Harakiri Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Instead of putting the blue jay files on Snake and Noob we will have it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 GO to Snake and Noob for the originals and we will start a new series of them here. All kinds of things about the noob police and Blue Jay and Powerent is involved and noob watchers clubs and a whole lot more. Anyone can join in the fun and post random and funny stories about the Noob police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 I will start writing today after. The Nooby storyline will be redone into a 5 chapter supplement and more resources will be added soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 i cant wait for more Blue Jay files! the originals were funny :lol: Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 THE BLUE JAY FILES EPISODE 1 THE HISTORY OF THE NOOB POLICE In order for me to find out some history about the noob police I journeyed to Camelot. I was allowed entrance to the castle there and I met with Merlin, who recently was saved by an adventurer who destroyed the crystal he was trapped in. Me:What do you know of the Noob Police's history? Him: I have been trapped in that crystal for a while, who are the Noob police? Me: If you don't know who they are then why are you called the all knowing Merlin? Him: It makes me sound smart. After a few choice replies, King Arthur had me personally escorted out by Sir Robin and some singing fellow. The king said I had insulted Merlin by calling him the not knowing Merlin. Apparently, Merlin was only to be called that by Arthur: Him: You do not call the not knowing Merlin that! Me: Than why did you just call him that? Him:Because I am the King and I have known Merlin for some time. Me: Do you know anything of the noob police? Him: Did you ask Merlin? Me: :wall: So sir Robin escorted me out. Him: I can't believe you said that to his face. So mean of you. Some Guy: Brave Brave Sir Robin, thinks reporters mean, Brave Brave Brave Brave sir Robin. Him: Shut up! Some Guy: Brave Brave Sir Robin Told me to shut up, Brave Brave, Brave,Brave sir Robin. Him: Please escort yourself out, while I deal with this man. So, Merlin had no clue. So I left to go to Falador, where Archimages library resided. I would ask the smartest man on earth to help me on my search for history. I got there soon and it was quite a trip. Fans flocked after me. Once I entered the library, Archimage set me on a comfy seat and told me to tell him what I thought were on these cards. The cards had blotches of ink on them. Me: I am not here for a psychiatrist! Him: Well then what are you here for? Me: Knowledge. Him: Very well. What would you like the knowledge of? Me: The noob police. Him: Ha! If the noob police put their I.Q together they would still be stupider than an autoer. Me: Autoers are computers and those are smart. Him: Very funny. Ha. Me: What? Him: Did you know that the F.B.I have a place called Third Echelon where they train these spies called splinter cells to infiltrate the worlds most top secret places. The Russian embassy seems to have nukes hiding under it. Me: WHAT? Him: Oh, I was just saying how great a hacker I was. Me: Please teach me about the Noob police. Him: I have much better things to learn about than a bunch of buffoons who help people who cannot cope with, out of all things, Noobs!] So I would not get anything out of Archimage. I had to find someone. But who? Then it hit me. I would go to the noob police headquarters! The walk there was simple. The building was tall and rectangular. I entered to a sitting room where I read runesweek for a while. Then in came Blue Jay. Him: How you doing? Me: All right. Him: What you want to learn about? Our methods? Our weapons? Me: Your history. Him: Did you graduate college? Me: Yes why? Him: No wonder. Me: What? Him: Nothing. Me: So lets hear some history. Him: Well we started in the first age. Me: Any specific date? Him: No. And if there was I would not care. Me: What happened when it started? Him: Uh...what do you think? Me: I dunno. Him: I thought you graduated college. Me: I did. Him: Than you should have read it out of the history books. Me: I did not take history classes! Him: Than why do you care all of a sudden. Me: Its for a T.V show! Him: With that camera, looks like your taping a black and white no sound movie. AHAHAHAHAHA Me: What was that? Him: Oh, the history channel is making a documentary on the history of this place. Me: Why didn't you tell me you knew something about this place? Him: Because I don't! They have the college textbook. So my journey took me to the cells, where the history channel were taping a show on the jail. The camera man had the camera on a tripod and a history