Last one to post wins

[Abc1230]

Or even better.... BABY ARMOR!

 

Oh [bleep] yes. You get head while slashing heads.

 

@halo

Yes, we want to [bleep]ing read it

[H2PM]

In the beginning, there was nothing…Then there was this. If you, the victim, has somehow, someway, have found this, then congratulations. Now I’m sure that the nice pretty, dreamy, picture of some woods has drawn your attention to this book, giving you the assumption that these poems would contain deep messages, metaphors that you could relate, or a feel good haiku about trees. However this is not true. Well, there are a few that are this, but generally no. This Chapbook contains the following side effects: headaches, confusion, restless leg syndrome, deep thought, and dementia. The poems in here are no Robert Frost or Shel Silverstein, I know that, but they are, what I believe, are my deep, emotional thoughts on certain subjects. The meaning to them is entirely up to you, as how I intended them to be, endless possibilities. So, have fun with this Chapbook, it was fun making these poems and creating this monstrosity.

 

*Authors note: Of course most of this was sarcasm; however I do need to put this note in because sarcasm is incredibly hard, almost impossible, to detect in text.

 

 

 

 

Sorry for the wall of text guys but I really have to poop.

[Abc1230]

In the beginning, there was nothingThen there was this. If you, the victim, has somehow, someway, have found this, then congratulations. Now Im sure that the nice pretty, dreamy, picture of some woods has drawn your attention to this book, giving you the assumption that these poems would contain deep messages, metaphors that you could relate, or a feel good haiku about trees. However this is not true. Well, there are a few that are this, but generally no. This Chapbook contains the following side effects: headaches, confusion, restless leg syndrome, deep thought, and dementia. The poems in here are no Robert Frost or Shel Silverstein, I know that, but they are, what I believe, are my deep, emotional thoughts on certain subjects. The meaning to them is entirely up to you, as how I intended them to be, endless possibilities. So, have fun with this Chapbook, it was fun making these poems and creating this monstrosity.

 

*Authors note: Of course most of this was sarcasm; however I do need to put this note in because sarcasm is incredibly hard, almost impossible, to detect in text.

 

 

 

 

Sorry for the wall of text guys but I really have to poop.

I like the last line best.

[Goonstalf]

Sounds good. :thumbup:

 

Are you looking for any c/c? Or just sharing?

[Death]

[hide=I felt like being photogenic][/hide]

Awesome half beard type thing.

 

Serious tiem:

 

I wanna do a double major in psychology and electrical engineering. I have no idea what career (if any) utilizes both of those :???: Can y'think of any? :/

Machine therapy. Seriously though, I have no idea.

 

Possible new sig:

[hide][/hide]

 

What do you think?

Looks good. :thumbup:

 

Except for one person...

Is it you?

 

Edit: [bleep], hit post, early, be right back reading more...

[Abc1230]

Where was Death are being?

[H2PM]

c/c would be nice.

 

Chapbook = the poem book by the way.

 

@Death: Nope. Somebody with the letter O.

 

He was close however.

[SeanyTheSailor]

So that baby armor, where can I buy it.

[H2PM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8836uQg3MGM

 

All the pictures of me you've seen, I have my shirt off. HOW AM I FAT?

 

Edit: This was, obviously, at the fat comment, not at the poem reading.

[Goonstalf]

Just a few things I think might help it flow a little more and some punctuation stuff.

 

With the edits:

In the beginning, there was nothing…Then there was this. If you, the victim, have somehow found this, then congratulations. Now I’m sure that the nice, pretty, dreamy picture of some woods has drawn your attention to this book, giving you the assumption that these poems would contain deep messages, metaphors that you could relate to, or a feel-good haiku about trees; however, this is not true. Well, there are a few that are like that, but generally no. This Chapbook contains the following side effects: headaches, confusion, restless leg syndrome, deep thought, and dementia. The poems in here are no Robert Frost or Shel Silverstein, I know that, but they are what I believe to be my deep, emotional thoughts on certain subjects. Their meanings are entirely up to you -- as I intended them to be -- endless possibilities. So, have fun with this Chapbook, it was fun making these poems and creating this monstrosity.

[Abc1230]

In the beginning, there was nothing…Then there was this. If you, the victim, has somehow, someway, have found this (lolwut?), then(Not sure if the then is really necessary...) congratulations. Now I’m sure that the nice pretty, dreamy, picture of some woods has drawn your attention to this book, giving you the assumption that these poems would contain deep messages, metaphors that you could relate, or a feel good haiku about trees. However (,)this is not true. Well, there are a few that are this, but generally no. This Chapbook contains the following side effects: headaches, confusion, restless leg syndrome, deep thought, and dementia. The poems in here are no Robert Frost or Shel Silverstein, I know that, but they are, what I believe, are(I don't think the are is necessary...) my deep, emotional thoughts on certain subjects. The meaning to(to should be of?) them is entirely up to you, as how I intended them to be, endless possibilities (<- Some sort of grammar fail... can't put my thumb on it). So, have fun with this Chapbook, it was fun making these poems and creating this monstrosity.

 

*Author(')s note: Of course most of this was sarcasm; however I do need to put this note in because sarcasm is incredibly hard, almost impossible, to detect in text.

 

 

 

 

Sorry for the wall of text guys but I really have to poop.

[H2PM]

Just a few things I think might help it flow a little more and some punctuation stuff.

