THE RANDOM SHOW: BLUE JAY FILES (NEW POLL!!!)

[Harakiri]

WOW... I got my computer to work long enough for me to write another fun adventure!

 

 

 

THE NOOB POLICE NEED MONEY!

 

A BLUE JAY FILES SPECIAL EVENT

 

 

 

Blue Jays attempt:

 

 

 

Voice: THIS IS...Jeopardy.

 

Him: I am Archimage and today we will figure out random and pathetically hard questions. Blue Jay gets first choice.

 

Blue: I pick stopping noobs for 100.

 

Him: These people are police, specializing in stopping noobs.

 

Blue: Uh, the Bush Administration?

 

 

 

AS YOU CAN SEE HIS FIRST ATTEMPT DID NOT WORK.

 

 

 

Voice: WELCOME TO THE PRICE IS RIGHT!

 

Him: I am Archimage and this is the Price is Right. Here is our first item up for bid.

 

Voice: This beautiful blue police box that seems to be unlockable.

 

Audience: OOOOOOHHHHHH!!

 

Voice: Its uh, Blue and Uh...just bid!

 

Blue: 500 fivers Archimage.

 

Him: What?

 

Blue: Learn your math.

 

Him: Learn to play.

 

Some guy: You guys need to learn to not take things that are not yours!

 

Him: Who are you?

 

Some guy: The doctor.

 

Him: How'd you get in? What is that?

 

Some guy: A sonic screwdriver.

 

Him: Whats it...Ouch.

 

Some guy: Oh, hello. He is just knocked out. And i would run if I were you.

 

Blue: You are funny.

 

Some guy: Bye then.

 

Robot: EXTERMINATE!

 

 

 

BLUE ESCAPED BY THROWING A RACCOON AT THE GARBAGE CAN SHAPED THING.

 

 

 

SNAKES ATTEMPT:

 

 

 

Him: Welcome back to wheel of fortune. The clue is "Saying".

 

PLEASE

 

-UCK

 

ME

 

--

 

Him: Snake would you like to answer?

 

Snake: Uh. ***************************

 

Audience: Oh my god!

 

Him: NO NO NO!

 

Snake: What?

 

Him: There go our ratings. Ann you want to answer?

 

Ann: Please tuck me in?

 

Him: Thats right!

 

 

 

SNAKES SECOND ATTEMPT:

 

 

 

Snake: Step right up. Lots of fun! Play my slot machine.

 

Kid: Can I try mom?

 

Mom: After me honey.

 

 

 

AFTER 50 ATTEMPTS:

 

 

 

Mom: This is rigged!

 

Snake: Why do you say that?

 

Mom: The slots don't even move when I pull the lever!

 

Snake: Oh, well, I gotta go.

 

 

 

MY ATTEMPT:

 

 

 

Me: I am ready for this fight.

 

Sumo: [garden tool] Hee Ha!

 

Me: Grr!

 

Sumo: GRRRR!

 

 

 

I AM IN THE MIDDLE:

 

).)

 

 

 

Goodbye dear world.

 

 

 

CONTINUE GIVING US YOUR SPARE CRAP AND MORE NORMAL STORIES COMING NEXT...AS LONG AS WE GET SOME STUFF. AND THANKS FOR THE BOX OF AIR ARCHI...REALLY USEFUL.

[Bluejayfan94]

Hmmm... How much is 28 Million German Marks? And you used money as scrap paper :shock: :shock:

 

 

 

Total

 

28 Million German Marks, 1k, a new chapter (already payed?), and a magic box of air. 8-)

 

 

 

Oh no!! The noob police will pay the Sumo to not kill ratchet :D

 

 

 

Oh and Ratchet, wheres my cookie? :anxious: :-k =P~

[archimage_a]

Well the story goes that two women were walking along with two baskets of money. They put them down to buy some eggs, but when they came back someone had stolen the baskets and left the money...

 

 

 

A) Its heavily out of date and you can't get it changed up...