book in his hands. Him: Chapter 2 Jail Time. Me: Let me borrow that book. Him: No. Look man I am making a documentary. Me: Let me borrow it for my show. Him: Make me! Me: You are beginning to sound like a guy from those dreadful Snake and Noob stories. So many random bouts of fighting. Him: Did you know that the last chapter of Snake and Noob has been written. Me: Than what will happen to Snake and Noob? Him: Well, the author is now going to add the Noob police into the second god war and a surprise twist for ***** where he ********* ***** and ****** and his new job as a ********* ****** turns out to ****** ****. Me: You just gave the whole plot summary to me! There is no point in reading them anymore! Him: Sorry. Me: Just give me that book. Him: No way. Me: Come on. Him: No! A very amazing thing happened. The people liked the first episode! They wanted more randomness and wanted a better name than the blue jay files. It was then called. THE RANDOM SHOW: BLUE JAY FILES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Lol even I, with my terrible humor, couldn't help but laugh at that. It had everything that I wanted. =D> I don't know if I can compete with that... http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poh_tate_toe Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Wheres Ma cookie !!!!! Nvm i wanted a potato anyways. =D! ~ With wisdom comes power. With Potatoes comes gravy.=D ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unoalexi Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I ABSOLUTELY LOVED the Monty Python references! Perhaps the snake and noob series isn't dead after all!? :shock: :ohnoes: : *gives po_ta_toe a cookie-flavored potatoe Here be dragons ^ Dragon of the Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 THE BLUE JAY FILES (Now with 30% more WTF juice added) EPISODE 2 A completely random episode I was now on the lookout for signs of the noob polices whereabouts. It was gonna be one hell of a day when I caught up with Blue Jay. Him:I told you I don't know anything about our history. Me: No this episode is about your weapons. Him: Wow, I did not know you were that cool. Me: What do you mean? Him:Well, I thought you were a dork for liking history. Me: Do you read a bible of Saradomin? Him: Screw Saradomin. Me: WHAT? Then who do you pray to? Him: No one. I prayed everyday when I was a child and look where I am now! Me: Whats so bad about your job? Him: What isn't? Company picnics, company paperwork, the company football matches. Oh for gods sake the WHOLE COMPANY! Me: You said god...haha. And what the hell is football? Him: A game. Me: What kind? Him: The kind you play. Me: Screw you. Him: You are gay! Me: :? Him: You should look at your face! So I went to the Noob police headquarters where I meet the man in charge of the armory. His name was: Him: What the hell are you doing back? Me: Not you again! Him: Not you again! Me: So show me some weapons. Him: Fine then. Me: Where are they? Him: In the employees only section. Me: Can I enter? Him: No you are not an employee. Me: Fine, what could I sign up for? Him: We need an intern. Me: O.K Him: Fine go talk to the boss and get a interview. After reading the newest copy of Praise Saradomin, I was allowed in the offices where the boss was hard at work, playing with some action figures. Him: Welcome. Me: Hello. Him: Your name Me: Uh, I am just called the voice. Him: Why? Me: Because no one calls me a name. Him: How about Rumplestiltskin? Me: Why that? Him: I don't know. Me: How about killer? Him: How about you leave all the questions to me in this interview. Me: One question? Him: Fine. Me: Why are you hiding under that hood Blue jay? Him: Uh, I am not blue jay, I am just a Sith. Me: What? Him: Fear the power of the dark side. Me: WHAT? Him: Nothing I am blue jay. Ha ha you are smart enough to be a lawyer! Me: I was once. Him: What happened. Me: I said that a Chinese woman stabbed someone with a fork. And guess what? Him: What? Me: He was actually stabbed with chop sticks! Him: So? Me: I lost my job. Him: So? Me: No sympathy? Him: Well that was a stupid mistake. Everybody knows the Chinese don't use forks. Some one: Hay. Him: Sorry Mr. Lee. He's the janitor. So I got the intern job and was allowed in the armory after a tour of the facility. Him: This is the waiting room. Me: Really? I would have never guessed. Him: Why is it wet over here. Me: Where was the bathroom again? Just for future reference. Him: This is the cafeteria. Me: Why are we at the donut store? Him: You noobies. So pathetic. Him: This is the nooby training ground. Meet our new recruit Snake. Snake: Hi. Me: What are you here for? Snake: Well, there was an accident and I let a Zamorakian mage take Pandora's Box and now there