I've learnt that no matter how many times you stick your hand in a guard's pocket - he never gets turned on. I've learnt that a guard's pocket contains an amount of GP equivalent to that held in Fort Knox. I've learnt that Niles, Giles and Miles are not really that clever. I've learnt that people die in exactly the same way (dying swan) - no matter whether you've been burnt, stabbed, whipped etc. I've learnt that you don't mess with inebriated small folk who happen to be carrying around a pile of rocks. I've learnt that it's possible for several people to co-ordinate precisely in the use of the same spinning wheel, without getting in each other's way. I've learnt that the baker in Ardougne can cook all manner of breads, cakes etc, for hours on end without an oven or a ready supply of flour, sugar or water. I've learnt that I can break wind and no-one complains. I've learnt that there are more means of teleporting than Captain Kirk would have us believe. I've learnt that that Gertrude always seems to have a number of kittens, but I've never seen the parents. I've learnt that there a no public toilets anywhere in Runescape.