 

B) There are so many its not even a collectors item

 

C) 1 Rentenmark = 1:10000000000000 Papiermark

 

D) 1 United States dollar = 4.2 RentenMarks

 

 

 

Which means approximately 42 Hundred Billion(or 4.2 Trillion, depending on the country) Marks made 1 Dollar.

 

So I am guessing that 28 million...wasn't exactly alot....

[Harakiri]

THE RANDOM SHOW

 

THE BLUE JAY FILES

 

(Don't think I write this from my mothers basement)

 

 

 

It was the day we had been waiting for. Castle Wars day. Noob Police against the police. We would win.

 

 

 

Once we were on our separate teams, the battle began.

 

 

 

Him: O.K people we have to devise a plan.

 

Me: Kill everyone in our way as we steal the flag.

 

Him: No. We will all defend our flag.

 

Me: Don't we want someone getting the enemies flag?

 

Him: Yeah, you.

 

Me: ME?

 

Him: ARE YOU DEAF? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

 

Me: YES!

 

Him: Good.

 

 

 

And so the battle began. I grabbed some band aids.

 

 

 

Him: What the hell are you doing?

 

Me: Getting some band aids.

 

Him: What the hell are you?

 

Me: A human.

 

Him: No other than that.

 

Me: A mammal.

 

Him: NO!

 

Me: For gods sake man I am not deaf.

 

Him: WHAT?

 

Me: Go away.

 

 

 

I exited and fled down stairs.

 

 

 

Him: Why are you taking the stairs?

 

Me: To get down.

 

Him: Only old people use stairs.

 

Me: Than what do you use?

 

Him: Ladders.

 

Me: Really?

 

Him: Yeah watch.

 

 

 

He walked out of the room we started off on.

 

 

 

Him: Damn! I should have known that you don't slide down it.

 

 

 

I ran down the stairs only to meet a barricade.

 

 

 

Me: Which [wagon] put this here?

 

Him: Me!

 

Me: Why?

 

Him: To protect our flag.

 

Me: Oh god here comes someone!

 

Him: Where? Oh please don't! AUGH!

 

Bad guy: Ha HA HA!

 

Me: I am gonna kill you!

 

Him: No I am...

 

Bad Guy: How the hell do you trip over a barricade?

 

Me: I don't know! Hay, Blue Jay tipped it over! I have escaped!

 

Bad Guy: And I shall sill you!

 

Snake: Hay look everyone I am Legolas.

 

 

 

Snake was acting stupid and sliding down the stairs on his shield. He at the bottom step he flew threw the air and somehow the shield decapitated the bad guy.

 

 

 

I ran up to the wall and saw our mages. And Blue Jay.

 

 

 

Him: Come on! Help us attack!

 

Me: I can't use range or mage!

 

Him: Well, neither can I!

 

Me: How are you helping then!

 

Him: By doing what Yu-Gi-Ohs friends do.

 

Me: What? Be gay?

 

Him: No! Encourage him!

 

Me: With what?

 

Him: Watch. Go young man go...what are you doing? Don't kill him he is one of ours.

 

Baddie: You are aware I am a bad guy.

 

Him: Maybe.

 

 

 

This ended with Blue Jay's death. But upon return...

 

 

 

Him: You killed me!

 

Baddie: And I will again.

 

Him: No you won't!

 

Baddie: Band-Aids?

 

Him: Yup.

 

Baddie: How nice of you to patch me up...my eyes!

 

Him: Ha, now lets use this cannonball...

 

Baddie: What? OH PLEASE DON'T!

 

Him: Bye Bye.

 

Baddie: Bye Bye? who says that any... AUGGHHHHH!

 

 

 

Blue Jay stuffed the cannonball down that guys throat. He chocked to death. The next phase:

 

 

 

Him: You.

 

Me: Me?

 

Him: No you?

 

Me: Yes that is me.

 

Him: No not me i am addressing you.

 

Me: Who?

 

Him: Close, You.

 

Me: What?

 

Him: A little off.

 

Me: Huh?

 

Him: No...

 

Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

 

Him: God, I am just trying to teach you something.

