November 8, 200718 yr Hi all, I'm the a disciple of the Storyteller Guild. I have been tracking down noobs lately and it surprises me what noobs will do for money items and etc. Here are a few stories of my more "memorable" observations. When I first set out on my adventure I went to Varrock to search for interesting subjects. That's when I saw a guy by the fountain yelling "GIVING AWAY 1MIL FOR FREE!". Almost instantly, a mob of noobs gathered around him, hoping to get the supposed 1 million coins. "YOU THERE! YOU LOOK LIKE A PERSON WHO DESERVES MONEY!" the man yelled to a noob in cow skin armor. "WHAT'S YOUR NAME???" he asked loudly. "Umm. My name is Hershall and I need money," said the noob. Seeing an interesting subject for a story, I followed Hershall and the scammer. "Now, all you need to do for the 1mil is to take this steak and go kill Count Draynor," said the scammer. He then handed Hershall a steak (and yes I mean the meat steak and not the vampireslaying stake). "But isn't Count Draynor supposed to be strong and cranky?" said Hershall. "Yes he is, so take this radish as it shall weaken him," the scammer said. "But vampires are supposed to be weak against garlic, not radish," said Hershall, he was turning out to be one smart noob. "Count Draynor is different," said the scammer, "He is weak to radishes and valuable items, I'll even come with you." "Well I appreciate that type of friendship so I will go kill him," said Hershall, "And who the hell are you?!" "Uh oh, I'm caught," said the pickpocket. As the pickpocket ran off the scammer said, " Well, take all of your money and valuables when you fight Count Draynor." "But what if I die, I will lose everything," objected Hershall. "Don't worry, he will be too weakened to kill," said the scammer. "Sounds good to me," said Hershall. Well, no noob can be that smart. [i will continue this later]
November 9, 200718 yr Indent whenever a new person speaks. Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall:
November 9, 200718 yr I thought it was a enter press between each speaker thingy. I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard.
November 9, 200718 yr Sorry, I really don't like it. You should Indent for one. Two, The whole "Story about a noob" thing doesn't really go good around here anymore. Three, I just couldn't get into it. 4/10.
November 10, 200718 yr don't take it hard, I'm sure that there is plenty for you to write about. I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard.
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