I thought this was pretty funny. I'm a webmaster/internet helper guy at a library, to help set the scene of this prank.

 

 

 

SN Omitted (12:15:21 pm): waz good mofo

 

Diamhea2 (12:15:36 pm): work

 

Diamhea2 (12:15:44 pm): hold on, I have to get up for a minute someone is here to fix the printer brb

 

SN Omitted (12:15:47 pm): k

 

SN Omitted (12:16:52 pm): tell me when ur done

 

Diamhea2 (12:16:53 pm): AmpedRedBull

 

Diamhea2 (12:17:09 pm): Hi, This Is Cyrus, I'm Fixing The Printer Here At Northville Library

 

Diamhea2 (12:17:47 pm): Are You There

 

SN Omitted (12:17:52 pm): yes

 

Diamhea2 (12:18:12 pm): What Are Your Thoughts On Macro Evolution

 

SN Omitted (12:18:18 pm): idk wtf that is

 

Diamhea2 (12:18:32 pm): Huh?

 

SN Omitted (12:18:37 pm): what is that

 

Diamhea2 (12:18:38 pm): What Is IDK, And WTF

 

SN Omitted (12:18:58 pm): i dont know and what the f***

 

Diamhea2 (12:19:21 pm): Darn, The Language, AmpedRedBull, Its Very Un Becoming Of A Young Lad

 

SN Omitted (12:19:31 pm): young lad?

 

Diamhea2 (12:19:35 pm): Your Buddy Won't Be Back For A Few Minutes He Had To Go Upstairs

 

SN Omitted (12:19:45 pm): are u a robot?

 

Diamhea2 (12:19:52 pm): Pak Chooie, Wha?

 

SN Omitted (12:20:03 pm): whats pak chooie?

 

Diamhea2 (12:20:19 pm): Pak Chooie Unf, I Sneeze

 

SN Omitted (12:20:34 pm): are u a robot?

 

Diamhea2 (12:20:34 pm): Robots Don't Sneeze, See?

 

SN Omitted (12:20:41 pm): no

 

SN Omitted (12:20:47 pm): are u a robot though

 

Diamhea2 (12:20:49 pm): I'm A Printer Tech Nician

 

Diamhea2 (12:20:52 pm): No I'm Real

 

Diamhea2 (12:21:07 pm): As Real As You, Friend

 

 

SN Omitted (12:21:16 pm): ur a real person

 

SN Omitted (12:21:18 pm): ??????

 

Diamhea2 (12:21:30 pm): As Real As You, AmpedRedBull

 

SN Omitted (12:21:52 pm): gfu

 

Diamhea2 (12:21:59 pm): So, What Are Your Thoughts On Macro Evolution?

 

Diamhea2 (12:22:05 pm): I Only Have A Moment Left

 

SN Omitted (12:22:26 pm): ok

 

Diamhea2 (12:22:31 pm): Damn It, Hes Coming Back

 

Diamhea2 (12:22:40 pm): Hurry, Whats Your Phone Number, Lets Meet Up Some Time

 

 

 

I "return"...

 

 

 

Diamhea2 (12:22:56 pm): sorry about that

 

Diamhea2 (12:23:03 pm): he closed my chat windows out, wtf?

 

SN Omitted (12:23:11 pm): lmao wtf was that?

 

Diamhea2 (12:23:18 pm): was he talking to you>?

 

SN Omitted (12:23:24 pm): Diamhea2 (12:22:07 PM): Damn It, Hes Coming Back

 

 

 

Diamhea2 (12:22:16 PM): Hurry, Whats Your Phone Number, Lets Meet Up Some Time

 

SN Omitted (12:23:30 pm): unless u said that

 

Diamhea2 (12:23:30 pm): he looked like a robot, like he just stared into space

 

Diamhea2 (12:23:35 pm): LOL WTF

 

SN Omitted (12:23:43 pm): yeah

 

Diamhea2 (12:23:53 pm): what a weirdo

 

SN Omitted (12:23:54 pm): what do u mean it looked like a robot

 

Diamhea2 (12:24:11 pm): like..its hard to explain

 

Diamhea2 (12:24:14 pm): he walked really stiff

 

Diamhea2 (12:24:19 pm): and didn't say anything,

 

SN Omitted (12:24:26 pm): wtf?

 

Diamhea2 (12:24:28 pm): and his eyes never moved

 

SN Omitted (12:24:47 pm): isnt ur comp like behind a desk?

 

Diamhea2 (12:24:56 pm): its at a desk ,correct

 

Diamhea2 (12:25:07 pm): I had to go help a person out

 

SN Omitted (12:25:16 pm): then why is hte person like behind it?

 

Diamhea2 (12:25:16 pm): JESUS

 

Diamhea2 (12:25:21 pm): JESUS GOD

 

SN Omitted (12:25:23 pm): dONT LET HIM COME BAK

 

Diamhea2 (12:25:28 pm): the printer is under the desk

 

SN Omitted (12:25:33 pm): and

 

Diamhea2 (12:25:37 pm): hes threatening one of my coworkers

 

SN Omitted (12:25:46 pm): waitis it a real person?

 

Diamhea2 (12:26:46 pm): I DON'T KNOW WE JUST CALLED THE COPS

 

Diamhea2 (12:26:56 pm): dude, I'm crouching under the desk

 

SN Omitted (12:26:57 pm): thats [bleep]ed up

 

Diamhea2 (12:26:59 pm): holy [cabbage]s

 

SN Omitted (12:27:25 pm): are they coming?

 

Diamhea2 (12:27:40 pm): yeah the police station is next door

 

Diamhea2 (12:27:48 pm): I think hes upstairs now

 

SN Omitted (12:27:49 pm): how long til they get thier?

 

Diamhea2 (12:28:11 pm): any minute, any minute...[cabbage] hes coming back down, hes yelling, he SOUNDS like a robot!

 

SN Omitted (12:28:29 pm): wtf how bout u [bleep]ing cap his [wagon]

 

Diamhea2 (12:28:45 pm): DUDE, THEY JUST TAZERED HIM

 

SN Omitted (12:29:01 pm): wtf

 

Diamhea2 (12:29:11 pm): it didn't affect him AT ALL, he just ran out the back door

 

SN Omitted (12:29:21 pm): [cabbage] man they shnould have shot his [wagon]

 

Diamhea2 (12:29:22 pm): hold on I have to go with the rest of the staff and hide in the staff room ill brb real soon

 

SN Omitted (12:29:30 pm): I DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM

 

 

 

Diamhea2 has gone offline.

 

i cant see the robot :oops:

I like how you omitted his SN, but left it in a good 3-4 times in the text. :lol:

 

 

 

INTELLIGENCE FTW!

I like how you omitted his SN, but left it in a good 3-4 times in the text. :lol:

 

 

 

INTELLIGENCE FTW!

 

 

 

There were numbers at the end that I swiftly removed.

I like how you omitted his SN, but left it in a good 3-4 times in the text. :lol:

 

 

 

INTELLIGENCE FTW!

 

 

 

There were numbers at the end that I swiftly removed.

 

 

 

Boooo.

 

 

 

Well, whoever's name it is, they're a total tool. Red Bull tastes like urine-sand and...Yea.

I like how you omitted his SN, but left it in a good 3-4 times in the text. :lol:

 

 

 

INTELLIGENCE FTW!

 

 

 

There were numbers at the end that I swiftly removed.

 

 

 

Boooo.

 

 

 

Well, whoever's name it is, they're a total tool. Red Bull tastes like urine-sand and...Yea.

 

 

 

Thats exactly why I chose him for this, haha.