 

Me: I DON'T NEED LESSONS FROM YOU! WHY ARE YOU ACTING STRANGELY THIS EPISODE? You guys are usually less stupid.

 

Him: Now then. Heres the plan. We will launch the catapult like so.

 

 

 

He set it off with a rock in it.

 

 

 

AUGHH!

 

 

 

Me: Good God! You killed one of our own guys.

 

Him: So?

 

Me: Don't you care.

 

Him: Whats it matter to you?

 

Me: Whats the plan?

 

Him: We will shoot you at the enemies base! Grab their flag!

 

Me: O.K. Just don't aim me somewhere else.

 

Him: We will try.

 

Me: You saying that is reassuring.

 

Him: Really? Thank you.

 

Me: You know I am being sarcastic?

 

Him: Whats that mean?

 

Me: Look it up in a dictionary.

 

Him: Whats that mean?

 

Me: Just shoot me off!

 

 

 

And thus the chronicles of the noob police vs. the police fires up. Prepare for more next episode. The first part of the battle of the police is on!

[Harakiri]

No replys to my previous post? Where is everyone?

 

 

 

THE RANDOM SHOW

 

THE BLUE JAY FILES

 

(Another episode brought to you by: The Brain Disease Research Clinic. Blue Jay Files is a fine reason to donate money to us.)

 

 

 

 

 

I was soaring in midair. A sensation that only a bird should feel. WEE!

 

 

 

AT THE OTHER CASTLE:

 

Him: What the hell is that?

 

Him2: I think thats a giant lump of dung.

 

Him: Really?

 

Him2: Yeah.

 

 

 

Well I made it and fought valiantly until I died by some guy gagging me with rope.

 

 

 

Him: You came back?

 

Me: Yup.

 

Him: Wheres the flag?

 

Me: Up my [wagon].

 

Him: Really? Can I check?

 

Me: Burn in hell.

 

Him: O.K.

 

 

 

So I decided to run upstairs, but there were like 20 barricades in the way.

 

 

 

Me: You set these up did you not?

 

Him: No that was Snake.

 

Me: Where is he?

 

Him: I dunno.

 

 

 

In the distance:

 

 

 

Snake: Defend Helms Deep!

 

 

 

Me: Why does he all of a sudden have an interest in the Lord Of the Rings.

 

Him: He does? Well, the original was better.

 

Me: There was no original movie.

 

Him: Yeah there was.

 

Me: The book.

 

Him: Yeah. Now that was some good stuff there.

 

Me: Can you even read?

 

Him: No, my dad used to tell me stories.

 

Me: Which one is he telling you now?

 

Him: The Lion, The [bleep], and the Wardrobe.

 

Me: -.- ... Uh, your dad still reads you stories?

 

Him: Yeah.

 

Me: About a [bleep] and a wardrobe?

 

Him: And a lion fur coat.

 

Me: Are you in any way gay?

 

Him: You wish!

 

 

 

I was about to scream until Snake ran up the stairs.

 

 

 

Him: What is it Snake?

 

Me: Yeah!

 

Snake: No, "Yeah" is not what is going on. we did to get under the castle.

 

Him: O.K.

 

Snake: Follow me...

 

 

 

CRASH.

 

 

 

Snake: Man, I think I broke my leg. I will try to move using the one I did not break...

 

 

 

CRUNCH

 

 

 

Snake: Oh god...the pain.

 

 

 

Me: What the hell was that?

 

Snake: I am back from a very painful death.

 

Me: What the hell has happened?

 

Snake: Well, I tripped and...

 

Me: No! What has happened to everyone?

 

Snake: Oh god, everyone else.

 

Him: We must save them!

 

Bad guy: You will not!

 

Him: Holy lordie! The CHIEF OF POLICE!

 

 

 

TO BE CONTINUED

[Unoalexi]

hmmm. I never given this story a kitten grade..

 

 

 

Eleven kittens out of ten(Is that even possible?! :shock: )

 

The kittens love your story.. -.- I think its the little random funny parts that really add to it's quality, the references and proper grammar too!.(quality attracts kittens)

[Bluejayfan94]

Which means approximately 42 Hundred Billion(or 4.2 Trillion, depending on the country) Marks made 1 Dollar.

