The Ardougne Invasion

[skreeran1]

On September 5th, I plan to lead an army to attack Ardougne. By waging war I mean killing NPCs, setting fires, and looting the stalls. I know it may sound cruel, but I have sent a letter to King Lathas informing him that I know aoubt his evil plans and that he must turn over his kingdom to me, a pure-hearted Kanderinian of noble descent, or I will make war. I do not believe he will agree to my terms, and that is why I plan to invade.

 

 

 

Here's a copy of my letter:

 

 

 

 

 

Dear (soon to be former) King Lathas,

 

 

 

 

 

"It has come to my attention that you are using your royal powers for evil, (I do indeed know about your plot to summon Zamorak). I know for a fact (confirmed by the Curator of the Varrock Musuem and Reldo, the Royal Historian of Misthalin, and Jorral, the Curator of the small, but accurate Musuem of Ardougne that has recently been installed into the outpost outside the city limits) that your ancestors wanted to rule as a power of good in the world. I too come from Kandarin, from a noble family, as well, (confirmed by the Royal Herald of Asgarnia)."

 

 

 

"I write to you now to tell you that I am relieving you of your position. You have lost your right to rule in abusing your authority to violate your ancestors' wishes, and thus kingship should be passed to a man of worthy blood and laurels. Hand over the Kingdom and all kingly powers to me or I will make war. I do not wish to slay the people of my country, but if war is necessary to right your wrongs, then so be it."

 

 

 

"I will be ready to attack as soon as September 5th if you choose to defy me. My anchor and I shall be waiting."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yours unyieldingly,

 

 

 

 

 

Skreeran1

 

The (soon to be) King of Kandarin

 

 

 

 

 

The event will be 5:00 PM-6:00 PM, September 5th, World 115.

[RichieMcD]

haha, that sounds like it could be funny. what time zone do u mean by 5-6 pm, general or american

[snowager286]

september?? thats a ways away. :P

[tvilingen]

sounds like it could be funny.. ill come if i can..