*Morphs into a hawk, which swoops down and eats the mouse*

*morphs into an uber 1337 hawk which pwns your hawk with its lazer beam (which is attatched to its head)*

*Morphs into a mirror which bounces the lazer beam back at you*

*morphs into a larger than necessary hammer which smashes you, allowing my lazer beam to now easily penetrate you*

'morphs into a guy who corrects anything wrong some1 else says'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Whers your laser if you morphed into a hammer??"

*morphs into a professor and bolds all the typos in your post.*

 

 

 

'morphs into a guy who corrects anything wrong some1 else says'

 

 

 

"Whers your laser if you morphed into a hammer??"

"morphs into einstein who makes you run away in shame at your ignorance."

morphs into insterstellar worm hole sucking einstien into space making him instantly explode into a million itty bitty pieces

Morphs into superstring which destroys the wormhole by splitting into branes and using his immense energy to prevent the hole from closing.

morphs into a giant space cow that eats the wormhole 8-)

 

 

 

(and AIDS should kill the hawk that ate the mouse but, as a bird of prey, I'll let it pass. Hawks, falcons, eagles, and giraffes rock.)

*morphs into a space-butcher that cuts the cow up*

morphs into cholesterol that gives butcher heart attack

Morphs into low cholesterol raw veg diet. Cholesterol is banished!!!!!! :!: :!:

morphs into unbanishing cream cholesterol is back!

morphs into myself!!!! my body produces enzymes and destroys the cream!!!!!

morphs into more fat which makes you die of yet another heart attack

Morphs into the truth teller. How do you morph when i've digested you and you're not there to morph??? :?: :!: :?: :?: :!: :?:

morhs into random vacuum badger that eats ure brains

Morphs into non-law abiding hunter who blasts your brains out.

turns into random zebra (same colours) and gets bored starts to eat grass

I will ignore because that has nothing to do with my hunter. He just shoots your zebra.

yeh but ure hunter gun morphs into a snake which bites his ace and it puffs up and he scream hahahha and he dies within 45 mins cos of the poison (jst incase u try no possible antidote)

But as i'm dying i morph into a machine which cannot be poisoned obviously. Then the machine adds snake killing lasers onto itself and kills you.

I morph into a bigger machine that cannot be poisoned with more features.

I morph into water, and spill myself on the machine, rusting it.