 

So I am guessing that 28 million...wasn't exactly alot....

 

AWWWWWW

 

 

 

Anyways, sorry ratchet, my Xbox 360 and Xbox Live got me AGAIN :roll:

 

Anyways again, GO KITTENS!!

[Harakiri]

THE RANDOM SHOW:

 

EPISODE 1

 

Randomness is good

 

 

 

Hello and welcome to the first normal episode of the random show. Today, we explore politics and other amazing things. Mostly stuff you could give a pigs [wagon] about.

 

 

 

Our first topic is from a fan named:

 

 

 

ANONYMOUS

 

 

 

A great name and a better letter. He asked

 

 

 

DEAR RANDOM SHOW,

 

Can we see a skit of you making fun of Harry Potter?

 

 

 

Yes! We will make fun of Harry Potter. Here is: A Day in the office with the harry potter kids:

 

 

 

A DAY IN THE LIFE

 

OF THE DORKY KID

 

WHO'S A STUPID LOSER KID

 

THE CHOSEN ONE LIKE ANAKIN?

 

MUST MEAN HE IS GONNA COMMIT A SIN

 

HARRY POTTER IN THE OFFICE!!!!

 

 

 

Harry: I just finished my report to Gringotts about the mysterious disappearance of all that wizard money.

 

Ron: Its all right to say it Harry, I am over laughing when you say it.

 

Harry: Fine. The person who made the money disappear stole all the knuts.

 

Ron: Ha HA HA! You said...

 

Harry: We need to be more mature.We are 36 years old and well...

 

Ron: Harry, you are a true dork.

 

Harry: Why did you say that?

 

Ron: I just had to let it go after all these years.

 

Harry: Oh yeah, well I slept with Hermione one night a couple years ago.

 

Ron: My wife? Oh yeah, well I slept with your wife a couple weeks ago.

 

Harry: Ron, my wife is your sister.

 

RING!

 

Harry: Hullo?

 

Ginny: Harry, I am pregnant.

 

Harry: Excuse me while I tell Ron something...Hay Ron, your youngest daughter is mine.

 

Ginny: What was that?

 

Harry: You heard me woman! Now then, DIE RON!

 

Ron: Can't we just exchange the kids to each other? OW! Your wussy dork punches are hurting me!

 

Ginny: You guys are magicians are you not?

 

Ron: OH YEAH!

 

Harry: I am not, I AM A WIZARD!

 

Ginny: Oh damn you and your role playing games Harry! Just because they call them Wizards in Dungeons and Dragons does not mean that that is what we are.

 

Jerry: Hi there. Jerry Springer here and...

 

THAT WAS QUITE RANDOM WAS IT NOT?

 

Jerry: Will you hush?

 

AND NOW FOR...

 

 

 

Him: Another skit? Oh excuse me a moment. Hi, my name is Gimli. Is your child throwing a party and you want one of those cute little midgets to come and do stupid things? Well DON'T ASK ME! I think you are abusing us...

 

 

 

Him: And now its time for blackmail! Hello, Mr. Jackson? Your wife is in the audience and we have a couple of people over there with her, about to break her finger. Now the only way to stop this is by sending 5,000,000 dollars to the following number.

 

 

 

Priest: I hate this show! So much sin!

 

Him: Hello I would like to get married.

 

Priest: Well I am married but divorce is not to hard.

 

Him: Well, I have a fiance...

 

Priest: Oh, well we can both divorce at the same time! Wouldn't that be exciting!

 

Him: I can break up with her, not divorce her.

 

Priest: You guys hate each other that much eh?

 

Him2: Excuse me priest but will you marry me?

 

Priest: Well, you will have to get in line sir. This gentleman here is gonna marry me and divorce can take a while.

 

 

 

 

 

=D> =D> WOOT!!! YAY!!! BRAVO!!!

 

 

 

Now for a last letter from:

 

 

 

YOUGUYSARESTUPID

 

 

 

It reads:

 

 

 

Dear Stupid People,

 

If you do not do a star wars spoof I will hate you forever.