is a slight problem between the new god of hell and the old one. And I am here to help defeat the noobs coming from the pits of hell to help Zamorack out and save Noob from an eternity of suffering in hell. Me: Nice story...made me wanna kill you because its all your fault that this war is happening! Snake: Sorry. Lets see you do better. Me: I could! Snake: Lets see you. Me: O.K please don't punch me. I am just, uh, so forgiving of you for bringing the land to war. Snake: I don't like you. Me: And I don't like you. Him: And I won't like either of you if you don't shut yourselves up and watch the training video. Welcome to the training video. Thank you for watching the training video. Me: Uh, what the hell was that? Him: Oh, the video. Me: I did not learn anything! Him: What do you expect to learn? Me: What methods to use... Him: What should you care? Your our intern! Snake: What about me? Him: You get an informational pamphlet. Snake: These are stick figures beating on each other. Him: So? Snake: What am I to learn from this other than that you can not draw. Him: That was giant blue jay who drew that. Me: Who is giant blue jay? Bird: Caa Caa Caa. Him: You will find out more about him. Me: Good lets go. Him: Good this episode is over. Next time you will meet him. (No one here was payed to say anything. They are not actors. We swear!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 THE BLUE JAY FILES (This is not a by product of Russia) EPISODE 3 A GIANT BIRD Him: Oh crap, I had not realized that this would be a back to back episode kind of day. Me: Yay I get to see a giant Blue Jay! Him: I know...is it not the most amazing thing ever? Me: When do I get to see the weapons anyway? Him: Soon, we are getting there. Me: Good. Him: Follow me to the bird cage. The bird cage was huge and the bird was a beauty. It was blue. Me: That bird is Blue! Him: Great observation. It is a blue bird. Me: Is it a he or a she? Him: I really don't know. Maybe I should check. Well that was my undoing. The next time I saw Blue Jay conscious was on a stretcher. Him: You are paying my medical bills. Me: Why? Him: You asked me to do that. Me: Like I knew birds were sensitive! Him: I might sue you to. Me: WHAT? Him: I need a lawyer though. Me: I am a lawyer. Him: Hired. As you can see this show was going way off script and well, Oh, did I say script? I am sorry. So used to that word. It was not going according to plan. The judge was a nice lady. She was amazed at the way I defended Blue Jay and also fought for my own case. Me: My client says that on the date of the twenty fourth of July. Me: Rejection your honor. Me: WHAT? Me: It was the twenty fifth so oooo. Me: And you are going to lose this case. Judge: And I am getting annoyed as hell. The Court ruled in favor of Blue Jay because all the people were conned before hand with the money I had to give to Blue Jay for winning. Conning the money off my mom was hard. The next day at work, we were heading for the armory. Me: I can't wait! Him: Opps, the door is locked. Now where is that key. This one? Nope. Me: Hurry! Him: This one? Nope not this one. Me: Hurry please. Him: Why? Me: I just have this instinct telling me something bad is about to happen. Him: Well what if I told you I lost the key? Is that the bad thing? Me: Wait 3,2,1... RING RING RING Him: WOW! YOU ARE AN AWESOME PSYCHIC. Me: Whats that alarm mean? Him: Will all available men report for duty. Me: I am now fighting? Him: Yes...please follow me...Oh, Snake follow me. Me: Are we gonna break into the armory? Him: Nope. Me: Then where are we gonna get weapons. Him: Here. Me: Off a tree. Him: Everybody pick a branch and see who got the biggest and sturdiest one next episode. Me: That was a short episode. Him: I know. Me: Why is that. Mysterious voice: Because...I feel like it. Me: You! You are... Mysterious voice: Thats right, your creator. Me: Mommy? Mysterious voice: Ha...your mom created you, who can say transsexual? Me: You made me say that! Mysterious voice: No I did not! Him: Ha, our intern was created by a manwoman. Tomorrow: WAR! AND OPENING THE ARMORY! DONT MISS IT> IF YOU Do...YOU ARE A LOSER> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerent Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Pretty funny, especially the stuff in parentheses below "The Blue Jay Files." (This is not a byproduct of Russia) Keep up the funniness (wow, the spellcheck didn't hate the word....it's a word :shock: :shock: :shock: ). You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 I try.... I guess I am writing something people like... :shock: The end of the world is coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unoalexi Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Very very good I