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2/10......Hypocrite :shame:
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Ok, im a meleer looking for a dm, here are my stats
Combat: 80
Attack: 66
Strengh: 73
Defense: 55
Hitpoints: 67
Ranged: 43 :oops:
Prayer: 36 :oops:
Mage: 46 :oops:
What to wear
Rune Scimmy
Monks Robes
Strengh ammy
Here are the rules
Please avoid safing
Pots are allowed
No prayers except protect item
If your interested please pm meh!
Record:
Wins: 2
Losses: 0
Runners :evil: : 1
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Because its a waste
A waste of the pker's time
A waste of the RCers time
A waste of pure ess
And the person dosent intend on fighting
In my opinion RC Pkers feed off the weak because they dont have enough skill to actually pk. And killing RCers makes them feel good.
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Good lord jesus! :shock:
9/10 Only way it couldve been better is with draconic visage
:P
But dude!!!
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Lock please
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Do the toilets really flush the other way in Australia? :-s
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Ok so I have decided that I will make this suggestion for a new f2p quest. Im making it in a guide format. I came up with it while doing heroes, and waiting for my partner to come to Brimhaven. Hope you enjoy
Quest Name: Quest of the Champions
Difficulty: Hard (Medium if your p2p)
Length: Medium
Start Location: King Roald
Quest Location: Mainly in a cave near champions guild
Requirements
Quests: Must have all f2p quest done.
Skills: None
Items: None
Suggested
Skills: 37 Magic for all 3 teleport spells, A combat level that gives you the ability to surivive several waves of tough monsters, high prayer (the more the better.)
Items: Weapons, Armor, Food, and Pots (especially p pots if member)
Walkthrough
1. Starting out
Talk to the King and he will tell you that the Champion's Guild has been attacked, and 2 adventurers were killed. He tells you to head to the Guild and talk to the Guild Master.
2. A passage of demorios
The guild master will tell you about the attacks and says that he suspects that it wasn't humans that attacked the guild, but ghosts of sorts. He tells you to talk with the Head Wizard in Draymor and get his opinion. Go down to the Wizard's Tower and talk to him. He will tell you that it was Evil Zamorakian followers that had come up a passage way for the Underworld and were attacking every settlement they found.
3. Into the Passageway
Now head to the Guild Master. He offers to heartily reward you if you can wxplore the passage way and kill the commander who is sending the follower out to the surface. Now go west of the guild and enter the cave.
WARNING!!!!: Do not go down hear if you are not prepared to fight extremely challenging monsters.
When you enter the cave, you hear a voice say "So. the guild has finally sent someone to kill me and shut off the passageway, not likely. You will have to get through my horde. Good luck, and may Zamorak have mercy on your soul." Now its time to venutre through thr rooms each containing diffeent monsters.
Room 1
Black Knight(3)
Level 33
Max Hit: 6 Melee
Tactics: Just kill all three and then you will be allowed to walk through the next door.
Room 2
Chaos Mages(2)
Level 47
Max Hit: 9 Magic
Tactics: They'll attack air spells and binds, just kill them and you can go to the next room. You could use protect from magic but its not really nessecary.
Room 3
Skeleton:(3)
Level 48
Max Hit: 7 Melee
Tactics This should be a cakewalk
Room 4
Zamorak Mage(1)
Level 65
Max Hit: 30 Magic
Tactics: Protect from Magic is a must!!! He will attack with flames of zamorak.
Room 5
Greater Demon(4)
Level: 92
Max Hit: 10 Melee
Tactics: You may want to protect from melee until youve killed at least 2 of them. Then just let it rip with your best weapon
Room 6
Shadow Warrior(6)
Level: 138
Max Hit: 6 Melee
Tactics: They hit very fast but luckily very low. No need to protect.
Mini-Boss
Gaarith(1)
Level 172
Max Hit: 17 Melee, 23 Mage
Tactics: Kill him by switching protection prayers and eating if neccesary. (there are no safespots)
Boss
Monk of Zamorak(1)
Level 24
Max Hit: 44 Magic
Tactics: protect from mage, then kill him in most likely 3 hits or less.
4. Wrapping up
Grab the monk's staff and then tele out. Talk to the Guild Master for your reward.
Reward: 35k xp in all combat skills, 100,000gp, Staff of Shadow
Staff of Shadow allows you two more spells
Dragonfire
60 Magic
5 Fire, 3 Earths, Staff of Shadow, 2 Deaths
Hits up to 25 without a dragonfire shield
Divine Lightning
66 Magic
5 Earth, 2 Chaos, and 5 Death runes w/staff
Hits up to 30 on the undead.