 

 

 

Well here you go:

 

 

 

A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY CALLED HOLLYWOOD

 

STAR WARS

 

 

 

Lucas: My name is George Lucas and I am writing a new Star Wars movie titled:

 

 

 

STAR WARS: C3PO IS GAY?

 

 

 

Lucas: Reading this will tell you everything about 3P0. Including his favorite sport, favorite soap opera, favorite song, and favorite circuit to touch. Buy my book. You will anyway cuz' I just used the force on you! SUCKA!

 

 

 

Him: Lord Vader! He is not writing a book about you!

 

Vader: Lucas will pay!

 

Him: But where is his planet?

 

Vader: In the outer rim. Some Place called "EARTH"

 

Him: I have never heard of it sir.

 

Vader: It is a planet home to humanoids.

 

Him: So?

 

Vader: I am just trying to sound smart.

 

Him: Should we go to hyper space?

 

Vader: Lets.

 

Him: :-w Oh...here we are.

 

Vader: Get the storm troopers set!

 

 

 

Troop1: And then I said, "The only reason I am doing this interview is so I can get revenge on my family" and Vaders like "Who killed them?" And I am like "You". And thats how I ended up in the garbage compactor.

 

Troop2: Good story.

 

 

 

Troop3: Can I please squish them?

 

Troop4: No...Those are paid actors. They are trying to do a show...

 

Cameraman: I caught that on tape!

 

Troop3: Lets throw that guy in the compactor, who cares if we kill those two useless actors.

 

Troop4: Yeah!

 

 

 

Lucas: Oh My God! Vader has come for me!

 

Vader: Lucas come with me, write a book for me and I will train you in the ways of the dark side.

 

Emperor: get out of the way my stupid apprentice.

 

Lucas: My characters are...

 

Emperor: No we are not real, we are just figments of the force.

 

 

 

Lucas: What a terrible dream. Hay Blue Jay, roomie...

 

Emperor: Blue Jay, wake up.

 

Blue Jay: But you wiped me out last... Oh Georgie buddy...Uh...its not what you think. Kill him baby.

 

Lucas: AUGH! WAIT A MINUTE! THE SHOW IS OVER! THANK THE LORD!

 

 

 

THE END.

 

 

 

=D>

 

YAY WOOT YAY!

 

 

 

 

 

MORE RANDOMNESS NEXT EPISODE!

[Unoalexi]

LMAO! :XD:

 

 

 

Kittens-*squeak in delight*

 

 

 

I shall donate 1k kittens to the Noob Police!

[Xewleer]

the humor was not my kind... sorry... too crass and underdeveloped...

 

 

 

MY BRAIN JUMPED OUT THE BACK OF MY SKULL AS I READ THIS AND I HAD TO RUN AROUND AND CHASE IT! I FINALLY CAUGHT IT AFTER I WHACKED IT WITH A HAMMER! #gurgle...#

 

 

 

There, I can do it too.

[sephiroth_king]

LOL! To the Harry potter part. But your brand of comedy is otherwise not funny to me. Good job with that though, I need to quote the ginny part w/ dungeons and dragons... :lol:

[Harakiri]

NOW FOR A SHOW CALLED:

 

THE RANDOM SHOW

 

EPISODE 2

 

JUST ANOTHER EPISODE

 

 

 

Hello and welcome to another exciting and pathetically written episode of the random show. We will start by making fun of cartoons today. First, let us read this letter from:

 

 

 

CARTOONGUY

 

 

 

It reads:

 

 

 

MAKE FUN OF A CHILD ANIME!

 

 

 

That was a broad topic. Here are some of the best:

 

 

 

NARUTO:

 

Naruto: I will defeat you Master Kakashi, believe it.

 

Sasuke: Oh for gods sake will you shut up with that?

 

Naruto: What?

 

Sasuke: Saying Believe it all the time! You are beginning to sound like Yu-Gi-Oh when he is all like "Heart of the cards."

 

Naruto: Oh yeah? He says that more than I say believe it!

