Saradomin_Warrior Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 ~NOTE: that i am spoof-ing "bring bruce springsteen into runescape" You should'nt take this serious,just like the orginal topic,i just wanna get my point through, thank you! The eminem Random Event Suggestion The Runescape Community has been in a downward slide now for well over two years, with an increase of macros and scamming. The reason? People are looking for the easiest possible way to make a living. The following suggestion is NOT a way to prevent any scam artists or macros, but a way to help them try and go down the right path after they've been caught. The First Step Picture yourself going into your private message center on the Runescape website and find a new message. It reads something along the lines of: "Your account has been reported for scamming on multiple occasions. However, because of your clean record before your scamming incidents, the Jagex Staff has given you one last chance to set yourself down the right path. You will be under the tutelage of the one and only eminem, the Rapper!" Logging In Once logging into the game, you find yourself in the hood of the one and only Emin3m! Before you can even move, he begins a conversation about the importance of earning on honest living like he did and waiting for your chance to make something of yourself. He will then give you a task which requires you to use one of your non combat skills, like mining or fishing. His tasks will make you get a certain amount of raw materials and return it to him. The raw material will be something you can gather and nothing that requires you to level up. The Dramatic Conclusion After gathering the raw materials, you must bring them to eminem's home in the Lumbridge castle. In a shocking move, he turns down your offer to him, but instead he tells you to show him that you really changed. Confused at first, you try to find different ways to show him that you are a new man (or gal) through dancing, running around in circles, etc, but eventually right click on Bruce to find that you can showcase your "Mad dogg" to him! Once you do this, Bruce gives you a big hand-shake and tells you that you truly are a Born pimp of Runescape, and after a few words of encouragement, allows you to go on your way in the world of ****** ******* Runescape! Why EMIN3M? That's a very good question with a simple answer. This idea has been in my head for a long time. No, not improving Runescape through a Gang-related NPC, but adding Eminem into ****** *******Runescape. I think he is the perfect addition to Runescape, and now that I actually figured out a purpose for him I believe he will fit in nicely with the likes of King Roland, the Wizard Mizgog, Yo MOM and the rest of the gang! -Emerson END NOTES AND DISCLAMER!!!!! READ BEFOR POSTING!!!!!! Ok look, i dont wanna piss any1 off but this topis is as much crap as bruce springsteen is well.... we will say "bruce like" this topic took effort to mafe, dont screw it up! and thanks to ryan for the topic and baseline that i stole without his discreson please dont say anything :-$ :-$ :-$ It wouldnt be runescape without Jagex screwing up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeda45 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 LOL!!! This thread demonstrates the stupidity of the other well. You still have bruce springsteen Why Bruce Springsteen? Here, though. LAWL!!! If you jump into a river in Paris, you're insane. If you jump into a river in Egypt, you're in denial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Warrior Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 opps ill change that... It wouldnt be runescape without Jagex screwing up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 If you haven't quite noticed yet, Runescape is placed back in the Mid-Evil times, not the times with your "wanabee black rappers". Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Warrior Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 dont you get it? im spoofing "bring bruce springsteen into runescape" Learn to read the disclamer #-o -.- :-s :-s :shame: =; :| :o :? It wouldnt be runescape without Jagex screwing up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Then this is considered spam which I shall report... Now. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Warrior Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 you are such a kiss-up It wouldnt be runescape without Jagex screwing up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 No I'm really not, I happen to like these forums and don't feel like having them turn into the Runescape Official Forums. So if your going to suggest childish things that would NEVER EVER happen may I add, please just go to RSOF? Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Warrior Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 Oh my god you are so slow!!!!!!! Im simply making fun of a stupid idea and showing how its not gunna happen!!! It wouldnt be runescape without Jagex screwing up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Which makes it spam.. Honestly come on just admit your wrong. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Warrior Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 i put it here so the people who posted on the bruce springsteen form would see it It wouldnt be runescape without Jagex screwing up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 WHICH MAKES IT SPAM. This thread has no real meaning. My god, IT'S SPAM! Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Warrior Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 no it dosent and saying "whitch makes it spam" is Spam !!!!!!! It wouldnt be runescape without Jagex screwing up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robgrout Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 i cant stand rap "music" if you can evern call it that id rather cut my ears off irl than hear about 5min of it ........ it wouldnt evern fit into the rs setting and would compleatly reck the game i hope you get band from rs tipit and any other rs related thing you do to stop stupid sugestions like this - id like to bet you havent played rs very long.......... aka..... (you know what you are) if any1 other than the auother of this thread thinks am being to mean/flameing more than he deserves then i will edit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subtle_rune Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Please don't spam or rip somebody else's suggestion. Locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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