can't wait for the next installment. Here be dragons ^ Dragon of the Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Oh the world is ending every week...Its not anything new...You need something catchy...Like the things from futurarma...I mean who would know if you ripped them off? Good stories still though. :) http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 THE BLUE JAY FILES (servings per episode= 2 many) Episode 4 War with sticks Him: Prepare your sticks! Snake: Mine is flimsy! Me: Ha mine is... Snake: Snatch! Me: Hay, that was uncalled for! Snake: Ha ha. War. War is when two or more people in different groups fight each other. I thought it was cool that we were going to war. But the sticks we were using were hardly weapons at all. I had a strange feeling about Snake though, as we marched off to our warzone. The battle was intense, and thankfully we just watched. There was a nice river in the way so we sat and had a picnic. Nothing fancy. Just our emergency rations. Stale Quaker Oat Bar anyone? Soon we said screw it and left back to the Noob Police station where Blue Jay discovered that the keys to the armory were in his pocket the whole time. The armory had glass cases everywhere, showing armaments beyond anyones imagination. Me: So what is this one? Him: A mind rune. Me: Whats it do? Him: Makes us feel smart when we hold it. Me: Can I hold it? Him: Sure, handle it carefully. Me: Not feeling very smart. Him: Well that just sucks huh? I will take that. Me: What is this? Him: A cape. Me: Whats it do? Him: When we throw it over people, they scream and run into something yelling " I am blind." For some reason when we take this off them, their eyes are not there and it looks like they were terrible burned. Me: Because of this LCD Light implanted on the inside? Him: Oh, how'd get there? Him: And finally... Me: A real weapon? Him: A banana. Me: WHAT? Him: What if a nuke is coming at us and we have run out of people and limbs to eat. There is always a banana. Me: How will you unpeel it? Him: I DON"T KNOW! So with that, I left. I went on to bigger and better things. I went back to Archimage Studios. Him: Welcome back. Me: Yup. Him: Successful video? Me: Somewhat. Him: Took you long enough to get a tour of the place. Me: Sorry, I had to learn other things you know. Him: So... Me: This is gonna be on T.V! Him: No its not! Me: WHAT? Him: Not till we get a video of you infiltrating the building and seeing how penetrable it is. Me: WHAT? Him: Archimage's request. Me: Archimage can stick it up his... HIM: I can what? I am sorry, I can't hear much over the radio waves. Him: He is making fun of you sir. HIM: What? The enemies are stuffing rare spinach roles down our throats? Him: No sir. HIM: I better help you guys, but I have a patient here. Sorry. Some guy: I ama ama ama crazyyyy, looopppy, nuuutsss. The transmission was cut off and I was then made to infiltrate the Noob Police Headquarters with a camera on my head. The infiltration part was easy. I just put up a sign for free donuts over the mayors house. Now I was in and nothing happened. I walked out. And was surrounded by Noob Police. My capture was violent: Him: Your coming with me sir with funny head. Me: Its a camera. Him: Are you back talking me? Me: No. Him: Back talk me again! Me: What'cha gonna do about it tubby. Him: Use this tazor. Me: AUGH! THE PAIN! YOU BAST... Him: 2000 volts. Me: I AM GONNA Pass out The court case was swift and I had to do a years worth of community service, for the noob police. And the T.V show I was making was now live and stupid. And just when I entered the Noob police report startled us. THIS IS THE 6:02 NEWS Me: Oh my god. Him: Oh my god. Some guy: These are the best news people ever. WE ARE LIVE AT AL KHARID WHERE THE EVIL ZAMORRAK MAGE WHO RESURRECTED ZAMMORAK (THANKS TO ARCHIMAGE FOR THE TIP, SNAKE WILL SEE SOME PEOPLE ON STRIKE OUTSIDE HIS HIDING PLACE TOMORROW) IS NOW RESURRECTING NOOBY, THE GOD OF NOOBS. THE NOOB POLICE ARE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND AS USUAL AND WE JUST LAY IN WAIT AS THIS WAR CONTINUES AND OUR CRAPPY LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS JUST SIT ON THEIR COUCHES AND WATCH THESE NEWS REPORTS. I BET THEY ARE DOING THAT RIGHT NOW. Me: How'd he know? Him: Damn the news channels are on to us. I guess we gotta get off our lazy [wagon] and work. And so begun my first real mission with the noob police, and a real mission that almost killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 OH NOES!!!!!ITS THE ATTACK OF THE LEVEL 3.5!