 

 

 

YU-Gi-OH:

 

Joey: What is it Yugi? You look like you are seeing your mom stripping in front of you!

 

Yugi: Someone just dissed the heart of the cards!

 

Tea: Well maybe if we put our hearts together...

 

Kaiba: Oh, shut up you annoying freak!

 

Tea: OH. My heart...

 

Kaiba: No more talking about hearts...you are so girly...go watch more Hello Kitty!

 

 

 

HELLO KITTY:

 

Cat: Hi everyone. Uh...Meow?

 

 

 

THUNDERCATS:

 

Cat1: I hear a cry for help!

 

Cat2: This show sucks.

 

Cat3: Why are we in this show anyway?

 

Cat1: We are getting paid a little less than minimum wage for doing this.

 

Cat3: Why do we need money?

 

Cat1: We live in a damn stone dungeon!

 

 

 

ONE PIECE:

 

Luffy: Gum-Gum...

 

Nami: Why the hell are you all obsessed with gum-gum?

 

Luffy: I don't know...

 

Nami: WHY DON'T I GET GUM-GUM?

 

Sanji: You can have my...

 

Zolo: This is a ************ kids show!

 

 

 

BO-BO-BO:

 

How the hell do we make fun of this show?

 

 

 

HIKARU NO GO:

 

Guy: Which freak had the idea for this?

 

Other Guy: A show about playing go...Now thats just plain stupid.

 

Guy: So are all the other ones about sports.

 

 

 

PRINCE OF TENNIS:

 

Kid: Why am I starring in a show about tennis? Isn't that kinda gay?

 

Me: Well you can blame the guy who writes these stupid as hell comics and T.V shows...

 

 

 

 

 

O.K...That is enough. Now then...Here is THE DOCTOR:

 

 

 

Doctor: Thank you for allowing me this interview.

 

Me: Why, you are welcome. Now what is your real name?

 

Doctor: The Doctor.

 

Me: You can tell me. I know about you man. Your Tardis...

 

Doctor: Oh crap!

 

Me: Don't point that sonic screwdriver at me!

 

Doctor: You are THE MASTER!

 

Me: No I am not, I am just a bloody A&E biography interviewer!

 

 

 

 

 

Now for something even more random:

 

 

 

JAMES BOND 007 in:

 

James Bond: I could not think up a cool title

 

 

 

Bond: M. How are you?

 

M: Fine except for my sex change. Turn from an old man to an even older woman.

 

Bond: That must of been painful...

 

M: Oh, Connery you old twit! How did they let you into this movie anyway?

 

Bond: I let myself in.

 

M: What just happened? Where did you go Bond?

 

Bond: Here I am.

 

M: Lazenby? By god...How did they let you back after that pitiful Bond movie?

 

Bond: I am not Lazenby.

 

M: Moore?

 

Bond: Yes. I am Moore.

 

M: What are you doin... You look so terrible since I saw you last 007!

 

Bond: How?

 

M: You are fat as hell! And that wart on your face has wrinkles...

 

Bond: Screw you M! We are leaving!

 

 

 

 

 

Now for something related to Runescape.

 

 

 

NOOBSCAPE:

 

 

 

Welcome to Noobscape. Formerly known as Runescape. Our Motto here is:

 

 

 

No matter who you are you are a noob in someones eyes.

 

 

 

Here in Noobscape you can partake in fun activities such as:

 

 

 

Castle Wars:

 

The war of flames begins. Flame people in order to allow your king to steal the enemies flag. And don't go crying in a corner you big wuss!

 

 

 

Al Kharid Duel Arena:

 

Come into the arena and fight against high level people! These people consider you a noob and want you to risk high amounts of money. Risk all your well deserved money here.

 

 

 

Tai Bwo Wanna Cleanup:

 

Thats right! You can now see how fast you can macro here! Macro as you chop teaks! No gate anymore! Just enter and whoever macros the fastest wins a jagex seal of macroing approval!

 

 

 

Pest Control:

 

The Noobs (You) Are fighting against the Choobs (may be you). Fight in very unfair challenges! Your macroer can now chop trees and use them to build a bonfire! They now get firemaking XP too!

