*liking the dirt shower, dances around in the falling bits of earth*

*throws a rotten tomato at Psycho*

*the tomato hits me in the eye, the citric acid blinding me*

there's citric acid in tomatoes???

 

 

 

*throws a waterballoon at Psycho*

*unfortunately the water balloon is full of lemon juice, my eyes burn even more*

so long as you aren't wearing a white t-shirt when im throwing waterballoons

 

 

 

*puts Psycho in a headlock*

*slips free of the headlock, my face slippery with lemon juice and tears*

*tickles Psycho* he cries some more

*gets lemon juice and tomato gunk in your eyes as I shake my head clean*

*my glasses protect my eyes* I love glasses!!

 

 

 

[its fortunate that i took off my contacts earlier today...]

*slaps your glasses off your face and runs away as you blindly search for them*

*as I search for my glasses.... my hands start touching people innapropriately.* someone give me my glasses or else i'll wring this off!!!!!!!!

 

*no one answers... so I wring..... then I discover it's Psycho's....* Eeeeeeew!!!! I got his ear!!!!!!!

*you find a quarter*

*is happy she gots money*

*chases you down to get my quarter back, having been saving that ever since I was 2*

*runs away. hides her lucky quarter*

 

I'M RIIICH!!!!!!!1

Like hell you are! *you run into a snare trap I set up 16 years ago for exactly this purpose*

*I chew my leg off and escape... then I grow my leg back using stem cells.*

*tells pro life people that someone somewhere is using cells (which could or could not have been used to create a hypothetical-non-existent newborn) to improve the quality of their own life, which infuriates them*

unfortunately they never find me. *hugs psycho*

*squirms free of your grip and glomps you, even though I have no idea what glomping is*

glomping - wehn you forcefully hug someone... in a tight grip that they cannot wriggle out of.. and... not so tight as to actually hurt the person.

 

 

 

*blushes* at psycho glomping me. :oops:

*stops glomping you, thinking that its the weirdest name for a hug that I ever did hear, then kicks you in the shin, lest you think I've gone soft!*

*glomps psycho* :lol:

Gah! *squirms free and runs away*