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!! http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted September 12, 2007 Author Share Posted September 12, 2007 THE RANDOM SHOW (parenthesis) BLUE JAY FILES EPISODE 5 NOOBY Al Kharid has always been a town I hate. Sand. I hate sand. And there is not much to do. Oh wow, they have a giant mine. Maybe I would care if these stupid dummies could figure out what bug repellent was. And that dumb kid giving out old fliers...I JUST HATE HIM. Him: Excuse me sir...great deals. Me: Go play with some other children. Him: But sir, great deals! Me: You ever read those fliers? Him: No, but I know there are great deals on it. Me: How do you know? Him: Well, I broke my brothers legs and my mom told me to hand these out to passerby. Me: You people are stupid. We found the Zamorrakian mage and Nooby and Snake... Is this thing on? Hi my name is Archimage and I will explain to you what is going on. Snake is drawing the sword of the gods. He seems to be screaming obsceneties at the mage. The mage just told him to shove it up his. Oh lord, he is telling Nooby to attack Snake. Snake is really gonna... SNAKES AUTOBIOGRAPHY By: Snake ...and here came Nooby. Well I left hooked him and POW! He fell to the ground crying. I was about to throw him into the nearby river, but that stupid mage came up behind me and sliced my back open. Those police guys watched, so I ran back and pushed this reporter guy back... ...I was scared as hell, and I drew my sword and watched as the mage proceeded towards me calling me names. Name I heard in my childhood. Him: You are weak Him: You are stupid Him: You are truly developmentally delayed... That was it. The words that that geek back in High School used. The ones I did not understand... Him: Hay everyone, look at reporter! Me: What? Him: You are wearing loafers! Me: Because I am rich. Him: No because you are developmentally delayed. Me: Why not say [developmentally delayed]ed. Him: Who am I? Me: A geek. Him: Which means? Me: You use big words. Him: DUH! Me: Like osteoperosis. And supercalifragelisticexpealadocious. Him: I think thats a little to far. But you are developmentally delayed! HA! I was ready to kill. I was honed on his head. I had my hand clenched hard on my swords hilt. Sweat fell down my arms. I was sweating like crazy. Suddenly, I ran. No thoughts. Just his blood spattering on my face. I am sorry to say that that blood was my own. I scratched that mage. JUST A SCRATCH! Snake jumped in again... SNAKES AUTOBIOGRAPHY By: Snake ...and I mean, how could that reporter be so stupid? I am gonna swing my sword back in forth like a scythe when you are cutting the brush. I mean come on man. Noob could have done better. Well I jumped in and cut that dudes robes off. I mean, they fell. This dude was wearing nothing but a speedo. Don't ask me. This dude was pissed and I could tell by the fire coming from his eyes. And that last sentence was not to tell how mad he was. He really was burning. Nooby took a fork and tried to relinquish the flames. It did not help. I watched the out of control mage run around. Fire started everywhere and sand was being turned into glass. The glass was terribly soft in this one spot and the mage fell into it. The glass moulded around him and that was the end of his magic freakshow. The fire stopped and I asked him what happened... Him: I just went nuts when you made me exposed. Snake: Sorry, and by the way, why are you wearing a speedo? Him: Why were you looking are you gay? Blue Jay: Why have I not been in this episode? This is my show right? Me: No it is called the random show. Him: Oh my god! I am on The Random Show? I love that show! Me: Its only been on for four episodes. Him: SO? I LOVE IT! Me: Well thanks a lot. Him: You are so welcome! Nooby: Hi everyone, have you seen my undies yet? Everyone: OH MY ********************************!!! Well I am sorry to say that we had to see that. Well, we were now after Nooby, who thought we were playing tag. MORE FUN ADVENTURES NEXT EPI... Mage:What about me? UH, YOU ARE STUCK THERE. Mage: YOU BASTARDS... WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FRIENDS? I WILL SQUISH YOU! OH GOD...Two lines of words...kill...ing...me. Good...bye... THATS THE END FOLKS TUNE IN SOON FOR MORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kam42705 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Oh please sir Mr Ratchet sir.. I wants to watch ze Random Show! Can I? Can ? Please Mr. Ratchet sir... I beg you... please sir... please!!!!!! No! I dun wants to play with ze childerkin... no sir! no!!! Disclaimer: No childerkin were harmed in the writing of the above message. Well... maybe a few children... but they certainly deserved it. i mean wth no1 cares about that weak noob that was scared of the great almighty lord ZAROS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted September 13, 2007 Author Share Posted September 13, 2007 THE NOOB