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Played at a basketball game with the band, [cabbage] was so cash

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Wait wait wait, let me get this straight.

 

So I'm supposedly a mental patient under the care of Ownage and H2PM *shudder*, who think's he's a doctor caring for Ownage and H2PM, who think they're doctors caring for me, myself and Tyler, and I think that I'm caring for them as mental patients who think they're doctors caring for me and think I'm a mental patient who thinks I'm a doctor who is caring for them and...

 

AAARGH

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Were you better than the black eyed peas?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Wait wait wait, let me get this straight.

 

So I'm supposedly a mental patient under the care of Ownage and H2PM *shudder*, who think's he's a doctor caring for Ownage and H2PM, who think they're doctors caring for me, myself and Tyler, and I think that I'm caring for them as mental patients who think they're doctors caring for me and think I'm a mental patient who thinks I'm a doctor who is caring for them and...

 

AAARGH

 

You forgot about me, friend.

 

And halo, first you [bleep] about having to play then you say it was cash?

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Were you better than the black eyed peas?

Oh hell yes.

 

Also,

Subject S has entered the awareness stage, advised Dr. Ownage to put him in the same containment as Subjects ND and T.

Damn, we were so close. However, we still have Subject D.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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My Diagnosis: Subject S is suffering from chronic Bat[cabbage] Crazy.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Wait wait wait, let me get this straight.

 

So I'm supposedly a mental patient under the care of Ownage and H2PM *shudder*, who think's he's a doctor caring for Ownage and H2PM, who think they're doctors caring for me, myself and Tyler, and I think that I'm caring for them as mental patients who think they're doctors caring for me and think I'm a mental patient who thinks I'm a doctor who is caring for them and...

 

AAARGH

Actually no.

You think that Ownage and I are doctors caring for the various posters here, when the false reality is that we are creating an inception like drug to control people's minds and read their thoughts. However it appears that we are not getting anywhere because of failed experiments and guinea pigs, you. Of course this is a "false reality" because you are dreaming. Wake up. You have school now.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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TROLOLOL.

 

My theory. Anthem [bleep]ed up, halfitme show [bleep]ed up. Thus game [bleep]ed up. Steelers should have won.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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*coughcoughsteelersahemcoughweezesuck*

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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In all serious though, the [bleep]ing turnovers, just one less and we would have won. We also got [bleep]ed by the refs in the first half, which may or may not have made a difference. But i'm not a huge football fan so I'll live.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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[bleep] Richard the 3rd and his god damn misshapen body! Jeeesus I want this english unit to be over with

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I'm sorry Halo.

 

At least you aren't reading two books with [developmentally delayed]s for the main character.

Well, minus the second book, I'm pretty much doing the same.

 

Richard: "Well in order to kill my rival I should woo the girl that I bluntly murdered her parents into a relationship! HEY WANA GO OUT WITH ME!?"

Dumb [bleep]: "LOL K"

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Mine's more like:

 

"I bet if I beat the crap out of my servant, she'll admit to lieing, and hang for it!"

 

and

 

"I'ma cheat on my husband! Then I'm going to cheat on the guy I'm cheating on my husband with! Hooray!"

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Pro tip: Its a map of all the streets in the United States.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Pro tip: Its a map of all the streets in the United States.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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