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Musical Crimes-Mass Homicide

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Azriel Thanatos sat at a fancy restaurant.His date had been in the bathroom for 15 minutes now,and he was begining to think she had deserted him.Sighing,he gave her another 15 minutes and took out his iPod.Scrolling through his awesome collection of Death Metal,he realised it wasn't all too awesome any more.

 

 

 

"What the hell!"He shouted out,causing all the patrons to turn and look,save one.Most of his songs had disappeared,except for:

 

 

 

AFI-Miss Murder

 

Arch Enemy-Dead Bury Their Dead

 

Arch Enemy-Nemesis

 

Blue Oyster Cult-Don't Fear the Reaper

 

Children of Bodom-Touch Like An Angel of Death

 

Children of Bodom-Mask of Sanity

 

In Flames-Take This Life

 

Rick Astley-Hello,Azriel

 

Rush-The Weapon

 

Slayer-Angel of Death

 

Slayer-Raining Blood

 

Slash's Snakepit-Serial Killer

 

The Black Dahlia Murder-Deathmask Divine

 

 

 

Wait,he never had a Rick Astley song,especially not Hello Azriel...Curios,he scrolled to it and played it.

 

 

 

"Ah,Azriel."A creepy voice,unlike any of the deathgrowls or screams his favorite bands had used."Cat of Gargamel,foe of the smurfs?Or was it the angel of death,in charge of seperating body and soul?I have a challenge for you."

 

 

 

Azriel twitched the corner of his mouth,that was creepy.The voice continued,and he took note this time."I have with me the love of your life.Thats right,the little girlfriend of yours you bought a ring for."Azriel fell out of his chair,how could the voice know that?

 

 

 

"I will free her,and she will love you,on one condition.There is a prison,as you know on the Eastern side of this country,its Changi Prison is it not?I want you to kill all the wardens and the in-mates in the courtyard.I have a few guns in a warehouse by the dock.Its number...four.

 

 

 

Today is the third of July,you have until tomorrow night to plan and execute the mission or I will personally kill your little Jen."

 

 

 

Azriel gulped,but in his mind he had already agreed.He had been about to propose,he had the ring in his pocket.He stood up from the floor,having forgotten to sit back upon his chair,and ran all the way home.He changed out of the formal wear,and into more spy-like gear.Heading to the dock,he found the ware house and opened the door,unlocked.

 

 

 

Entering,he tripped over something.The swearing Azriel picked it up.Holy easy-to-find guns,Azriel,its a bunch of guns!

 

 

 

Laughing,the man walked out of the warehouse,taking the padlock he had and locking the door.As he walked off,he dropped the key on the floor,for a warehouse worker to find and use,perhaps guard the god-forsaken place.

 

 

 

A full day later,a fully refreshed and equiped Azriel stood outside the prison,speaking into a voice box.

 

 

 

"Hey this is Macdonalds,can I take your order?"It said,making it obvious it was a young man on the other end.

 

 

 

"Yes,I'd like to visist my brother,erm Spiffy McDoodle."Azriel said,making up a name.

 

 

 

"Ah,so you're Spiffy's brother,come in Nools,we've been expecting you."The voice said as the door opened.

 

 

 

Chuckling about been Nools McDoodle,Azriel walked in.It was a delibrately long and narrow passage,forcing escaping prisoners to be subject to sniper fire all the way to a closed gate.He walked all the way to a security check,where the young man was.A knife was pulled,too small for either the man or the sniper to see.

 

 

 

Quickly,Azriel threw it,pulled out the sniper rifle and shot the sniper,just as the knife hit the warden.Amazingly lucky,Azriel strode into the prison,now holding a machine gun.He shouldn't have left the sniper rifle behind,but who am I to talk?I'm just a narrator.Oh yeah,its my job to talk,isn't it?

 

 

 

Oh anyway,Azriel began shooting the prisoners in the court yard,ducking behind walls when wardens began shooting,and shooting them with a pistol every now and then.

 

 

 

Finding a moment of peace,he flicked out his iPod,hoping to calm his nerves.Oh damn he realised he was on the Rick Astley song.

 

 

 

"Oh,hello Azriel.I see you're already doing the killing.I'll tell you what.I have freed your girlfriend,she's going to the fourth of July celebrations,so you don't have to worry about her,just go on killing."

 

 

 

And kill he did.Except for that one guard he knocked out.But he was crushed later by a falling light,so no worries.

 

 

 

All the killing complete,he returned home,waiting for his Jen to arrive as well.For some reason,he had one iPod earpiece in his ear as he switched on the television.Flipping to a new channel in hope of catching some of the celebration,he was treated to a burning American's Complex and a "no survivors" speech from the fire chief.Switching off the television in disgust,the iPod began playing by itself.

 

 

 

"Oh,I'm sorry Azriel,did I not tell you the whole truth?"The voice said,creepy enough to make disgusted hairs stand."Well,you have won anyway,and guess what?The police are just outside your house.I love CCTV cameras,don't you?"

 

 

 

And with that,the tape stopped.Azriel was trapped,he was going to jail like that guy who burnt the Complex.Well,too bad...

 

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Yay number 2!I'm going to have to think of more crimes though,because petty theft is well petty,and hard to find songs for...


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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

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I dunno,thought it would be nice.I'm trying to think of an equally annoying artist to replace him though,the July fourth things are no more.

 

 

 

Yeah,I was thinking of putting her there too,but meh,unoriginal.


devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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These are really fun, and it should keep being Rick Astley. However, you should combine all of these stories into one post--so you should put this in your first post, it will be easier and there will be more room.

 

 

 

Good job, anyway.


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These are really fun, and it should keep being Rick Astley. However, you should combine all of these stories into one post--so you should put this in your first post, it will be easier and there will be more room.

 

 

 

Good job, anyway.

 

 

 

I agree, and Dragoonson... You want an Idea? I had the strangest dream last night, and yea. Its would fit into your 'Musical Crimes' thing... though it may be more than a crime.

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Go ahead,Wikipedia's not giving much in terms of ideas...Oh and I personally can't stop creating new threads now,OCD really sucks like this.Like the rest of the story has to go in uniform,which is seperately. :wall:


devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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Ok, well... I had a really strange dream/nightmare.

 

I was on vacation in Iran (or somewhere down there), and my family and I had met a terrorist. He took our passports and made it so that we would have to stay in the place.

 

A few days later, we get called. The terrorist sends us our passports, and a ticket on a ferry away from the place... But the catch; We had 1 hour before he started a nuclear explosion...

 

 

 

I woke up just as the explosion started, so you can figure out a end (if you use it).

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From the passport stealing I have a pretty good idea now...Nah I just want the explosion :lol:

 

 

 

I'm going to go with Battery first (look it up),and if I can think of something I'll try Identity Theft (though its not too much Identity Theft,so much as terrorism...)


devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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What Bluejay said #-o


devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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Thanatos... isn't that from Gargoyles?

 

 

 

Yes, it is a good story, Rick Astley is teh evil!


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I think so...I google'd names regarding death.And it did say gargoyle some where...

 

 

 

Azriel is Gargamel's cat in the Smurfs no?


devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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