Dylan's my neighbor.

I swear to god if I see a teenager dressed up as Marth comes up to my door, I will [cabbage] brix and grab my shotgun...

Darn. Well, if he's not accompanied by a green pimp, don't worry.

Darn. Well, if he's not accompanied by a green pimp, don't worry.

Duly noted.

I also want to say, shoot the green pimp first.

Why would I shoot you?

I'd just use it to scare you then throw snickers bars at you while locking the door and stealing the rest of the candy in the bowl.

Oh, k.

Is Dylan going as a green pimp?

No, Dylan is a green pimp.

Then who was phone?

So. I have nothing constructive, useful, or even relevant to post.

 

so..... I CAN HAS SPAM

Then who was phone?

 

Halo was.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

I still need to play that game.

So, I went tick-tacking (aka Corning) with my brother and some of his friends this weekend. Was a pretty fun time. Also, since we did a lot of walking around town my legs hurt bad. We easily did over 10 miles. maybe 15.

Explain this action to me.

Throwing corn kernels at cars and stuff.

OOOHHHH.

 

I didn't know that because that happens in Nebraska without the help of people. That's what I'm going with anyway.

 

Also, it sounds lame as hell.

You and several friends get a large bag. Fill it with dry corn kernels or other items of such size (beans and the like) you go to a house, each grab a handful, throw it at the house, and run. No damage, but depending upon the houses' building materials it can make a bit of a good noise. Often times it is amusing to hit grumpy old people who will chase you. Also your friends.

 

For instance, one such grumpy old man got in a car and chased after us, luckily, we were fleet of foot and had several yard to cut through he could not.

 

Throwing corn kernels at cars is [developmentally delayed]ed as they could crash and be seriously injured.

Yup, sounds lame.

Thats because you've never done it. I'm going to guess you either A) Just go trick or treating as a furry or B) don't do anything and loaf on your computer all day.

 

Also to add a certain amount of amusement to it, when you get chased, loudly yell "CHEESE IT BOYS!'

I only went as furry one year.

 

And that was Charmeleon. A pokemon, not a real furry. Hmph.

 

 

And, as I said, I'm playing RS to celebrate Halloween.

We also did a few ding dong ditches, bang loudly on a door then run.

 

Commence telling me its lame, guy who played RS to celebrate.

 

Side Note: As I don't like to "dress up" I bought a Guy Fawkes mask that I spied, and wore that around.