 

 

In the beginning, there was nothingThen there was this. If you, the victim, have somehow found this, then congratulations. Now Im sure that the nice, pretty, dreamy picture of some woods has drawn your attention to this book, giving you the assumption that these poems would contain deep messages, metaphors that you could relate to, or a feel-good haiku about trees; however, this is not true. Well, there are a few that are like that, but generally no. This Chapbook contains the following side effects: headaches, confusion, restless leg syndrome, deep thought, and dementia. The poems in here are no Robert Frost or Shel Silverstein, I know that, but they are what I believe to be my deep, emotional thoughts on certain subjects. Their meanings are entirely up to you -- as I intended them to be -- endless possibilities. So, have fun with this Chapbook, it was fun making these poems and creating this monstrosity.

Ah yes, well I should have said before I had to go, that this is indeed a first draft.

[SeanyTheSailor]

9 dead kittens

[Abc1230]

I think you should keep the poop part

[Goonstalf]

Just a few things I think might help it flow a little more and some punctuation stuff.

 

In the beginning, there was nothingThen there was this. If you, the victim, have somehow found this, then congratulations. Now Im sure that the nice, pretty, dreamy picture of some woods has drawn your attention to this book, giving you the assumption that these poems would contain deep messages, metaphors that you could relate to, or a feel-good haiku about trees; however, this is not true. Well, there are a few that are like that, but generally no. This Chapbook contains the following side effects: headaches, confusion, restless leg syndrome, deep thought, and dementia. The poems in here are no Robert Frost or Shel Silverstein, I know that, but they are what I believe to be my deep, emotional thoughts on certain subjects. Their meanings are entirely up to you -- as I intended them to be -- endless possibilities. So, have fun with this Chapbook, it was fun making these poems and creating this monstrosity.

 

Ah yes, well I should have said before I had to go, that this is indeed a first draft.

 

Oh, lol. Well, that might be a good second draft if you want it.

[H2PM]

Just a few things I think might help it flow a little more and some punctuation stuff.

 

In the beginning, there was nothingThen there was this. If you, the victim, have somehow found this, then congratulations. Now Im sure that the nice, pretty, dreamy picture of some woods has drawn your attention to this book, giving you the assumption that these poems would contain deep messages, metaphors that you could relate to, or a feel-good haiku about trees; however, this is not true. Well, there are a few that are like that, but generally no. This Chapbook contains the following side effects: headaches, confusion, restless leg syndrome, deep thought, and dementia. The poems in here are no Robert Frost or Shel Silverstein, I know that, but they are what I believe to be my deep, emotional thoughts on certain subjects. Their meanings are entirely up to you -- as I intended them to be -- endless possibilities. So, have fun with this Chapbook, it was fun making these poems and creating this monstrosity.

 

Ah yes, well I should have said before I had to go, that this is indeed a first draft.

 

Oh, lol. Well, that might be a good second draft if you want it.

Thank you, I really appreciate it.

 

Who.

Stop crying from the corner of your room, I was just trollan you.

[Death]

Where was Death are being?

Track meet. Which I'm pretty sure was at Skull_Emblem's school.

[SeanyTheSailor]

The track meet thing reminded me so I'm gonna be an attention [bleep].

 

i lettered in lax :twisted:

[Abc1230]

Oh [cabbage] it's 10:12. I will forget to give birth if I don't get my sleep for them! They don't because if I, always. Doing the forget is when they can't :lol: Then later even if they; because don't The after when don't were NOT going to the cancel :/ Tonight the fight when because or <.<

[Goonstalf]

Where was Death are being?

Track meet. Which I'm pretty sure was at Skull_Emblem's school.

Gotta love those "small world" moments.

[Tesset]

Friend called me, soz.

 

Also, some other corrections that would be more correct in an English class.

 

 

In the beginning, there was nothing; then there was this. If you, the victim, have somehow found this, then congratulations. Now Im sure that the nice, pretty, dreamy picture of some woods has drawn your attention to this book, giving you the assumption that these poems would contain deep messages, metaphors that you could relate to, or a feel-good haiku about trees; however, this is not true.* Well, there are a few that are like that, but generally no. This Chapbook contains the following side effects: headaches, confusion, restless leg syndrome, deep thought, and dementia. The poems in here are no Robert Frost or Shel Silverstein, I know that, but they are what I believe to be my deep, emotional thoughts on certain subjects. Their meanings are entirely up to you, as I intended them to be, endless possibilities. So have fun with this Chapbook; it was fun making these poems and creating this monstrosity.

 

*I'ma do what my teachers do, and say this is a run-on, but not tell you how to fix it. I think, technically, it's not, but you'll probably still get a mark on it.

[H2PM]

Friend called me, soz.

 

Also, some other corrections that would be more correct in an English class.

 

 

In the beginning, there was nothing; then there was this. If you, the victim, have somehow found this, then congratulations. Now Im sure that the nice, pretty, dreamy picture of some woods has drawn your attention to this book, giving you the assumption that these poems would contain deep messages, metaphors that you could relate to, or a feel-good haiku about trees; however, this is not true.* Well, there are a few that are like that, but generally no. This Chapbook contains the following side effects: headaches, confusion, restless leg syndrome, deep thought, and dementia. The poems in here are no Robert Frost or Shel Silverstein, I know that, but they are what I believe to be my deep, emotional thoughts on certain subjects. Their meanings are entirely up to you, as I intended them to be, endless possibilities. So have fun with this Chapbook; it was fun making these poems and creating this monstrosity.

 

*I'ma do what my teachers do, and say this is a run-on, but not tell you how to fix it. I think, technically, it's not, but you'll probably still get a mark on it.

Its a first draft

[Tesset]

I realise. I was editing Goon's edits.

 

Tryin' to help here.

 

I feel like I'm being trolled again.

[Death]

I'm off. Bye.

[H2PM]

I realise. I was editing Goon's edits.

 

Tryin' to help here.

 

I feel like I'm being trolled again.

 

Im off as well.