Well thats my suggestion, I will do much more editing but I have rl priorities to attend to
Rate, Hate, Date, Scape, Rape. What ever floats your boat. :XD:
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One response is when your running long distance youre body is like "Okay what the hell are you doing" :XD:
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Agreed! I hate the new mining emote!
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Well I spent most of my day at my Order of the Arrow ordeal
Got to bcook breakfast with 3 matches and 1 egg.
Finished fixing up a shed.
Didnt get allowed to talk to anyone.
Became a member of the OA
Went home
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Jerks
F@(%!!6 Cursers
Primary levels: All
Behavior: Most of the time when someone does this they are just extremely frustrated with you because you are getting all the kills in an area, this is common in areas with cannoneers. But there are also many different situations where these guys pop up.
Solution: Ask them to stop, if the remarks are discriminatory and really rude, report them!
Danger Zones: Rock Crabs, Ankous, Falador.
Immature kids
Primary levels: all
Behavior: Haha, i pwnz u nub hahahahahaha ur a stupid n00b. They speak immaturely and cause great annoyance. They usually cant spell. And they cant get enough of driving players insane.
Solution: Ignore them. or say something witty to make them look like the idiot they are.
OMG lvl 100 no lifer!!!!!111!!!
Primary level: 60-90
Behavior: Immature teenagers who cal people nerds and say that high level players have no lives (which is actually the case for them most of the time). It can get very old very fast and unfortuneately it usually happens unprovoked and is usually sustained over public chat to try and embarrass the target into submission.
Solution: Ignore them or say something witty to make them look bad, nothing else that you usually need to do.
Taunters
Primary levels: Any (mainly pkers)
Behavior: Takes a liking to taunt a player as they are killing them, also sometimes they challenge people to fights by going "Hey noob, you scared or something?" Taunting is frequently paired wiht PJing.
Solution: Ignore them, thats all you have to do.
High and Mighty
Primary levels: 40-60 (duel arena stakers), and high levels
Behavior: They think that they are better than you and do things to irritate you by usually respond to a question with the word "nub" in the forefront, staker high and mighties are a combination of the other types of jerks, frequent naming names, and scamming peopel out of training spots.
Well thats it for my guide. I hope that you enjoyed it and that you will use this to your advantage ingame.
Credits
Zybez Runescape Help-Guide for the Famous-For things about beggars and fans
Every irritating little kdi in runescape who inspired me to write this guide.
Links: So, you want to get revenge on yew and rune ess autoers?: runescape102's guide.
Thanks, please keep this bumped, ill be gone until Friday.
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PKing erks and annoyances
Safers, Prayer Noobs, Def Noobs, etc
Primary levels: All
Behavior: They eat food to heal when they aren't in danger of being KOed. Prayer and defense noobs have high prayer or defense. Tele noobs teleport away from a fight.
Solution: Leave them alone! Everone has the right to eat, pray, and tele on there own accord, so uh........deal with it :?
Danger Zones: The Wilderness
Runecraft PKers
Primary levels: 50(DDS Pure usually)-Mid 80s with exceptions
Behavior: They will sometimes bind you, and then spec you on your way to the abyss or chaos altar.
Solution: if your an inexperienced PKer: Dont bring good items and run like the wind.
Experienced PKers: Sacrifice a few spaces for food and armor and wring em' out to dry!
Danger Zones: low level Wilderness above edgeville near the Zamorak Mage and Chaos Altar.
Pile Jumpers
Primary levels: Usually close to the same as yours
Behavior: When you kill an opponent, another person comes right away and attacks you while your picking there stuff up.
Solution: three click on the pile and run, or if you are certain you can take them, pound them into mincemeat.
Danger Zones: Apparently out of nowhere after a kill.
Duel scammers
Primary levels: Any
Behavior: They quick chage an item on the screen and accept or quick uncheck a rule and quickly accept.
Solution: Check the screen carefully before you accept.
Danger ZOnes: Duel Arena....Duh! #-o
Next is my favorite, Jerks
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Noobs
Scammers
Primary levels: 3-60
Behavior: Annoying noobs who will use several means of robbing your account and items, some will be straight out obvious but others will use very tricky methods to get you killed and take your stuff. They do this because they dont want to be bothered training there skills to make money.
