Weren't you like 6' 200 pounds or something.

 

*Has no idea where he remembers that from.*

My mother is a [bleep]ing idiot. She tried to open internet explorer (As if that wasn't bad enough). It didn't load instantly, so she started yelling at the computer (Yes, yelling) and smashing the mouse on the... uhh... countertop or whatever it's called. She [bleep]ing opened IE 54 times. Now the [bleep]ing mouse doesn't work right because she's a [bleep]ing idiot >.> Baby boomers suck.

what you talkin bout abc

Yeah around there Goon.

Cool, cool.

My dog licked my [bleep]ing eye. I have never been so [bleep]ing angry at an animal in my life >.>

My dog licked my [bleep]ing eye. I have never been so [bleep]ing angry at an animal in my life >.>

You should pet it really hard and give it lots of treats. Ya know, as pay back.

She's already "borderline obese" :/

How did it even get up to your eye???

 

Especially if its obese.

I concur Goon.

You should take her on walks. :geek:

1. Lipo

2. Candle

3. Nom

4. ????

5. Vomit

Wait, eat the candle? PROFIT!

Uhh....

:arrow:

:arrow: :arrow:

Or give it to Who, so he can go out on walks with it.

He needs to lose weight.

Oooh, burn.

We get rough sometimes. We need the extra cushioning

Or even better.... BABY ARMOR!

 

Goon keep your signature.

@ anyone else.

 

Would anyone like to read my introduction to a poem book that I have to make for English class?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8836uQg3MGM

 

All the pictures of me you've seen, I have my shirt off. HOW AM I FAT?

 

Edit: This was, obviously, at the fat comment, not at the poem reading.

@Halo: Yeah, totally.