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Ode to the King Black Dragon


Ravenkana

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Oh King Black Dragon,

 

You're scales are looking dull,

 

the once youthful glint in your six eyes,

 

has all but disappeared!

 

 

 

Oh how we miss you!

 

You have been forgotten!

 

In favour of bigger newer monsters

 

like the kalphite queen!

 

or Tok-Jad!

 

 

 

And now the God Wars

 

Have almost made you obsolete!

 

The mithril dragon,

 

can beat you with two claws tied behind his back!

 

 

 

Oh King Black Dragon!

 

You are becoming noob feed!

 

We old ones shall miss you,

 

For the things you taught us.

If the CORPORAL beast is this hard, imagine how hard a GENERAL or COLONEL beast would be. a corporal is not even an admirable rank in armies that use that ranking system.

 

Yeah, it is a pking minigame, so any arguments anybody makes will probably be biased.

The best way this will end :Everybody just says,"I'm not arguing with you anymore, goodbye."

The worst way this will end: I don't really know, psychological warfare? Worldwide thermonuclear war? Pie eating contest?

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