Solution: Step 1: Identify the scam, Step 2: Inform the player of there wrong doing, 3. If they say it again report them under the apropriate category, Step 4: Add them to your ignore list.
Danger Zones: Lumbrige, Any bank (though Varrock west is a favorite.)
Macroers
Primary levels: 3 or 4
Behavior: Walk, Skill, Bank, Repeat over and over without variation.
Solution: If you suspect someone of being an autoer, try talking to them, if they dont respond and just do what they normally do, chances are, there macroing, even if you have the slightest suspicon reporting them cant hut, unless that is your abusing it, reporting people right and left. Also you could read up on some of the great Bot Busting guides that are out on this very forum. :)
Spammer
Primary levels: Lower, but all sometimes may do it.
Behavior:dfd;afdla;fefeiw;afiew;afeiw;afeiw;afewfhifueifeifueifsfdhjsafdlafeuwfrldsaffdsjfdhsfkdhsfksdfdews :wink:
Solution: Ask them to stop, if they dont and there seriously flooding the screen repot them.
Danger ZOnes: Anywhere that lots of people are.
Other Rulebreakers
Primary levels: All
Behavior: They consist of jagex impersonators, people asking for personal details, and selling accounts.
Solution: If you see a site selling gold or accounts, dont click on it! Send a qquery to Jagex, this should also be done if someone is asking for seriously person details. Otherwise report, report, report.
Next is PKing Nuisences
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1. Table of Contents.
2. Intro.
3. Overview by level.
4. Newbies
I.Beggars
III. Can you help me plz???
IV. Personal fanclub
5. Noobs
I. Scammers
II. Macroers
III. Spammers
IV. Other random rulebreakers
6. PKing/Dueling Annoyances
I. "Safers" my own little sermon.
II. Prayer noobs
IV. Runecraft pkers
V. Pile jumpers
VI. Duel Arena Scammers
7. Jerks
I. Cursers
II. Immature kids
III. OMG level 100 no lifer!!!!!!!111!!!11111
IV. Taunters
V. High and mighty
8. Credits
Introduction
Well, if you clicked on this guide you most likely have at least once been annoyed by the players in runescape. This guide gives you the one thing that can beat a really annoying person. No, not a brain, but the knowledge and understanding of there point of view. I can't Guarantee(sp?) that thjs guide will help you but I hope so.
Overview by level
Combat 3 - 10: These guys are the newbies, they usually have no clue what there doing, you can usually find them in or around the Lumbrige area, but also extending as far as Varrock. Except for the occaisonal begging and scamming they will usally leave you be.
Combat 11-40: Watch out for scammers at this level, these people are usually put in the "noob" category, although I have found many of them to be mature and kind, (though usually not to people of lower levels). Sometimes these guys can cause some PKing annoyances to so be careful!
Combat 41-60: Usually, confident, and a tad bit cocky, these guys have it rough. Still not higher leveled enough to respected, and still to new to the game to always avoid being frauded by scammers. Though there are exceptions. I have met many a great skiller and staker at this level.
Combat 61-90: I have found that this group has players that are either really nice, or really bad. You know the jerk section? Well that minly consists of these guys. On the other hand many are quite helpful and happy to give advice to lower leveled people. They are very confident in there skills and are becoming much more dangerous competitors and even more shjrewd merchants.
Combat 91-126: There the top!!!! They are usually quite helpful and kind. But most often have either public chat off or PM to friends. Which is understandable. They get a lot of greif from beggars and jerks. But in the long run you are unlikely to ever be harrassed by one of these guys.
Newbies
Name: Beggar
Primary levels: 3-25
Behavior: s go around asking people like you to give them money. They can be awful persistant and they are always annoying. They beg when I they see a high level because they think "wow, he has good stuff, maybe if I ask nice they'll give some of it to me!" Sometimes if they don't get what they want they'll become nasty!
Behavior: Politely tell them no and give them ideas on how to make money, if they persist add them to ignore, switch worlds or teleport.
Danger Zones: Lumbrige castle cortyard, north Lumbrige, Varrock Square, Varrock East bank, Lumbrige cows
Can you help me plz?!?!?!111!!!!!11111!!1
Primary levels: Low level, but even high levels can succomb to the temptation.
Behavior: If they need help with a quest......they scream. :P They usually target higher levels but can attack anyone. They usually need help with a fairly easy quest and they just cant figure it out.
Solution: Either help them, or tell them politely that you dont have the time. DON"T CALL THEM A NOOB!!!!!!!! this will cause them to become enbittered.
