Drake was at the general store in lumbridge that day, he bought his map of the runescape world and began to scan over it. He walked out of the store with his face hidden behind the map.

 

 

 

A few feet away a noob was screaming.

 

 

 

"Bloody He-!" the noob was slit by his own axe the tree and was jetted outward by the ent, just missing drake by inches and sticking in some wood by the general store. Drake looked at the dead noob with a wide expression of fear, he wasnt ready to die after he had made his first few cents of gold. He began to dash tword a place on the map called 'varrock'. Then a branch sliced the map in two, Drake was stupified as he looked up at the immensely tall Ent.

 

 

 

The tree flung it self at Drake but he rolled out of the way, just missing some sharp twigs and needles.

 

 

 

"hey bark face! eat this!" Somebody began throwing steel knifes at it, the tree simply absorbed them and stabbed him in the heart with a twig, shishkababing him as the tree rose up again. Drake started to run over the bridge when all of the sudden a branch grabbed his right foot.

 

 

 

"ack!" said Drake, crying out in massive pain. his tooth had jabbed his gum hard and his mouth was bleeding uncontrollably. As the trail of blood continued while the tree dragged him farther away from sanctuary, he became unconsious from shock. The tree then slit his throat and tossed him carelessly into the river.

wow this is more realistic then jagex would want

If jagex cant handle reality, then i guess thats why they are making runescape...