POLICE TELETHON!!! Yeah, welcome everyone to the second annual Noob Police Telethon. Me: There was a first one? Some guy: That was last year when they actually did their job. I am so sorry for that rude interuption. Now then we will start with three minutes on the clock. We are looking to make about three hundred thousand dollars more than last years twenty two million. Ready? Call! ................... ................... ........RING! Him: Hello? Is there a mister Seymoure [wagon] here? Nope I am sorry sir. Goodbye. .............. Two minutes! ...RING! Him: Would you like to give us some money? Wow! Well thanks. Well? Him: My brothers wife is having a BABY! Well congrats... Him: Uh, Who cares? That means I am an Uncle. So? Him: I have to waste my money on the little snot. RING! Him: Yes. Oh, your watching the show. Well uh, wrong number. ............. .....RING! Me: Hello? Oh and how much is this donation? We do accept millions of dollars. Why sir? Bastard! Hello? Hello? DO ANY OF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ONE OF THESE? RING! Hello? Why thank you. Him: How much? A donation of two coins. Me: WOW! He gets a gold star on our bulletin board. Oh, does this sign say people who gave us lots of money? Lets change that. Me: It says: People who actually gave us money. Yup. RING! Yes? Archimage studios wishes to donate? How much? A paper clip. Great thanks. Another star on the wall. Me: This sucks. Oh no. Times up. Now then lets count how much we made.... TWO DOLLARS AND A PAPER CLIP! Me: HOORAY! Now lets talk to someone here who is also gonna be someone you can donate money to. Aubury: I am here to get money so we can continue the researching of runes. THREE MINUTES! START! RING!! RING!! RING!! RING!! RING!! Me: WE HAVE TO MANY CALLS! THIS IS OVERWHELMING ME! Oh you wuss! Him: OH NOES! MY PHONE! BOOM!!! Me: OH MY GOD YOUR PHONE! Him: ITS ALL OVER THE PLACE! Aubury: Why is there a piece of phone wedged in my head? Oh let me pull that out. RING!! RING!! RING!! RING!! Me: SAVE ME! RING!! RING!! RING!! BOOM! Aubury: Oh my god! When will the phones stop attacking me? Well uh, please hand in the donation sheets. Bonnie in Varrock gives Aubury twelve thousand dollars. James gives Aubury twenty two thousand dollars LATER: Ralph from Falador gives Aubury eleven thousand dollars. MUCH LATER: Phil gives Aubury his childs college fund. O.K, thats over! Very good. Aubury makes: 250,025,365 No way! Aubury: Thanks guys! Now its time for the white knights of falador to take your pledges... RING!! I HAVE NOT EVEN TOLD YOU TO START CALLING YET! Make a pledge to the noob police here. Please. We are poor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Oh the world is ending every week...Its not anything new...You need something catchy...Like the things from futurarma...I mean who would know if you ripped them off? Good stories still though. Futurama Rocks! But anyways, Dont use the slurm phrases from Futurama if you dont have to... Aubury makes: 250,025,365 WE NEED THAT MONEY!!! Make a pledge to the noob police here. Please. We are poor! Yes, we are very poor. We ran out of donut money :shock: !!!! I might need to sell chocolates. :shock: Surprisingly, Im the #1 Chocolate seller in the North end of the city. :shock: :thumbsup: TAKING ALL PLEDGES!!! Oh and... DRINK PEPSI!!! Yay! I just got 1k :D HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted September 13, 2007 Author Share Posted September 13, 2007 :shock: :shock: :shock: Blue jay finally responded to a story about himself. YAY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I was away. :^o What do you expect. Last time I was on I snuck on in the library :shame: So far the noob police have 1k from my little pepsi mentioning... HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Oh yes Archimage Studios pledges one chapter of the story. To be delieved by monday. It also pledges a magic box of air. What is so great about it is that it will never run out because the air around it is forced to go into it...Its quite amazing to be honest. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 WOW!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: A MAGIC BOX OF AIR. SO RARE. 8-) :XD: Anyways, so the Noob Police have collected 1k, a new chapter, and a magic box of air. PLEASE PLEDGE MORE MONEY THAN ITEMS!! :(And between me and who ever reads this, a Dragon Woodcutting axe for me =) ) HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Fine..... I pledge 28 Millon German Marks, at their pre Stresseman rate. I actually have some in the attic, not sure if its 28 million but who knows...Been using them as scrap paper. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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