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I almost crashed in the main intersection in town today.

Oh jeez. What happened?

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Hi Halo.

 

I almost crashed in the main intersection in town today.

Oh jeez. What happened?

He almost crashed in the main intersection in town today.

Thank you.

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Hi Halo.

 

I almost crashed in the main intersection in town today.

Oh jeez. What happened?

He almost crashed in the main intersection in town today.

Thank you.

I was in the vehicle they assigned me, and my brakes died. I'll copy-pasta from my blog once I'm done.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Hi Halo.

 

I almost crashed in the main intersection in town today.

Oh jeez. What happened?

He almost crashed in the main intersection in town today.

Thank you.

I was in the vehicle they assigned me, and my brakes died. I'll copy-pasta from my blog once I'm done.

Ouch, that's some bad luck.

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Hi Halo.

 

I almost crashed in the main intersection in town today.

Oh jeez. What happened?

He almost crashed in the main intersection in town today.

Thank you.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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So, today was the first day of on-street driving in Driver's Ed. It was the easy stuff first, basic residential driving with another kid and an adult. Arrived at about 1:40, twenty minutes before I was scheduled to drive, because that's what time we were told to be there, in case someone got done driving early. No one was. So I was asleep on the bench when the first car pulled up. I woke up, stood up and stretched, and went to get in the car. Then the adult, Mr. Falk, told Emelie and Ann to decide who was driving first. I was like, "D:" and went to lay back down. However, falling asleep upside down again proved impossible, so I layed there uncomfortably for another ten minutes, until our car pulled up. I let Jacob, my driving partner, drive first, because I didn't want to go first. So, he took the front seat, the adult-different one whose name I didn't catch took the passenger seat, and I sat in the back quietly. Jacob drove for half an hour, the adult who I will henceforth call Mr. Smith, made small talk about where we went to school, as well as giving directions and driving tips to Jacob. He ended up making a bunch of turns, pulled over for an emergency stop (which was planned), and did everything pretty well. I was like, "Why'd I have to get a good driver? <_<" Eventually, Mr. Smith told Jacob to pull over and switch me spots so I could drive. I picked up where he left off, making a bunch of left and right turns, failing at them the whole time, and a bunch of stops. Eventually, we made it to the main road in town, and Mr. Smith told me to make a left turn. The light was red, so I went to slow down and merge into the turn lane. My brakes completely failed. Like, I was flooring it, and there was no slowing. I had been slowing down early because the brakes had been kind of finicky for me the whole time, so I realized this early, and told Mr. Smith. He also presses down on his brake, it does nothing. So now, we're hurtling towards the biggest intersection in town, at one of the busiest times, with a red light for us, unable to stop at all. By the time we roll past the crosswalk, the green turning arrows have turned off, and cars are rushing past. So Mr. Smith reaches over, grabs the wheel, and pulls into the left turn lane for me. Then, he proceeds into traffic, and swerves around and through cars rushing past on every side. We very quickly make it through, completely unscathed,.every other car completely unscathed, and coming into and empty lane on the left side of the road. Mr. Smith jerks the steering wheel to the right, and we pull into the correct side of the road, cars continuing to rush by as if nothing happened. However, the brakes still aren't working, even though I'm pressing on them hard as I can, and Mr. Smith is pressing on his. So we continue to roll forward, now at a controllable speed, about three blocks. Finally, momentum brings us to a slow crawl, and I let my foot off the brake. Mr. Smith tells me to pull over to the side of the road, but before I can he changes his mind and tells me to turn onto a side road. I do so, and take it slow. My brakes, at this point, have returned, but I'm told to go half the speed limit at most just in case. We don't meet any cars, thankfully, and we eventually make it to the range again, all three of us laughing outright. I pull in, park, and get out, run into my mom's car and tell her the story. Then she takes me home.

 

It was lulzy.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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So, today was the first day of on-street driving in Driver's Ed. It was the easy stuff first, basic residential driving with another kid and an adult. Arrived at about 1:40, twenty minutes before I was scheduled to drive, because that's what time we were told to be there, in case someone got done driving early. No one was. So I was asleep on the bench when the first car pulled up. I woke up, stood up and stretched, and went to get in the car. Then the adult, Mr. Falk, told Emelie and Ann to decide who was driving first. I was like, "D:" and went to lay back down. However, falling asleep upside down again proved impossible, so I layed there uncomfortably for another ten minutes, until our car pulled up. I let Jacob, my driving partner, drive first, because I didn't want to go first. So, he took the front seat, the adult-different one whose name I didn't catch took the passenger seat, and I sat in the back quietly. Jacob drove for half an hour, the adult who I will henceforth call Mr. Smith, made small talk about where we went to school, as well as giving directions and driving tips to Jacob. He ended up making a bunch of turns, pulled over for an emergency stop (which was planned), and did everything pretty well. I was like, "Why'd I have to get a good driver? <_<" Eventually, Mr. Smith told Jacob to pull over and switch me spots so I could drive. I picked up where he left off, making a bunch of left and right turns, failing at them the whole time, and a bunch of stops. Eventually, we made it to the main road in town, and Mr. Smith told me to make a left turn. The light was red, so I went to slow down and merge into the turn lane. My brakes completely failed. Like, I was flooring it, and there was no slowing. I had been slowing down early because the brakes had been kind of finicky for me the whole time, so I realized this early, and told Mr. Smith. He also presses down on his brake, it does nothing. So now, we're hurtling towards the biggest intersection in town, at one of the busiest times, with a red light for us, unable to stop at all. By the time we roll past the crosswalk, the green turning arrows have turned off, and cars are rushing past. So Mr. Smith reaches over, grabs the wheel, and pulls into the left turn lane for me. Then, he proceeds into traffic, and swerves around and through cars rushing past on every side. We very quickly make it through, completely unscathed,.every other car completely unscathed, and coming into and empty lane on the left side of the road. Mr. Smith jerks the steering wheel to the right, and we pull into the correct side of the road, cars continuing to rush by as if nothing happened. However, the brakes still aren't working, even though I'm pressing on them hard as I can, and Mr. Smith is pressing on his. So we continue to roll forward, now at a controllable speed, about three blocks. Finally, momentum brings us to a slow crawl, and I let my foot off the brake. Mr. Smith tells me to pull over to the side of the road, but before I can he changes his mind and tells me to turn onto a side road. I do so, and take it slow. My brakes, at this point, have returned, but I'm told to go half the speed limit at most just in case. We don't meet any cars, thankfully, and we eventually make it to the range again, all three of us laughing outright. I pull in, park, and get out, run into my mom's car and tell her the story. Then she takes me home.

 

It was lulzy.

Downshifting.

Ever heard of it?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Sounds like a fun time.

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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English is the only language on this forum.

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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