 

 

 

The Wild:

 

More fun as you kill each other. Come to the wilderness agility course and kill people who don't have anything on them but food! Come to the abyss, where killing runecrafters is fun! And also come to the lever building, where you know you gotta stalker on your hands. This place is not suggested for macroers.

 

 

 

TOMMORROW:

 

NOOBSCAPE

 

MAKING FUN OF OTHER STUPID STUFF!

[Unoalexi]

Wewt wewt, THUDERCATS FTW!!!!

 

 

 

Kittens-Rawr!*squeak*

[Bluejayfan94]

LMAO! :XD:

 

 

 

Kittens-*squeak in delight*

 

 

 

I shall donate 1k kittens to the Noob Police!

 

LMAO :XD: :XD:

 

YAY WE GET 1000 KITTENS!!!

 

 

 

And, ummm, We dont have any money anymore...

 

We went out and bought the new Maroon 5 cd. :shame: :shame:

 

So I guess the total is 1k kittens :thumbsup:

 

Anyways, Sweet Randomness... : :

[Harakiri]

you guys answered back pretty fast.

[Bluejayfan94]

Well, Im not on Xbox Live today!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

And I never even knew when posted :shock:

[Harakiri]

This topic will be ended if I work on Snake and Noob some more. I also have another story in mind, but I don't know if it will interest any of my funny story readers. This one is serious and pretty violent. It is a terribly long series that I wrote for 5 years when I was a kid. The funny thing is...now that I look back at it, it was damn good for a kid. I don't know what anybody wants but this is a poll:

 

 

 

The blue jay files

 

Snake and Noob

 

Guns and swords (Series I mentioned)

 

 

 

Which two would you choose cuz I will not work on 3 stories everyday.

[Bluejayfan94]

Do we pm you?

[Harakiri]

Just post or Pm...I want my fans to have some input cuz they probably won't like my decision!

[Unoalexi]

So I guess I'll post my thoughts on here? Fine...

 

 

 

Guns and Swords- Seven kittens out of ten. Honestly, it was as if a cheesy Nicolas Cage movie(Ghostrider -.- ) and Anthony Horowitz got together and had babies, and you handed the result :shock: a plastic lightsaber... It was bloody, it was gutsy, but way too overdone; I hardly even know the characters, and you expect me to really care about what happens to them? You skipped to quickly from one part to the next, which made the action way to hard to follow.

 

 

 

Kitten- :wall:

 

Me- NO YOU IDIOTIC KITTEN! *pulls kitten away from wall* Apparently, the extensive therapy sessions had no affect! :ohnoes: Grr.. there goes ten thousand dollars down the toilet... -.-

 

 

 

Snake and Noob Remix- Hmmm.. Not bad, always good to have the Snake and Noob series back.. You did overdo this one just like Guns and Swords, however this actually makes it better in this case. I get a sarcastic, slightly over-the-top vibe from this story's action (somewhat like Hot Fuzz and Napoleon Dynamite), and that really adds to the humor, whereas in Guns and Swords your taking the same layout and attempting to be serious with it -.- Eight kittens out of ten.

 

 

 

"bloodied* Kitten- =D>

 

PETA member- *sees kitten* OMFG! Who did this to this poor creature!?

 

Me- You see, he has a little bit of a issue with walls..

 

PETA member- Your responsible!?

 

Me- No.. I was just trying to explain..

 

PETA member- *interrupts* YOUR RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENSLAVEMENT AND TORTURE OF MILLIONS!@!!!shiftplusone11!!!!!11!@! *doses me with bucket of blood* WE SPEAK FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES!

 

*bloodied* Kitten- :XD: *points*

 

Me- Go ahead and laugh you dumb kitten, next time I'll just let you run yourself into that wall!

 

 

 

 

 

Bluejay Files- Random Humor at it's finest! Eleven kittens out of ten!

 

Kittens- :mrgreen:

[Bluejayfan94]

Um Still No Opinion....

 

Let me read ur new one...