Danger Zones: Around major quest locations
Perosnal fanclub
Primary levels: Lower levels usually
Behavior: When you are high combat you can always expect to be looked up to by newbies. If your a rather famous player, it gets worse. Hordes of newbies could come and swarm you. There annoying, but they look up to you as a role model.
Solution: Single fan: TAke it as a compliment, they look up to you as a role model! Be polite and give them tips on how to get better.
Mass Attack/Crowd Crush: Don't run!!! Contrary to popular belief this is about the worst thing you can do. Tele a few times and then switch worlds. If your in a confined space Run up a ladder and quickly back down again,then tele
Danger Zones: Fally east and square, Catherby fishing spots, Seers willows, yew, and magic trees.
More next post
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First: Vampire Slayer: It was well.....memorable
FAvorite: The Feud: it was just soooo fun. My and my fridn did it together when I was level 45 or so.
Least Favorite: Itchlarin's Little Helper: Nothing was hard except that damn pyramid. #-o
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700k or so. :oops:
Most I ever had was 5.6M after a day of staking.
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Nice guide!!!
Short sweet and to the point!
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No way noob! Man that feels good.
But seriously, I might do it put I would probobly have a guilty consious forever.
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CHAPTER 2: WOODCUTTING
Snake gave noob a bronze woodcutting ax and took noob to the woods. In the woods, noob saw a group of noobs wood chopping a yew.
"Hi guys what clan are you in?" the noobs gave no response.
"Those are MACROERS noob. Thats a big word! Can you say it?" asked Snake.
"MACROERS"
"Good for you...now lets cut that tree right there." Snake pointed at a normal tree and the noob went to the tree and began to chop. The tree started wobbling and shaking. Noob fell to the ground crying. Some random guy got an ax head plunged between his eyes as it flew through the air.
Snake walked up to the guy and pulled the ax head out of the head. Snake walked up to the ent and said "Screw Off" calmly. The ent shriveled and died. The noob had his thumb in his mouth and was rolling on the ground crying.
"Did scary ent hurt you noob?" Snake asked sweetly.
"No! B..B..But i am go..gon..gonna have ni..ght..mare..s"
"Oh poor noob! Give me the goddamn axe handle!"
"Here" and the noob placed it in Snakes hand. Snake fitted the pieces together and told the noob to try again.
The noob started cutting the tree. A log fell from the tree. The noob picked it up and just when he put his head up a log hit his head and knocked him out.
"Goddamn it, now what...Jagex has never made this type of update. What a stupid random!! I know what to do."
Snake picked up noob and took him to the wizards tower bridge and threw him over. Noob splashed up from the water and started yelling at Snake.
"You dirtbag!!!"
"Come on out lets try this one more time."
Noob splashed and screamed all the way to the shore and Snake picked him up by the scruf of the neck and handed him his ax back.
"One more try! If you screw up we move on to something else."
Noob went to the tree and chopped until he finally cut it down.
"Ow...MY FOOT!!!" a level 56 walked up to noob." I'm gonna kick your [wagon]!"
"Yeah right" Snake walked up to the 56 and threw him into a tree and plunged a sword into his stomach. His last dying words were "What type of sword?"
"It's a dragon scimmy." Snake then pulled his sword out and suddenly noticed noob talking to someone. Snake walked up to them.
"Whats your name?"
"Ash and i am gonna give this guy 2 mil for the wine of zamorak."
"It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!!" siad noob.
"Your a scammer aren't you?" asked Snake
"Yeah...i've had a ton of people ban me and I just get a day off of the game or something then come back and keep going"
"Whats a scammer?" asked noob.
TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPETER 3: SCAMMERS!
NEED MORE BIOS! Please send me some more and ideas for new chapters!!
ROFL!!!! you know i can make u member 4 phr33 right?!?! :XD: :XD: :XD:
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Ive found that emptying a full container of Eez-e-Cheez in there car on a hot day makes for a laugh. :XD:
Or just randomly walk up and whack something of theres. :-w
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I bleive no matter how time has it Marxism is two things
1. Good in theory
2. Bad in practice.
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Well, we don't like him either! :D
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Yeah, I agree with that. Except for the one bus driver I had who was a racist. I mooned her on the last day, and ran for my life :XD:
Worst decision ever made that affected your rs career?
in Questionnaires
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Going pking with full rune, d long, dds, wealth and glory.
I worked forever for that stuff! :boohoo:
(I was level 66 so dont laugh)