll whot do we 'ave 'ere? One o' those Champions from tat pesky Guild!" said a strong looking theif. "Go kill 'em boys!" Then about twelve theives appeared out of nowhere and charged at Axel, daggers in hand. Axel drew Solus from its sheathe, he had learnt to control it better to that it won't make shock waves every time he swung it. He charged at the theives and he swung Solus, weaving a web of pure death around the theives. The theives were quickly killed, leaving their leader alone in the middle of his slayed men. Axel charged and struck like a cobra, stabbing the leader in the chest. "Why did you kill usssssssssssss....." That was the leaders's last words. Axel quickly filled a vial with his blood and set back towards the city. He first headed to the Armor Shop where the delighted shop keeper awarded him with the sheild, cape, and an additional ten thousand gold! Then Axel went to the tavern, he found Rose eating dinner at a nearby table. "What took you so long?" She asked, "And by the way, nice armor!" "Thanks," Axel replied, "And I had to search for hours to find the theive's hideout so that's why it took me so long." "That is no excuse!" Rose yelled, "You had me worried sick that the theives killed you!" "Sorry" Axel said. Then he went upstairs to rent a room to stay in for the night.
Part 1/2 of 5: The Wilderness: Information and a Random Encounter.
Axel awoke the following morning. He found Rose polishing her adamant longsword on the other bed. "Good morning Axel," said Rose, "I've been up for awhile now and I've heard some things in town." she paused, "There is a place, far to the north, called the Wilderness, there are supposed to be strong beasts and strange spirits there, anyways, you wanna go?" "Sounds like an adventure, I'm in!" he replied happily. "Ok then get dressed, but wait I don't wanna see you in your underwear so I'll go and ask around about the Wilderness." said Rose. She then left through the door and Axel heard her go downstairs. He then washed his face in the washtub and put on his armor and sword. His mithril armor and dragonskin cape made him look like a mighty warrior who had seen the face of the King Black Dragon and lived. He went downstairs to the tavern, but he couldn't find Rose in there. Well, she must be in town asking questions about the Wilderness. Axel then had a small breakfast of ale and bacon. After he was done eating, he went into town to try and find Rose. He found her talking to a man who looked like a fellow Champion. "Hello Axel, this is Talgar, he graduated from the Guild a few years before we did, and he knows about the Wilderness." said Rose. "Well Axel, the Wilderness is a strange place where an evil god named Zamorak rules, he has filled it with strange beasts and he has put one of the most powerful, evil, and loyal three headed dragon of his deep in it, the dragon is called King Black Dragon, or KBD for short, it is rumored that it guards the entrance to Zamorak's realm, but getting to its lair is no easy matter, there are bandits, theives, rouges, undead, giants, and other dragons in between all that space you have to travel to get to its lair, even if you manage to get there, killing it is not some walk in the park, no one has ever been able to get there except Maze, but he ended up running out of its lair for his life!" said Talgar. Whoa, even Maze, who was supposed to be the strongest Champion ever couldn't defeat it. thought Axel. Talgar then set their Guild Seals to be able to teleport to the edge of the Wilderness, then he walked off.
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I have the Blue Rescue Team.
My fav pokemon used to be lugia (like 4 years ago) now its Lucario.
I only like the games now because they are a good excuse not to go to some dumb party or anything. Now ppl think i actually like that whole concept :wall: . I don't collect the cards i burnt all of mine on a camping trip a few years ago and i lost all intrest in them. I only have 1 pokemon movie. Lucario and the Mystery of Mew. Only because its about Lucario but the movie pretty much sucks what a big ripoff.
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It is the future. RuneScape is very different from what you are used to. All the dragons are cyborgs, the gods walk Gielenor and lead normal lives. There are no armor anymore except liquid armor and all swords and such have dissapeared and were replaced by lasers guns, M-26s, and all sorts of other firearms. One ancient village however was secluded from the rest of Gielenor. The village was called Brimhaven. On a distant island nobody goes to anymore they continue the primitive ways of ancient Gielenor. Brimhaven and the surrounding cities were refuges for castaways and people whose lives are so burdened by the sheer weight of technology that they cracked under the strain. Brimhaven however won't stay peaceful forever...
One day a battalion of ships made land in Karamja harbor. On a closer look the islanders saw that the ship was filled to the brim with soldiers and explosives. Then one day later the islanders sent a spy to the ships then the spy came running back screaming that the soldiers were digging tunnels under Brimhaven and setting the explosives under it...
This enraged the islanders for they liked their peaceful lives and they didn't want to die. So they did the only sensible thing they went to the volcano and set the lesser demons free. They sent heavily armor men to the pit and they lowered the bridge. The lesser demons came rampaging out! The men screamed and ran for their lives. The lesser demons ran to the ship and were instantly spotted by the captain..
Part II coming soon
Do you think you have a soul?
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I believe that when you die you energy is dispersed into the surroundings in which you die in, and ghosts are created by some of the free floating energy that cannot accept providing life essence for the people around it. But then how come exorcisms always seem to work :-k ? Are exorcisms a way to weaken the energy, giving it no choice but to help the life of another person? I don't know and know one will know until they die, and obviously when they die they can't come back to tell us, and ghosts can't tell us because they "remained behind". Yes I am weird.... :oops: